Fangzheng looked outside the car and saw that the snow was still thick. Then, he looked at the pair of long legs beside his seat …
Fangzheng expressed that he could not understand the world! Was this woman not afraid of the cold?
Zhu Lin was in a good mood today. After being an online anchor for so long, she had made some achievements. Gradually, she began to like it. She would broadcast wherever she went. With her sweet appearance and undisguised nature, she won the title of Dirty Queen. He had 30,000 fans and was living a good life.
Today, Zhu Lin chose to go home. At the same time, she wanted to play a big game. She wanted to wear shorts and challenge the northeast winter! But the result was …
"Huff, huff … I swear I'll never play like this again. My thighs are so cold that they're like your dicks. They're getting hard." Zhu Lin rubbed her legs and used the Great Art of Friction to generate heat.
"Pu! You're so cold that you're like a dick … As expected of the Dirty Queen, I don't need to explain how awesome she is! "
"Haha …"
"Dirty Queen, I'll reward you with a Ferrari to warm you up, haha …"
"A huge rocket is flying past, make way, make way …"
Seeing this, Zhu Lin was delighted. "Thank you, babies. It's much warmer now. Look, I'm taking a long-distance bus back to my hometown. What do you think? My car in the Great Northeast is pretty new, right? By the way, guess what kind of person will be sitting in the seat next to me today. Girls? Manly? Grandpa? An old granny, or a cute girl? If you get it right, you'll be rewarded with a joke! "
"It has to be a cute girl!"
"Boss, Old Moe's sister!"
"I feel like Kinky Queen is in heat. Kinky Queen, stop fantasizing about handsome guys or little fresh meat. It might even be a monk!"
"Bah! Shut your foul mouths. Even if you're a monk, you have to be a handsome monk! Just like … just like … eh? Just like that one! Everyone, look! This streamer has caught a fresh, wild, handsome, and clean young monk! "Zhu Lin turned the camera and aimed at the dumbfounded Fangzheng outside the car window.
"Wow, this monk is very upright!"
"Is he a real monk or a fake monk? Could he be an actor? "
"Long legs, thin lips, good figure … Tsk tsk, Queen, go! We want to see a bloody live broadcast! "
"You animals, can't you say something nice? Uh … He really seems to be coming this way. He went around the back of the car and got on the car! "Zhu Lin said in a daze. She thought to herself, It can't be such a coincidence. I was just saying …
"Dirty Queen, he's looking at you …"
"I know. Everyone on the bus is looking at me as if they are looking at a mental patient." Zhu Lin laughed at herself.
"Dirty Queen, he's here. Don't tell me he's really sitting beside you?"
"If I sit beside you, I'll give you a huge rocket! In the future, you will not be the Dirty Queen, you will be the Great Prophet — the Dirty Queen! "
"Amitabha. Almsgiver, can you make way? This is my seat. " Fangzheng came in front of Zhu Lin and was somewhat dumbfounded. Was her long legs really not afraid of the cold in such a cold winter? More importantly, Fangzheng had not seen such a refreshing and beautiful chick in a long time. He felt a little excited, but most of it was embarrassment …
"Ah? Ah! Oh … "Zhu Lin was dumbfounded as well. It wasn't because Fangzheng was handsome, but because it was too much of a coincidence!
Zhu Lin turned to the side and made way.
However, Fangzheng did not move. It was so narrow, and the beauty had turned to the side. If he walked past her, it would not matter if he was harassed, but if he was treated as such, it would be a joke.
"Not enough?" asked Zhu Lin.
Fangzheng said, "Amitabha. Patron, it's a little narrow."
"Pfft … Haha … Dirty Queen, this monk finds your seat a little too narrow!"
"Hehe, Dirty Queen, I realize this monk is dirtier than you …"
"All of you, shut up!" Zhu Lin roared when she saw the comments left by the animals.
It gave everyone on the bus a fright. Zhu Lin hurriedly replied with a smiley face, "Everyone, don't misunderstand. I'm doing a live broadcast. There are many animals inside."
Everyone was rendered speechless. On account that Zhu Lin was a beautiful chick, no one said a word since her apology was sincere.
Fangzheng suddenly realized that he could forget about having a peaceful ride on the bus …
Seeing that Fangzheng was really not going in, Zhu Lin stood up helplessly and said, "Is this okay?!" She dragged out the word "okay" as she was a little unhappy.
In the past, if she were to give up her seat in such a manner, which man wouldn't happily squeeze in? But this time, it was as though he wouldn't sit if she didn't let him. Zhu Lin was displeased as she mumbled, "Is there a need for this young monk to act like an accomplished monk … I want to see if you are really that serious."
Fangzheng sat down as Zhu Lin sat down as well. She deliberately aimed the camera at Fangzheng and rolled her eyes. She said softly, "Babies, let me tell you a joke."
"Dirty Queen is going all out again. Let's wait!"
"There's a thing that can be long or short. It's short for Easterners and long for Westerners. After marriage, the woman can use the man's thing. Monks have it but don't use it. Guess what it is?" With that said, Zhu Lin shot a glance at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng was displeased when he heard that. To say this in front of him … This woman was really … interesting.
Although Fangzheng was a monk, he was still a young man in essence. He would surf the Internet when he had nothing to do. He did not treat himself as an eternal monk deep down. He had not met many women in the past. To suddenly meet such an interesting woman, he found it quite novel. Hence, he looked at Zhu Lin with a chuckle.
When Zhu Lin saw this, she was rendered completely speechless. Did the monk not understand what she meant? Or could it be that he was a perverted monk, a fake monk?
Zhu Lin did not say a word, but the livestream room was already in an uproar.
"I don't care. No one is to stop me. Don't try to persuade me. I'll say dick!"
"I knew there would be idiots like the person above me! But well done! "
"If you don't say dick, you aren't worthy of Dirty Queen!"
"But I still want to say. Can I take a look at that monk? He's so handsome …"
Zhu Lin looked at the other party's ID. It was male …
When Zhu Lin saw that Fangzheng was unmoved, she had an idea. She nudged Fangzheng with her elbow and asked, "Master, how should I address you?"
Fangzheng pressed his palms together, "This Penniless Monk is Fangzheng."
"Oh … Master Fangzheng, do you know the answer to the joke I just said?" Zhu Lin asked with a smile.
Fangzheng was taken aback. Ask him? How would he know!? Although there was an answer, could he say it? He could not say it even if he was beaten to death! Hence, Fangzheng said with a smile, "I don't know."
"Guess. Think about it. Use your brain. Yea!?" Zhu Lin pricked up her eyelids as she gave him a flirtatious look.
Unfortunately, Fangzheng was immune to the flirtatious looks of a beauty. He said calmly, "This Penniless Monk really doesn't know."
"Haha, Dirty Queen failed to flirt!"
"The young monk is an insulator. Dirty Queen retreated in defeat!"
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