"Yes!" Fangzheng knew very well that without a cell phone, he would become deaf and mute. He would completely lose his ability to understand the world. Even if it wasn't to contact others, he had to turn on his cell phone to prevent himself from being blind or deaf.
The next moment, a Light Opening Talisman appeared in Fangzheng's hand. With the talisman in hand, he did not stand on ceremony and quickly slapped it on his cell phone.
When Red Boy, who was flying, saw this scene, his eyes lit up. He nearly drooled as he said, "Master, can I play with my cell phone for a while?"
"Why are you playing with your cell phone?" Fangzheng waved his hand. What a joke. He hadn't had enough!
Red Boy said indignantly, "Master, I'm already more than three thousand years old! I'm not a child! "
Fangzheng said, "You're already so old. Why are you playing with your cell phone? What if your eyes are playing tricks on you? Besides, don't play with your cell phone while driving. Don't drive while playing with your cell phone. Drive in peace! "
Red Boy exclaimed, "Master, can we be more serious? I'm riding the clouds, not driving a car! "
Fangzheng stroked his head in all seriousness and said, "I'm already very serious. What's the difference between driving and riding the clouds? We're afraid of hitting people on the ground, and we're afraid of hitting birds in the sky. Everything in the world is alive, so how can we be biased? Drive well. We'll talk when we get home. "
What else could Red Boy say? Encountering such a shameless master, he could only accept it. He emphasized, "Master, you said it. We'll talk when we get home."
"Okay." Fangzheng nodded and replied before going to play with his cell phone.
The moment he switched on his cell phone and logged into WeChat, countless pop-up windows popped up on Fangzheng's WeChat account. The number of messages was directly used to replace it. When he opened it, although he didn't have many friends, almost everyone left a bunch of messages for him.
In the beginning, it was a question, but later on, it was a casual chat …
Fang Yunjing kept asking, "Abbot Fangzheng, are you there? Were you the master-disciple pair from the trip to Gaxia? "
Ma Juan posted a picture. "Abbot Fangzheng, we already know that you haven't ascended. You won't be able to escape! Just wait for us to dig you out! Look at our equipment. It's a professional explorer set. We're setting off!
Indeed, Ma Juan had quite a bit of equipment. She even had an oxygen tank! He seemed to be full of confidence and vigor, giving off the vibe of an explorer.
However, Fangzheng immediately realized that the pictures below were different. There were searchlights, cold flames, military shovels, shovels, and so on …
Why did Fangzheng have the feeling that Ma Juan and company weren't looking for him, but were digging holes to find rats? Or digging up graves?
However, the following pictures started to return to normal. Ma Juan showed pictures of her first day out of the city. Every few minutes, she would take a break … Almost the entire day was spent resting … Clearly, the students were ambitious, but they had overestimated their own stamina.
Zhao Datong also sent many messages. The content was much simpler. The earliest message was about three incense sticks and the scene of burning paper money …
When Fangzheng saw the pictures, he had the urge to beat someone up for the first time.
Jing Yan had a lot of information. In the beginning, she asked if Fangzheng was there. Later, she asked where he was. Then, she asked every day … Later, she even posted about the injustice in society, hoping that Fangzheng would appear. But in the end, she used her own power and the power of the government to solve it perfectly. Therefore, there were fewer requests for help, but more inquiries and longings.
Li Xueying's messages were mostly pictures of various emojis, and she kept asking, "Are you there?" Are you there? "Are you there?"
The most recent messages became: "I know you are there. Why aren't you saying anything?
Is that old monk you? Stop pretending. We all recognize you. "
What surprised Fangzheng the most was a message from Wanderer Tranquil. There was only one sentence: "Drop by when you have time."
The message happened to be the second day after Fangzheng ascended. This also meant that Wanderer Tranquil never believed that Fangzheng had ascended!
Fangzheng rubbed his nose and mumbled. "Is this a woman's intuition or something? How terrifying … "
One Finger Village's villagers left the most messages. However, Wang Yougui and Tan Juguo's messages were the least. From time to time, they would say: "Go home after you've had enough fun …"
Fangzheng rubbed his nose. Indeed, the people who had watched him grow up understood him the best. There was no way to hide it.
Fangzheng didn't reply to everyone's messages and continued playing dead.
He continued reading the latest news, and when he did, Fangzheng jumped in fright. He had once again dominated the screen! Furthermore, pictures of him transforming into Zen Master One Finger were posted everywhere. They were on websites and Tieba forums!
Almost every news website had set up a section for him for people to chat about.
Similarly, nearly all the media outlets used the same sentence: "Fangzheng might not have left. He's still in the mortal world."
Some people even dug up the identity of the person Fangzheng had transformed into. Zen Master One Finger once again entered everyone's sights. As for the matter of Zen Master One Finger's death, it was naturally dug up. For a dead person to become a living person with a young monk, was there a need to mention it?
Therefore, everyone shouted: "Fangzheng, come out!"
When Fangzheng saw this, he felt his nose sting as he mumbled. "It feels good to be remembered."
As he spoke, Red Boy landed on the cloud with Fangzheng and returned to Mt. One Finger.
Just as they landed, Red Boy shouted. "Master, can I play with the cell phone now? We agreed to talk about it when we return to the monastery. "
Fangzheng nodded. "That's right. We'll talk about it when we return to the monastery. The outcome is — no!"
Red Boy's face instantly darkened. He had been f * * king scammed by this bald donkey again!
Seeing Red Boy in such a state, Fangzheng shook his head helplessly and threw the cell phone to him. "Look at you. Take it."
Red Boy caught the cell phone and was immediately overjoyed. He ran to the side to play with it.
Upon seeing Red Boy receive the cell phone, the eyes of Lone Wolf and company lit up. Just because they didn't like going down the mountain didn't mean they didn't like watching a commotion. Using a cell phone to watch a commotion didn't require them to starve, so it was naturally highly recommended by everyone. Therefore, all of them began playing with their cell phones.
Fangzheng ignored them. Now that he had money, it was time for him to consider making plans for One Finger Monastery.
One Finger Monastery was still as dilapidated as ever. He had no plans on renovating it, but he had to settle the matter of eating.
He bought some Crystal Rice seeds and planted them, waiting for the bumper harvest the next day.
After buying some slow-growing seeds, Fangzheng used wood to make some wooden tools. He plowed through the Crystal Rice paddy and began repairing it.
Crystal Rice only produced rice grains in the northeastern winter, so Fangzheng knew that it wasn't afraid of the cold. Although the south was also very cold in winter, it wasn't as cold as the northeast. At the very least, there wasn't any frozen soil.
In that case, Fangzheng didn't care if it was the right season.
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