"Hehe, this is the kind of brightness I want! In the past, I was always illuminated by the high beams. Now, I want to illuminate them one by one! "Liu Xiaozhou said smugly. "This is the site that saves the most data on a cell phone.
"This can easily cause problems. What if it causes a car accident?" his friend asked.
"Then he was the one who hit it, not me. Who's to blame?" Liu Xiaozhou curled his lips and said disapprovingly.
His friend thought about it and agreed, but he still warned, "If something really happens, leave quickly. Don't stop and watch the show."
Liu Xiaozhou chuckled. "Definitely. Don't worry!"
As they spoke, a Land Rover came towards them. Liu Xiaozhou whistled. "Hehe, this bro's headlights are pretty bright. Who's afraid of who! Modified headlights. Let me teach you a lesson! "
The lights were switched on and illuminated!
"F * * k, what the hell!?" Liu Xiaozhou only saw a monster with a face full of black fur sitting in the driver's seat. It looked like a black bear spirit! At that instant, Liu Xiaozhou was so frightened that all his hair stood on end. He had goosebumps all over as his body trembled. He stepped hard on the accelerator! He almost rear-ended the car in front of him. As a result, he made a sharp turn and the car rushed out uncontrollably. With a bang, he crashed into a wall. A big hole was formed at the top of the wall and the car was stuck inside.
Thankfully, Liu Xiaozhou and his friend were wearing seatbelts. The airbags popped out, saving their lives.
Climbing out of the car, Liu Xiaozhou and his friend looked at each other. They were too deep for tears!
His friend said, "Are you still using the high beams?"
Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and said with a sobbing tone, "F * * k, I'm going to remove the high beams in the future. It's a scam. Also, what's that in the car? I'm going to buy a mask too! "
Zhou Wu was driving when he saw a BMW suddenly slam into a wall. His extremely depressed face finally had a smile. Indeed, seeing others suffer made him happy!
However, Zhou Wu's happiness did not last long. When he reached the hospital, he cried. After various tests, the conclusion was:
"According to the test results, there is nothing wrong with your face. As for why you have hair and moles, this … requires further observation," the doctor said very seriously.
When Zhou Wu heard that, he immediately understood. Although it sounded nice, he was actually telling him that it was incurable! His vision turned black as he fainted.
Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu immediately went up to support him …
When Zhou Wu woke up, he touched the black hair on his face. It wasn't a dream! He wanted to cry but no tears came out …
By the side, Ge Yan was holding her cell phone with a look of anger. Zhou Wu happened to see what was on the screen from his angle, but when he saw it, he nearly blew his top! It was Ge Yan's WeChat Moments, and there was a photo of him with a face full of black hair! He remembered that he was the one who took the photo!
Zhou Wu hurriedly looked for his cell phone, but he could not find it. Only then did he recall that he had thrown his cell phone out of fright. He couldn't help but curse in his heart, "Which son of a bitch took my phone and posted it on WeChat Moments? F * ck you!"
At the same time, Zhou Wu had a feeling that everyone in the hospital was looking at him with a strange glint in their eyes. They were mocking him! Vaguely, Zhou Wu heard people beside him discussing the black hair and moles on his face. At that instant, Zhou Wu blew his top. He rushed up and pointed at the patient beside him, roaring, "Shut the f * * k up. What the f * * k are you saying?"
The patient jumped in fright as he looked at the pig's head meat in his lunch box. "I … I said that I didn't clean the hair on the pig's head meat. What's wrong?"
Zhou Wu immediately froze in his spot. He looked at the pig's head meat in the patient's lunch box. Indeed, there was a tuft of hair …
"F * * k! F * * k! F * * k!" Zhou Wu cursed thrice before turning to run out.
When Ge Yan saw Zhou Wu run out, she hurriedly pulled him back, "Old Zhou, what are you doing?"
Zhou Wu pointed at his face and said, "What? What else can I do? With such a face, what else can I do in the future? " With that said, Zhou Wu ran out, scaring Zhou Wenwu into wailing. Ge Yan hurriedly carried Zhou Wenwu and chased after him.
After getting into their own car, Zhou Wu calmed down a lot. He leaned back in his seat and said with a sobbing tone, "Dear, I … What am I to do in the future …"
Ge Yan said, "Old Zhou, whoever started the trouble should untie it. I believe this matter has something to do with that One Finger Monastery monk. Have you forgotten what he said? Furthermore, your first mole grew after he left. It was the first bamboo shoot you wasted. Although I didn't see what happened after that, I'm certain that every bamboo shoot you wasted caused the mole to grow bigger. "
Zhou Wu wanted to retort, but with things having developed to this point, he could only make a Hail Mary effort. He asked, "Then what do I do now?"
"Return to Mt. One Finger and have a good chat with that monk. Perhaps, perhaps there's still hope … "Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wu gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go and take a look! If, if it was really done by him, I … I … "
After thinking all day, Zhou Wu failed to say anything harsh. If Fangzheng could make his face grow a mole, it meant that he could make his entire body grow moles. He was truly a little apprehensive when facing such a miraculous person.
Ge Yan said, "Old Zhou, I've been pondering a question on the way here. Weren't what we did in the past a little too domineering? Don't tell me that this monk was sent by the heavens to teach us a lesson? "
Zhou Wu grunted and did not say a word. However, when he reflected on his past actions, he realized that he had indeed been a little domineering. But … Was he really wrong?
The duo did not speak on the way. They drove all the way to the foot of Mt. One Finger and it was already midnight.
Looking at Mt. One Finger, Zhou Wu sighed and said, "Wait for me at the foot of the mountain. I'll go up and take a look."
"Don't. I'll go with you," Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wu shook his head and quickly went up the mountain.
Ge Yan thought about it and ultimately did not follow. She knew Zhou Wu too well. He was a bastard who would rather suffer because of his pride.
By the time Zhou Wu reached the mountaintop, the sun had already peeked over the horizon. Standing on Mt. One Finger's mountaintop, he looked at the white line at the end of the horizon. He felt his heart relax.
At that moment, One Finger Monastery's door creaked open. Following that, a white-robed monk appeared by the door.
Zhou Wu recognized Fangzheng at a glance and immediately ran over, shouting, "Venerable Fangzheng, save me!"
Fangzheng had just opened the monastery's door and was about to test the miraculous effects of the Formless Door when he heard a shout. He turned his head and said, "Amitabha. What's that? Black Bear Spirit? "
Although Fangzheng had obtained the Mole Spell and it had a clear explanation, "Grow a mole with a thought. You can freely set the growth and disappearance of the mole. Fangzheng had set it so that as long as Zhou Wu wasted Frost Bamboo, he would immediately grow a mole. However, he had no idea what it would look like. As long as it doesn't cost his life, Fangzheng could not be bothered to think about it. "
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