Lone Wolf sped up again and overtook him again!
After going back and forth a few times, Jiang Ye yelled as though he had seen a ghost. "F * * k! This darn dog has reached 135! Am I f * * king dreaming? "
The woman leaned back into her chair as she shouted with an extremely pale face. "Slow down, slow down …"
At the same time, a father and son were sitting by the side of the field. They took out two cucumbers from the motorized well. The son asked his father, "Dad, you watch Animal World every day. Let me ask you, what animal runs the fastest in this world?"
When the father heard that, he laughed out loud. "That won't stump me. I won't say anything else, but when it comes to animals, I'm definitely half an expert. Typical university students can't compare to me. The fastest animal in this world is naturally the cheetah. Its fastest speed can reach 130 kilometers per hour! It's the absolute king of land speed, the king of sprinting! "
The son was just about to praise him when he turned his head. His eyes widened as he subconsciously asked, "Dad, how fast can that dog run?"
"Dog? Dogs are trash. When it comes to running, their ancestors, wolves, are the best. They can run 60 kilometers per hour. Most importantly, wolves have good patience and can run very well. Humans are considered trash. They can't run fast and have poor endurance … "As the father spoke, he heard the sound of a motor. He frowned and cursed." Which immoral thing is racing on this narrow road? Are they sick of living? "
The father turned his head and was dumbfounded!
He saw a pickup truck speeding down the road. It was as fast as a child, as though it was on a highway!
What was even stranger was that a wolf was running faster than the pickup truck! It opened its mouth wide and flicked its tongue in the wind. It looked a little silly, but its eyes were extremely serious. Its four paws strode forward as though it was flying!
The pickup truck and Lone Wolf whizzed past!
The son asked, "Dad, is that a cheetah?"
Father: "% … # ¥# …"
At that moment, a white shadow flashed past, leaving the father and son pair dumbfounded with a shiny bald head. The loose monk robes fluttered in the wind as it slowly walked forward. Its speed was frightening! It did not seem slower than the pickup truck or the wolf. It maintained a distance from the beginning.
"Dad, is that a two-legged cheetah? Why isn't there any hair? "The child stared blankly.
His father felt as if there were a hundred thousand whizzing sounds in his heart. He also wanted to ask, was that a cheetah? This face smacking was too ruthless. He had just said that a wolf couldn't run fast, and yet he could run more than a hundred miles per hour. He had just said that humans were scum, and yet a monk could walk more than a hundred miles per hour!
His father pinched himself. It was painful. It was not a dream! But who could explain to him what was going on? Could it be that Department 1's only truth-telling program was also adulterated? At this moment, his father started to doubt his life.
However, there was someone who doubted life even more than him, and that was Jiang Ye!
"God! I've already reached the limit of the accelerator, why is this damned dog still accelerating?! " Jiang Ye felt like crying. His pickup truck was not a big brand. It would not take long for it to reach 130 kilometers per hour. Any faster and it would float. Although he was not convinced, he did not want to play around with his life!
While he was distracted, Jiang Ye's girlfriend suddenly shouted, "Traffic police!"
Jiang Ye jumped in fright when he heard that. He hurriedly braked, but he was ultimately an experienced driver. Although he saw the traffic police, he did not slam on the brakes. Instead, he pressed on the brakes. Even so, the ear-piercing screech of the brakes alarmed the traffic police who were standing by the well. The traffic police turned his head and was instantly amused. He had stopped at the last minute to drink some water, but he had even picked up a dead rabbit that had slammed into a tree! He shook the water off his hands and walked over with a chuckle. He did not notice that the two white figures had already left.
"The speed limit on this road is 40 kilometers per hour. You drove more than a hundred miles per hour. Do you think you can fly with a pair of wings?" the traffic police came over and said.
"Comrade Traffic Police, listen to my explanation. It's not my fault. I was driving at 40 kilometers per hour, but a dog actually overtook me and kept shaking its butt in front of my car. Tell me, as a man, how can I tolerate that? I was too angry, so I stepped on the accelerator and sped up, "Jiang Ye hurriedly explained.
"Dog? You want to compete with a dog? Even if you were closer to the dog, wouldn't it be fine if you drove at 50 or 60 miles per hour? "the traffic police said.
"The problem is that the dog runs very fast. Later, the dog ran at more than 130 miles per hour. I couldn't even catch up to it! If it wasn't for me chasing after it, I would have long slowed down, "Jiang Ye said.
The traffic police looked at Jiang Ye with a solemn expression. "It's best you sit down and do a breathalyzer test. A dog running at 130 miles per hour? Do you think that dog is a lightning dog or a superhuman dog? "
"I'm not drinking! I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, ask my girlfriend, "Jiang Ye shouted.
"Sorry, I'm not your girlfriend. With that temper of yours, heh heh … Bye bye!" After Jiang Ye's girlfriend said that, she turned around and vomited. She never wanted to sit in this bastard's car for the rest of her life. Damn it!
The traffic police looked at Jiang Ye with a look of pity. Jiang Ye said aggrievedly, "I'm telling the truth. There really was a dog running at 130 miles per hour. There was also a monk following behind it. It's … No, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Do you think I'm a fool? A dog running at 130 miles per hour? Go online and check how fast a dog can run! A monk was following behind it? Why don't you say that he was flying? Don't speak nonsense. If there's anything, let's talk to the traffic police first. I suspect that there's something wrong with you and that you aren't fit to continue driving, "the traffic police said.
Jiang Ye wore a bitter look. He swore that he was telling the truth! Why didn't anyone believe him?
Regardless of how unlucky Jiang Ye was, someone else was going to be in big trouble!
"Sis Wang, drive faster. It will be troublesome if the villagers catch up to us. This little guy isn't behaving either. He forcefully stuffed sleeping pills into his mouth, but he won't be able to sleep for long, "urged the sharp-mouthed woman with a black mole on her chin.
"What's with the rush? He's working in the fields. Besides, I've scouted this village. There are only a few families with cars. One of them was burned down. The house wasn't even finished, so it went into the city. We are already fast enough. Any faster and we will attract trouble. Didn't you see the traffic police? If we are caught, we won't be able to explain ourselves, "said a slightly plump woman with sallow skin. She took off her scarf and was dressed in a blouse.
"I don't know what's going on either. My eyelids are twitching. I have a nagging feeling that something bad is about to happen," said the woman with a black mole.
"It's fine. It's been so many years. I've seen all sorts of storms. It's just a child. How big of a deal can it be? Just don't panic when you encounter people, "said the plump woman. As they spoke, they passed another village.
"Sis Wang, I'm not you. I just took over. I'm a little flustered," said the woman with a black mole.
"Cousin, it's always like that at the beginning. You'll get used to it after selling a few more, "said Sis Wang.
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