With that said, Fangzheng turned to leave.
The System said faintly, "Don't be anxious. Although you don't have much ability, you are still a Buddha. If other Buddhas could have a Buddhist Kingdom in their palms, it wouldn't be a problem for them to rear a loach in their palms. Other Buddhas can extinguish the mortal world with a single glance, but you can also set a fire to warm yourself up … "
When Fangzheng heard that, not only was he not happy, but his face darkened. "Do you mean that I can only do a ten-thousandth of what other Buddhas do?"
The System replied, "Not just that."
Fangzheng said in surprise, "Could it be more? One thousandth? "
The System said, "Don't misunderstand. I'm saying that it's not that much, only less. If you want to calculate it, it's about one in a trillion, maybe even less."
Fangzheng stomped his foot. "I'm not doing it! Let's go down the mountain! "
"It's fine if you don't want to do it, but if you don't, Lone Wolf and the others must follow me. Otherwise, I won't be at ease if no one takes care of these monsters. I'm here to save people, not to kill, "the system said.
Fangzheng was taken aback as he subconsciously asked, "Where are you taking them?"
The System said, "Go to the Earth Immortal Realm. When you get there, although they are spiritual beasts, the spiritual beasts in the Earth Immortal Realm are all small fine meat stewed in a pot. Therefore, they won't be able to do much … That squirrel is so fat, I can sell it for a good price. "
Fangzheng cursed. "F * * k you! With me around, don't even think about taking them away! "
The System asked, "Then are you going to be the Buddha?"
Fangzheng hurriedly picked up the gold medal and hung it around his neck. "F * * k you!"
The System said, "Then are you going to do it or not … Stop talking."
The System abruptly came to its senses. It couldn't respond to this. No matter how it responded, it would be the one at a disadvantage.
Fangzheng said, "I've already become a Buddha. There's nothing left for you. Shouldn't you leave?"
The System said, "Yes … Sigh, it's time to go."
Fangzheng slowed down when he heard that. He said with some reluctance, "Are you really leaving?"
The system shouted, "It's time to go, but if I don't go, what can you do to me?!"
"F * * k you!"
The System said, "Don't scold me. If you piss me off, I'll get the lightning back for you. It wasn't easy for you to stop scolding people, so you can't cut off my merit. "
Fangzheng grunted. "I've held it in for two years. You have to let me have my fill, right? When I'm satisfied, I promise I won't scold you anymore … Well, at least not in front of outsiders. "
The System, "…"
"System."
"Hmm?"
"Damn you!"
The System, "…"
"System!"
"What?!"
"You idiot!"
The System, "…"
"System?"
The System replied, "Not within the service area."
"F * ck you …"
The System said, "Bald donkey, don't force me! I can scold people too! "
"Amitabha. Go ahead and curse. Once you're done, let's go to hell with our tongues cut off," said Fangzheng with a relaxed look.
The System, "…"
…
Fangzheng, who had finally won a verbal battle, was delighted. But when he entered the temple hall and saw the red-dressed female attendant, he felt a sense of melancholy.
Regardless, Fangzheng was a hot-blooded young lad. He was young and full of vigor, so how could he not miss girls?
Even though he had become a Buddha, he had never felt that he was one!
All along his cultivation journey, he had never treated himself as a master. All he cared about was renouncing asceticism, marrying a wife, having children, and having a house full of grandchildren …
Now, he had become a Buddha, but he couldn't marry a wife.
Fangzheng guessed that in another ten years, his childhood friends would have sons all over the place. What about him?
Fangzheng looked at Lone Wolf, Squirrel, Monkey, Salted Fish, and the rest that were rolling around in the yard. He cursed inwardly. "What the hell is this … The difference is too great!"
Fangzheng snapped to his senses and looked at the youth who had already warmed up. He smiled and said, "Can you tell me why you don't dare go down the mountain?"
The youth leaned against the fire and huddled into a ball to warm himself up. Then, he lowered his head and said, "I'm afraid they will capture me. That place is too terrifying. It's not a place for humans to stay. It's a modern version of the Auschwitz concentration camp! It's filled with demons and no humans! "
Upon saying that, the youth couldn't stop trembling. His hands trembled like a sieve …
"Buddha Amitu!" Fangzheng shouted a Buddhist proclamation.
The youth's heart seemed to ring like a bell or a gentle breeze. All his panic instantly dissipated and he calmed down.
Fangzheng said, "Don't be afraid. Although This Penniless Monk's temple isn't big, demons and ghosts can't enter."
The youth looked at Fangzheng gratefully. "Master, please let me stay. I can become a monk too. If not, you can let me stay and sweep the floor. Look, the ground is covered in snow. If I were to clean it, I guarantee that not a single snowflake would be left behind! "
Fangzheng smiled and shook his head. "This Penniless Monk doesn't take in disciples."
The youth asked in disbelief, "What about them?"
Fangzheng said, "Them? They only entered when their opportunities were right."
"I can do it too! Master, please take me in as a disciple! "The youth knelt on the ground and was about to kowtow.
Fangzheng waved his hand. The youth was surprised to discover that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't kneel down.
Now, although Fangzheng wasn't a Buddha, he had many minor divine powers at his fingertips. He no longer needed to rely on luck.
Fangzheng smiled. "Alright, don't kneel so easily. Regardless of what others think, This Penniless Monk's monastery doesn't encourage such things. "
The youth said, "Master, please, let me stay."
Fangzheng saw that the youth's emotions were beginning to stir again. Furthermore, it was as though he had a mental block. He wanted to say something that was clearly terrifying, but he didn't dare say it every time it reached his mouth. It was as though there was a ferocious ghost hanging above his head, ready to bite him at any moment.
Fangzheng knew that the child was truly frightened. It wasn't appropriate for him to ask further. He needed to calm him down first.
Furthermore, according to Dr. Yang, the child's parents would soon be coming up the mountain. When the time came, the child's emotions would be a lot calmer when facing his parents. When the time came, they could sit down and have a good chat. It might be a better choice.
Hence, Fangzheng asked, "Patron, how should I address you?"
The youth was taken aback. After some thought, he said, "My name is Liu Sheng."
Fangzheng nodded. "Jingxin, take Patron Liu to the foot of the mountain to find a place to stay for the night."
Upon hearing that they were going to the foot of the mountain, the youth knelt down in fright. He kowtowed as though he was pounding garlic. Snot and tears flowed down his face as he wailed. "Master! You can't send me down the mountain! Don't send me down the mountain … I beg you! Let me stay on the mountain. I beg you … "
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