Fangzheng rolled his eyes and replied, "If This Penniless Monk knew, would he need to be a monk on this mountain? If he really wants This Penniless Monk's advice, This Penniless Monk can only tell him that there's a place on the opposite mountain that he can visit. "
Red Boy immediately sent the message.
Zhao Datong was first taken aback before he snapped to his senses. He said with a bitter look, "Master, didn't you say that praying to Buddha can also seek marriage? Why are you asking me to be a monk? "
"This Penniless Monk is not Buddha. You are praying wrongly."
Zhao Datong thought about it and agreed. He asked, "Master, is there really no other way?"
Fangzheng shook his head. Red Boy's eyes darted around when he noticed Fangzheng's silence. An idea came to him as he chuckled and mimicked Fangzheng's tone. "Yes, a shameless person is invincible. If you want to be shameless, the scenery on the opposite mountain isn't bad either."
Although Red Boy had never been in a relationship or been in a relationship, he more or less understood the principle behind it. However, after looking at the phone for so long, he more or less understood the logic behind it. Although patience was important when chasing a girl, shamelessness was even more important. Otherwise, even if you worked hard for a thousand years and waited silently, all you got was an invitation to the other party's wedding. Only by being thick-skinned and expressing one's attitude, regardless of whether the other party rejected it or not, at least what you did would be seen, remembered, and understood. You wouldn't be ignored or misunderstood. This also increased the chances of success. If not … Heh heh.
Although Red Boy had never been in a relationship, he found it fun to help others fall in love. Therefore, he did not tell Fangzheng and secretly gave Zhao Datong advice.
Zhao Datong frowned when he heard Fangzheng's words. He had a nagging feeling that something was amiss. But on careful thought, it did seem to make sense. Should he give it a try?
At night, Fangzheng put away his cell phone just as he was about to go to bed. He lay in bed and casually browsed the recent news.
At that moment, Fangzheng suddenly received a message from Zhao Datong. It was a photo with an additional message: "Master, the facts prove that my skin isn't thick enough. It swelled up from a single slap …"
Fangzheng was taken aback. What did this mean? He scrolled up the chat history …
"Jingxin!" An angry roar sounded from Fangzheng's meditation room.
Not long after, the clear and melodious sound of a slap on the butt resounded through the clouds, and it was accompanied by the wails of a certain brat …
After Fangzheng was done, there was thunder. Red Boy held his ass and squatted to the side pitifully as he looked at Fangzheng.
Lone Wolf, Monkey, and Squirrel were so frightened that they obediently squatted by the side, not making a sound.
Fangzheng grunted. "Jingxin, do you know your mistakes?"
Red Boy said, "Master, I learned that from the Internet. I also want to help him."
"Have you been in love before?" Fangzheng rolled his eyes and asked.
Red Boy counted with his fingers one by one and said, "If it's a female partner, I once had more than a hundred. If it's for bearing children, I don't have a single one. If it's for serving tea and serving meals, I have dozens of them. There are also dozens of them for dancing … Master, what's with that look? Why do I feel cold all over? "
Fangzheng was like a big bad wolf looking at a bunny. He said to Monkey naughtily, "Jingzhen, get me my broom. I'm going to start a massacre today!"
Not long after, a cry came from the courtyard, "Master, what's wrong with me? Stop chasing me … "
"Stop! How dare you bully a single dog? You have never been bitten before, right? "
"Master, I'm speaking the truth. I'm not lying, right?"
"That's why I'm only hitting you once. Don't run!"
"Murder! Save me!"
…
After a bout of fooling around, Fangzheng returned to his meditation room. When he opened WeChat, he was instantly dumbfounded.
"Master, you are too awesome! That slap wasn't for nothing. You succeeded! "Zhao Datong added an extremely excited emoticon at the end of his sentence.
Fangzheng was rendered completely speechless. How could that work?
Fangzheng replied, "You really succeeded?"
"Yes. My goddess just asked me if it hurt and invited me downstairs. I went, and she said that she agreed. She was too nervous and subconsciously. Haha, I'm f * * king no longer single. I have a girlfriend. Lalalala … "Zhao Datong sent the message excitedly. But when he sent a second message, he was stunned to realize that he had been blacklisted!
"What's going on?" Zhao Datong scratched his head with a dumbfounded look as he muttered to himself.
At that moment, Fangzheng looked out the window with a bitter look. "Is today a dog abuse festival? Sigh … When can I renounce asceticism? "
As he spoke, Fangzheng fell asleep.
An uneventful night passed. The next day, the rooster at the foot of the mountain said, "Let's begin!"
Everyone on the mountain woke up. They cleaned up and cooked in one fell swoop. After they were done, Red Boy and Squirrel bitterly carried two large water buckets and a temporarily modified water bowl down the mountain. The punishment they deserved was absolutely not to be spared!
Fangzheng sat under the bodhi tree and read the scriptures in peace. Visitors constantly came in, but when they saw Fangzheng reading the scriptures, they did not disturb him. After so long, everyone was accustomed to One Finger Monastery's rules. One Finger Monastery's rule was that everyone could do as they pleased. There were no fortune-tellers, talismans, or Buddha Beads. The only thing to do was offer incense, make a wish, and leave. If one wished to offer high incense, all they needed to do was take the high incense and stuff two hundred yuan into the Merit Box. No one cared about that.
For such matters, no one would secretly take the high incense without paying. When it came to making a wish, it was only effective if one was sincere. To secretly take the high incense without paying, especially under Bodhisattva's nose, it would be a miracle if one made a wish.
There were quite a number of visitors today, but after a while in the morning, the number slowly decreased until there was no one left.
Fangzheng thought nothing of it. At that moment, a young man ran in. He looked rather anxious. He entered the temple hall, offered incense, and knelt there to speak. That's right. Others would pray silently in their hearts, but this fellow spoke directly. Monkey looked at Fangzheng, wondering if he should stop him.
Fangzheng shook his head. He was also curious as to what the fellow was going to say.
The man knelt there and said, "Bodhisattva, hello. My name is Pan An. Yes, I'm that handsome man from ancient times, Pan An with outstanding intelligence. My name is good, and I look pretty good, but for some reason, I can't be bothered to work. A while ago, my family introduced me to a few jobs. I went, but it was too tiring. It was inhumane. "Do you know? That factory actually made me work for ten hours, with only half an hour of rest in between. Is that even humanly possible?
Sigh, I believe that I'm talented, but why am I so poor? Bodhisattva, I don't wish to be rich, but please show me a bright path. It's not that I'm afraid of being tired, but I just want to find a job where the effort and return are proportional. It's said that One Finger Monastery's Bodhisattva is divine, so I specially came here to beg Bodhisattva to introduce me to a good job. It's best if it's someone who does little work and earns a lot. It'll be easy to advance … "
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