"Because he's a respectable person," said Fangzheng.
"Tsk, who else in this world can respect me other than myself?" Then, he asked, "Master, do you know where the hospital is?"
Fangzheng's eyes were blank. That's right, where was the hospital? This was a real problem!
"Master, it seems like we need to sit down and think about it slowly. I can smell the fragrance coming from a few shops. Why don't we go and have a seat?" Red Boy looked at the big sign hanging on the opposite street, "Iron Pot Against Big Geese", and his saliva began to swirl.
Fangzheng shot a glance at the good-for-nothing fellow, shook his head, and walked out.
Fangzheng said, "You need to spend money to enter that shop. I'm so poor that I don't have a single cent. How can I bring you there?" Fangzheng was speaking the truth. He had quite a bit of money, but it was all incense money. He could see it but not spend it, so he was still poor.
"Money … Gold Bank?" Hong Haier immediately said.
Fangzheng was taken aback. "You are rich?"
Red Boy raised his hand and said, "Look at the gold bracelet on my hand. It should be worth a lot of money, right?"
Fangzheng rolled his eyes. The little punk was trying to play petty tricks again. Is that a gold bracelet? That was the Golden Hoop Incantation. It was the same set as the Golden Hoop Incantation on Sun Wukong's head. Guanyin Bodhisattva had three sets of Golden Hoop Incantations. She gave them to Sun Wukong, Red Boy, and the Black Bear Spirit respectively. This was also the reason why Fangzheng was restraining Red Boy. If he were to withdraw it, with Red Boy's character, even if he couldn't kill Fangzheng, he would still turn the world into a mess.
Fangzheng raised his hand and struck Red Boy on the head, but with a clang, Red Boy remained unscathed. With regards to this, Fangzheng felt somewhat helpless. His Great Strength Vajra Palm seemed to be lacking. However, he still reprimanded, "Do you think This Penniless Monk doesn't know what it is? Put away your petty thoughts and follow your master to take a good look at this world. If you perform well, you will still have your freedom in the future. If it's not good, sigh … you can stay with me here until the end of time. "
"What? If I don't achieve enlightenment, can't I go back? "Hong Haier was anxious.
Fangzheng shot a glance at Red Boy and said, "Do you think you are the only one anxious? This Penniless Monk still wishes to renounce asceticism … "
"Uh … Master, you're joking, right? You still want to renounce asceticism? If you really want to renounce asceticism, then renounce asceticism now. After that, we can go out and occupy a mountain together. We can proclaim ourselves as kings. I'll get you a beautiful wife, a beautiful girl, and a disciple. You can eat whatever delicacies you want! "Red Boy immediately perked up.
However, Fangzheng rolled his eyes at him. "If renouncing asceticism was that simple, This Penniless Monk would have done so long ago. Would there be a need for you to teach me? This Penniless Monk's path is much harder than yours. "
"How hard is it? I can't return without attaining enlightenment. What about you? "Red Boy did not believe that Fangzheng was in a worse state than him.
Fangzheng looked up into the sky and sighed. "I can't renounce asceticism until I become Buddha." With that said, he nearly burst into tears.
Red Sea jumped up and patted Fangzheng on the shoulder. He said sympathetically, "Amitabha. I still have a chance. You might not have a chance in this lifetime."
Fangzheng: "…"
"Master, you don't even want to become a Buddha, yet you want to redeem me? Can you transcend it? "asked Red Boy.
Fangzheng said, "Redeem you? Why would This Penniless Monk want to redeem you? "
Red Boy was taken aback. "Aren't you restricting me because you want to redeem me?"
"I told you long ago that I have no interest in redeeming you. Restricting you is just to prevent you from causing trouble. As for reasoning with you to see the world, it's just to let you see and listen for yourself. Whatever you figure out is up to you. Everyone has their own soul and their own personality. If you are forcefully redeemed, how is it any different from demons eating humans? Of course, This Penniless Monk does not know how others do it either. Anyway … You and I are people who have fallen from grace. This Penniless Monk will not go so far as to force you to become an accomplished monk. " Fangzheng's words were from the bottom of his heart. The System's redeeming of him was also the same. Forcefully restraining him would only restrict the truly trashy actions, such as cursing. Cursing, regardless of whether it was an accomplished monk or not, would be despised in any group.
As the saying goes, do not do unto others what you do not want done to yourself. Fangzheng did not like to be controlled or changed too harshly. He naturally would not use such means on Red Boy.
Red Boy grinned and did not say a word. After a long while, he said, "Master, then … Where are we going?"
Fangzheng said, "My master once said that there is a mouth under the nose. The way comes from the mouth. If you can't find the place, just ask."
However, despite walking all day, Fangzheng did not say a word. Red Boy could not help but ask, "Master, why isn't the mouth under your nose asking for directions?"
Fangzheng blushed when he saw the people by his side. It was not that he did not want to ask, but all of them were dressed in miniskirts and had long legs. He was too embarrassed to ask! It was not easy for him to see a man who also looked like he was in a hurry. Fangzheng was thin-skinned. Although he said it was easy, when it came to asking for directions, he actually could not open his mouth. He kept saying 'next' to himself, but he had waited until now.
"Master, don't tell me you are embarrassed to ask?" Red Boy looked like he was watching a joke.
To be laughed at by his disciple? How could he allow that? Therefore, Fangzheng gritted his teeth and walked towards a woman standing outside the shop.
Before Fangzheng could say a word, the woman smiled. "Master, do you want to wash your hair? Before Fangzheng could say a word, we are a legitimate shop. We provide top-notch shampoo service. I guarantee you will feel comfortable … "
Fangzheng's face turned red because the woman had leaned over and bent her back slightly. At that instant, Fangzheng only had one thought in his mind. Close the door, release Red Boy, and smack the demoness to death!
Upon seeing Fangzheng's blush, the woman was instantly amused. This was the first time she had seen a man so easily embarrassed, even though he was a monk. The woman said, "Master, I nearly forgot. You … don't seem to have any hair."
Fangzheng knew that he had been teased. He pressed his palms together and gave a Buddhist proclamation. "Amitabha. Patron, may I know how to get to the Central Provincial Hospital?"
"Oh, so you are here to ask for directions. Just follow this road straight. After three forks, turn right and take another fork. It's on the left side of the road. Master, are you sure you don't want to try a head massage or something? " After the woman said that, she immediately began teasing Fangzheng. There was no other way around it. She was used to seeing wily old foxes in the city. Suddenly seeing a greenhorn like Fangzheng was like an uncle seeing a loli. She could not help but tease him.
Fangzheng said with a wry smile, "Amitabha. Thank you for your kind intentions, Patron. This Penniless Monk has urgent matters to attend to, so This Penniless Monk will be leaving first."
With that said, Fangzheng hurriedly pulled Red Boy, who was studying the shop, away.
"Master, are you leaving just like that? I haven't seen enough yet. Tell me, it's just a shampoo. Why is there a fee? "Red Boy asked out of curiosity.
"It's a barber shop. It's a professional. The hairstyles they make look good."
"Then can you give me a prettier hairstyle?" asked Red Boy.
"You? I'll do it for you later. "
"You are also a professional?"
"Very professional!"
"Then what hairstyle will you do for me?"
"Just like me!"
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