Fangzheng thought for a moment and said, "Oh? How do you prove it? "
Lone Wolf thought for a moment and said, "My master usually gives me a lot of delicious food. Do you have any delicious food?"
Fangzheng was stunned when he heard that. When had he ever given this stupid dog any good food? Looking at this sneaky fellow, Fangzheng knew that this stupid dog was taking the opportunity to extort him! Fangzheng was instantly infuriated as he raised his hand and slapped him!
Lone Wolf hurriedly dodged, but he failed to do so and was slapped to the ground by Fangzheng.
Lone Wolf jumped up with a howl and yelled, "You still dare to hit me? Do you really think I don't hit the elderly? Do you really think I don't have anyone? Senior and junior brothers, gather! There's a cheat pretending to be Master! "
Lone Wolf roared as Squirrel, Monkey, Red Boy, and Salted Fish ran over. When they saw Fangzheng's appearance, they were stunned.
Squirrel laughed and said, "Haha … You really don't know how to cheat. Our master isn't that old! Before you come, you should at least put on some makeup, right? "
Monkey did not say a word. Instead, he frowned and looked suspiciously at Fangzheng.
Red Boy stroked his chin and said, "Master? Don't tell me you have become someone else to trick us again? Or are you a cheat? In short, if you can't prove that you are our master, you can't enter the backyard. "
Salted Fish nodded and said, "That's right. This is the rule."
Fangzheng also knew that it was useless to just say it. Hence, he pricked up his brows and said, "Jingxin, let me have a chat with you."
With that said, Fangzheng began chanting the incantation. Red Boy cried out in alarm as he hugged his head and rolled on the ground. He shouted, "Aiyah, Master, I was wrong! You really are Master … Aiyah, quickly stop … "
Everyone knew that only Fangzheng knew the incantation. Now, with Fangzheng chanting and Red Boy's reaction, everyone understood that the old man in front of them was really their master!
Hence, all of them hurriedly went forward to ask.
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "Wait a moment. Jingfa, let's …"
Before Fangzheng finished his sentence, he felt his thigh tighten. He looked down and saw Lone Wolf sprawled on the ground like a cow. His front legs were tightly hugging Fangzheng's thigh as he looked pitifully at Fangzheng. "Master … I was wrong. Look at how adorable I am. Let's forget it this time …"
Fangzheng looked at Lone Wolf, who was trying his best to act cute, and asked, "Who taught you this move?"
Lone Wolf subconsciously glanced at Squirrel. Squirrel said, "I learned it from cartoons online. In cartoons …"
Bang!
Before Squirrel could finish his sentence, he saw Fangzheng raise his foot. A huge white wolf flew into the sky, over the yard's wall, and landed outside.
Squirrel smacked his lips and continued. "It works in cartoons, but why doesn't it work in real life?"
"Master, good kick! Master, if you haven't vented your anger, why don't you do it again? "The back door opened and Lone Wolf ran in. He leaned over with a despicable look on his face and shouted.
Fangzheng looked at the shameless fellow and felt helpless. Fangzheng also knew that this fellow had thick skin and would be fine after a few beatings. This fellow was clearly trying to use beatings as a form of punishment like having his meals deducted.
Shaking his head, Fangzheng ignored him. After all, he was vexed.
When everyone quietened down, Red Boy said with a bitter look, "Master, why did you become like this?"
Fangzheng shrugged and said, "It's a long story."
Salted Fish moved a stool over and sat by the side. He chuckled and said, "It's fine that it's a long story. Let's talk slowly."
With that said, Salted Fish was stunned because everyone was looking at him!
Salted Fish looked at everyone standing and then at the stool under his butt. Then, he looked at Fangzheng who had raised his hand in preparation to break his wrist … and everyone's malicious gazes.
Salted Fish decisively stood up and shouted, "Master, I'll get you a big chair!"
Then, Salted Fish ran off …
After everyone sat down, Fangzheng recounted his experience.
Red Boy said, "Heavens. Master, if you continue watching, you might kill yourself."
Fangzheng sighed. "There's nothing I can do about it. If I don't get to the bottom of it, I won't feel at ease."
Red Boy said, "Master, I think you're too anxious. If you look at it for one or two seconds a day, it won't take long for you to finish a year. Besides, it won't affect you that much. You're working too hard … It's a waste of your good looks. Great, if you were to renounce asceticism, you probably wouldn't even be able to find a wife. "
Fangzheng slapped him. "Am I not handsome now?"
Red Boy looked at Fangzheng's raised palm and said, "Handsome! Super handsome! If Master were to renounce asceticism, you would definitely have a harem of three thousand beauties! "
Only then did Fangzheng nod in satisfaction. He did not hear Red Boy secretly add, "Three thousand grannies …"
"Master, there's something I don't know if I should say," Salted Fish said.
Fangzheng said, "Go ahead. If you say it's right or wrong, I won't hit you. Now is the time to brainstorm. Say whatever you have on your mind. "
Salted Fish shook his head and said, "Master, were you a slacker when you were in school?"
Fangzheng's face immediately darkened …
Salted Fish hurriedly said, "Master, how can I check like you every day? Can't you check from the beginning to the end? For example, choose the fifteenth of June to check. If the world is still there, there's no need to check the rest. Then look at the fifteenth of March. If the world is gone, there's no need to look at the ones before the fifteenth of March. If so, it won't take you a few years to find your target. "
Fangzheng's face darkened when he heard that. He suddenly realized that his brain seemed to have been fried … He didn't even think of such a simple logic. What a pig! What a pity for his peerless looks!
"It's too late to say anything now. Have a good rest. During this period of time, I won't be seeing outsiders. If there's anything, you guys can resolve it. If anyone comes looking for me, just say that I'm in seclusion. "Fangzheng waved his hand and returned to his meditation room.
Lone Wolf exclaimed, "Master, don't you have that mask? You can transform into what you looked like when you were young. "
Fangzheng waved his hand and said, "I'm not looking for a partner, so I don't care about looks. It's just that I want to think about something during this period of time … Alright, have fun. "
After returning to his meditation room, Fangzheng was indeed not sad. Instead, he found a large number of scriptures. He remembered that many of the scriptures mentioned natural disasters and the destruction of the world. He wanted to see if the situation he had encountered was mentioned in the scriptures.
Just like that, he spent an entire month reading.
During this period, Li Xueying, Jing Yan, Wang Yougui, and even Nguyen Vo Ming came from Vietnam to visit, but they were stopped by Red Boy and company.
Fangzheng didn't go out for a month, and no one saw him. Even when he beat the drum, Fangzheng didn't appear. Instead, Red Boy took his place.
Instantly, there was a flurry of discussion outside. Many people were asking about what Fangzheng was doing.
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