The other two tigers did not seem to have any intention of retreating. They roared twice, but no one could understand them.
However, Fangzheng understood what the two tigers meant. "Where did this bastard come from? He threw things randomly. Did you see him?"
"I didn't see him. I wonder what dog threw it! Find him and bite his ass off! "
Upon hearing that, Fangzheng expressed his displeasure. Hence, he silently turned his head.
He saw that the quick-witted Monkey, Salted Fish, and Squirrel had prepared a pile of soil for him at some point in time!
After he had enough ammunition, Fangzheng cracked his wrists and chuckled. "Scolding This Penniless Monk? This Penniless Monk will let you have your fill! "
At that moment, the two tigers were about to go forward again when something flew down from above like it was raining!
The two tigers subconsciously looked up, but …
Pa! Pa!
The two tigers could only feel that their eyes were so blurry that they couldn't open their eyes. Their faces felt as if they had been hit by a rainstorm of fists, and they were directly slapped to the ground. When there was a gap between the shitty cannons, the two tigers got up with a howl and ran without looking back. They burrowed into the forest, and when they poked their heads out to take a look, they were met with a black lump flying towards them …
Pa!
Howl!
The two tigers let out a tragic cry as they turned around and disappeared into the forest.
"It's Abbot Fangzheng! Look up the mountain! " At that moment, the tourists and villagers at the foot of the mountain finally noticed the source of the flying sh * t. They looked up and happened to see a white figure on the mountain. It was extremely eye-catching, so they recognized Fangzheng.
"Oh my god, Master is indeed Master. His divine powers are truly unparalleled. He can throw something at the tiger's head while standing on the mountain. The main point is to scare it away and not kill it. His grasp of strength is great!"
"He can even save people. Those few moves just now really saved lives!"
"That's right. Master is merciful. In ancient times, he would be a hot-blooded hero."
Everyone nodded in praise. At that moment, someone asked, "What did Master throw? It looks rather powerful. It scared the tiger away without injuring it. I'll go and study it."
"Don't come over. Ugh … The street is covered in sh * t. Ugh …" Lame Ma covered his nose and ran back.
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard that. All of them leaned over to take a closer look. Immediately, they ran back in disgust. "Ugh …"
"Holy sh * t, could this have been thrown down by Master? No wonder the tiger wants to run. You've made the tiger run away in disgust! "
"I just want to know how the master picked up this sh * t and threw it down so accurately!"
"I don't want to know that. I just want to know how the master managed to produce so much fresh shit in such a short time …"
"Can we not talk sh * t? Blergh … "
…
Many people took pictures of the scene and posted them on the Internet. As a result, a thread became popular.
"Abbot Fangzheng throws feces at mountain to repel three ferocious tigers!"
Looking at all sorts of photos and some fragmented short videos, countless people discussed whether Fangzheng had thrown the feces with his hands or if he had pooped it.
"Don't talk nonsense. Even the grandmaster would find it disgusting to hold it with your hands. Pull it myself? Do you think Grandmaster is an elephant? The output is so high? The point is, no matter how awesome you are, it's impossible for your fart to explode like a machine gun! "
…
No matter how noisy everyone was, at this moment, the person in question was doing something else.
"Master, you're awesome. You didn't even go down and sent them all running!" Salted Fish hurriedly sucked up to him.
Fangzheng chuckled. "I have many tricks up my sleeves. Take a look at this."
As he spoke, Fangzheng picked up a piece of soil and weighed it in his hand.
At that moment, Lone Wolf ran up the mountain from afar. He shouted from afar, "Master, oh my god. Those tigers are too inhumane! They came as a group. I can't beat them alone! Quick, get your weapons and help me get back at them! "
Fangzheng rolled his eyes. This idiot had sneaked back with his tail between his legs after being beaten up! Hadn't he thought about the danger of the tigers entering the village if he ran?
Fangzheng shook his head slightly. He was very dissatisfied with Lone Wolf's desertion. Although he couldn't beat them, if Lone Wolf hadn't left, he could have easily saved the villagers when the tigers entered the village to attack them. As for whether Lone Wolf would be in danger, it was obvious from how lively he looked after being beaten up by the three tigers. He would be fine! However, he still ran. If Fangzheng wasn't around, someone would have died!
With this in mind, Fangzheng said, "Watch carefully. My new divine power will cover your face in feces!"
As he spoke, Fangzheng waved his hand and the soil flew at Lone Wolf!
When Lone Wolf saw this, he exclaimed, "Master, are you playing a game with me? Why are you throwing this from so far away? You can't hit me. I'll dodge! "
As he spoke, Lone Wolf jumped to the side, thinking that he could dodge it. In the end, he saw the lump of soil turn into a black lump in midair. Then, it automatically changed direction and flew towards his smug dog face. With a smack, it stuck to his face!
Upon seeing this scene, Monkey, Squirrel, and Salted Fish shuddered. Salted Fish widened his mouth and mumbled. "Aiyah, Master, this move of yours is really disgusting. Don't worry. I'll be obedient in the future."
Monkey pressed his palms together and said, "Master, I'll definitely be the most obedient one."
Squirrel raised his paw and shouted, "Master, I'll also be obedient. However, this move of yours is really disgusting … "
Fangzheng also found it a little disgusting as he nodded. "It's indeed disgusting. However, your Eldest Senior Brother did a terrible job this time. He didn't use his brain when doing things and didn't consider the pros and cons. He nearly caused a disaster. This can be considered a lesson for him."
Monkey, Squirrel, and Salted Fish looked at Lone Wolf in pity, thinking, "This is a harsh lesson."
At that moment, their eyes suddenly widened as they looked at Lone Wolf in disbelief!
Lone Wolf opened his mouth wide and stuck out his tongue to lick his face. Then, his eyes lit up as he quickly licked his face clean. Then, he beamed and ran over happily. "Master, what did you just throw? Why is it so delicious? Is it a new delicacy of our One Finger Monastery? Do you have any more? Give me another piece! "
Upon hearing that, Monkey, Squirrel, and Salted Fish silently turned around. "Ugh …"
Fangzheng looked at Lone Wolf's excited look and recalled that dogs loved to eat shit. However, he never expected Lone Wolf to have such a taste … He had miscalculated! Enduring the nausea, he said, "That's shit …"
Lone Wolf said excitedly, "So our new delicacy is shit. What kind of shit is this … Uh … Shit … Shit? Shit! Ugh … "
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