At the same time, it included a photo of him thinking he was handsome, but there was a roll of toilet paper beside his pillow and even more on the ground …
No matter how uncultured Fangzheng was, he understood the mystery behind it. He replied, "Amitabha. Patron, don't worry. Pay attention to the fertilization!"
This was the first time Fangzheng was using such a smart phone. With a slip of his hand, he sent the message! He realized that he had made a typo, but before he could correct it, he heard footsteps and a hubbub outside. Someone was shouting for Fangzheng. Fangzheng hurriedly left.
At the same time, in a particular lecture hall of Ji Nan University's Education Faculty, a middle-aged female teacher was lecturing on human physiology. There were two enlarged diagrams of the human body. Many girls blushed when they saw them.
The guys, on the other hand, were indifferent. This thing was nothing compared to their collection of nude photos and videos! There were all sorts of negative comments …
Just when everyone was bored to death, a cry of surprise suddenly rang out.
"F * * k! Master, how can you be so shameless? "
"Student, what did you say?" The female teacher in front glared angrily at Zhao Datong. She could tolerate him using a cell phone in her class, but it was too much for him to shout and curse! She was very angry!
Zhao Datong hurriedly got up and said in embarrassment, "Sorry, Teacher. I had a nightmare."
Everyone knew that the fellow had not slept, but this was a good excuse. When the female teacher saw Zhao Datong's sincere apologetic look, she calmed her anger and said, "Study well."
"Yes, yes, yes …" Zhao Datong nodded immediately.
Just as Zhao Datong sat down, Hu Han exclaimed, "Holy sh * t! Master's taste is so heavy!? "
"F * * k you. You peeped at my cell phone!" Zhao Datong turned anxious as he shouted.
Then …
"Both of you, scram!" The female teacher finally came to life. With a roar, Zhao Datong and Hu Han left dejectedly.
As for standing? The duo would not stand at the door as punishment. They immediately ran off.
"Datong, what's your relationship with Master? Does your ass hurt? "Hu Han said with a nefarious smile.
"Scram!" Zhao Datong cursed angrily. At the same time, he was puzzled. He might not be spirited, but there was no need for him to be fertilized, right? Furthermore, the two of them were not the same.
"Datong, don't be angry. I think you should consider the problem of fertilization. I'm telling you, I definitely won't give you mine … "After saying that, Hu Han ran away.
Zhao Datong was so angry that his liver was about to explode, but he had no choice but to go back with his tail between his legs.
In the end, Hu Han, the blabbermouth, couldn't help but tell Ma Juan, and Ma Juan told Fang Yunjing. Fortunately, Fang Yunjing was tight-lipped and did not spread the news. Instead, she silently wrote a diary entry, but she forgot to set the permissions.
Fang Yunjing was a knowledgeable beauty. She had countless suitors. The moment she posted her diary, a group of male otakus read it instantly. Zhao Datong stayed in his dormitory and refused to leave. From time to time, there would be people shouting outside the door, "Datong, do you want to have sex? Fresh! "
"Get lost!" Zhao Datong roared.
Zhao Datong was truly too deep for tears, but he did not know how to explain himself. He had already sent Fangzheng a message. What was the meaning of receiving sperm?
However, Fangzheng wasn't online. Zhao Datong looked at the sky with tears welling in his eyes. There was no way he could continue living like this! Although he longed to be famous, he had never thought that he would be so famous! How was he going to pick up girls in the future?
As for Fangzheng, he did not know that the two misspelled words had given Zhao Datong so much trouble.
When Fangzheng came out of the backyard, he saw that there were indeed quite a number of policemen in the temple. There were even armed policemen with loaded guns. They looked like they were ready for battle. At the same time, Wang Yougui, Tan Juguo, and even Dog Song were among them!
"Fangzheng, you came just in time. Quick, come over. Let me introduce you. This is a comrade from the county, Chief Zhang. Chief Zhang, this is One Finger Temple's abbot, Master Fangzheng, "Wang Yougui hurriedly introduced.
Chief Zhang looked very intelligent and capable. His well-ironed police uniform made him exude the dignity of a superior. He had a stern expression and did not smile, but he was not stiff.
Fangzheng pressed his palms together and gave a Buddhist proclamation, "Amitabha. Patrons, is there a reason for your visit to This Penniless Monk's temple?"
"Little Monk, have any strangers come to your temple recently?" a young policeman behind Chief Zhang asked impatiently.
Fangzheng shook his head decisively, "No."
"Little Monk, we can't believe what you said. If it's convenient, we can search the temple. Please make way," said the policeman.
Fangzheng shook his head again, "No! Buddhism is a place of tranquility. It's really not suitable for a search. "
"Little Monk, do you know who we are looking for? He's a murderer who robbed an armored truck. He even has a gun in his hand! We are searching to ensure your safety. If we were to leave hastily, you would be in danger, "the young policeman said unhappily. The young policeman said with some displeasure. He didn't believe in Buddhism. He didn't believe in these things that went against his heart. He said that to scare the young monk in front of him. He wanted to see if the monk could remain calm and cocky after being frightened.
However, Fangzheng remained calm. He hung a faint smile on his face and said, "No."
"Little …"
"What do you mean little? Didn't you hear what the village chief said? This is the abbot. Be careful. " Chief Zhang suddenly berated the policeman before smiling warmly, "Master, don't blame him. The main thing is that something major happened at the foot of the mountain. Someone robbed an armored truck and even killed the escort. According to the intelligence, he should have run to this area, so we went up the mountain to search for him. This person's name is Han Xiaoguo. He has a square face, thick brows, and small eyes. He used to be an international mercenary. He's very skilled and kills people without batting an eyelid. If it's convenient, we would like to search … Yes, tour your esteemed temple. "
Furthermore, Chief Zhang had indeed done what he said. After all, he was here for a major case. If he really wanted to search, Fangzheng could not stop him. Besides, touring and searching were two different matters. Which Buddha would complain about their popularity? Searching was a disturbance, while touring was popularity. It was naturally different. Fangzheng also despised the policeman. It was no wonder he was a lowly soldier. Look at his leader. How eloquent!
Hence, Fangzheng nodded. "Patron, please!"
Chief Zhang smiled in satisfaction. Wang Yougui and Tan Juguo heaved a sigh of relief. They were really afraid that things would not end well if the two sides fought.
Fangzheng led Chief Zhang and the armed police into the temple hall. Then, they circled the yard before going to the backyard. They toured Fangzheng's kitchen, toilet, and meditation room. Only then did everyone leave.
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