Yu Nian: "I …"
Salted Fish said, "What's wrong with you? Did you steal a chicken or touch a dog? Or did the healthcare provider not pay? "
Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "I've never been to that place."
Salted Fish said, "Heh heh …"
Yu Nian said, "I'm really nervous."
Salted Fish said, "Nervous my ass! Let me tell you, an upright person isn't afraid of a crooked shadow. Don't you scholars who write books pay attention to righteousness the most? Ancient scholars are righteous. They aren't afraid of ghosts or evil, nor are they afraid of power. Although what you do is the same as that idiot … but! You have to understand something! "
Yu Nian said, "What is it?"
Salted Fish said in an old-fashioned manner, "You aren't an ordinary idiot. You are an idiot who stands on the moral high ground!"
Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that still an idiot?"
Salted Fish said matter-of-factly, "The prefix is so long. I'm better than the average idiot."
Yu Nian: "… You really know how to comfort people."
Salted Fish said, "You're just stupid, but you didn't harm others, so you're a good person. Those fellows are smart, but they used their intelligence on the evil path, so they're bad people. Sometimes, smart people do bad things. They're much more wicked than fools. "
Yu Nian said, "This consolation is better than the previous one."
Salted Fish said, "Alright, don't frown. I'm here. I'll help you resolve this trivial matter!"
Yu Nian asked, "How do you resolve it?"
Salted Fish rubbed his belly and said, "Eat your fill before working. Do you have any special vegetarian dishes? "
Although Yu Nian had suspected whether this salted fish was reliable the entire time, he finally had an answer.
This salted fish was unreliable!
However, being unreliable was better than nothing. Hence, Yu Nian pinched his nose and continued eating with Salted Fish.
The rice was a local dish, but Salted Fish only ate Crystal Rice every day. He had never eaten other flavors. It was quite refreshing to suddenly eat it.
As for the restaurant's rice?
"How can this be called rice? Forget it, I'll focus on eating, "Salted Fish muttered and squatted in the corner to eat.
There was no other way about it. Salted Fish was just too eye-catching. If he were to really sit in a restaurant and eat, no one would be able to eat.
Then, the news of Venerable Salted Fish's visit to the county spread like wildfire. Then, Yu Nian became famous again.
As for invisibility?
Salted Fish said, "I'm an old man. I don't learn those unorthodox ways!"
In reality, he was stealing work and not putting in any effort.
In Fangzheng's words, "This silly fish doesn't even know how to fly. How much can you count on him?"
After dinner, the two of them did not return to Yu Nian's house. Instead, they headed straight to Hu Xiaoye's house.
When they reached downstairs, Yu Nian said, "What do we do now?"
Salted Fish said, "What do you mean? Go ask for money, I'll wait for you downstairs. "
Yu Nian was instantly dumbfounded. "You're waiting down there? Then why are you here? "
Salted Fish flicked his whiskers and said proudly, "Of course I'm here to watch the show and be a witness. Do you expect an old man like me to help you fight?"
At that moment, Yu Nian suddenly had the urge to eat Steamed Fish Head with Diced Hot Red Peppers …
However, Yu Nian held back and said, "Venerable Salted Fish, if I could get it back myself, would I need to look for you?"
Salted Fish pinched his whiskers and said, "Yes, it's not impossible for an old man like me to appear, but the appearance fee is very expensive."
"How expensive?" Yu Nian asked with his heart aching.
Salted Fish thought for a moment. Red Boy had earned a hundred yuan by going down the mountain to beat people up. He couldn't possibly earn less than him, right?
Therefore, Salted Fish raised his head and said proudly, "Two hundred yuan!"
The moment that was said, Yu Nian was dumbfounded. He exclaimed, "How much?"
In Yu Nian's impression, it would cost dozens of yuan to hire a hooligan to support the scene. It would cost more than a hundred to two hundred yuan for a meal.
Ignoring the fact that the salted fish in front of him had no divine powers, just his breed and appearance alone would cost at least a thousand yuan, right? In the end …
At that moment, Yu Nian's view of Salted Fish finally changed. He wasn't unreliable, but simply adorable!
Seeing Yu Nian's shocked expression, Salted Fish remained in a daze without replying.
Salted Fish thought to himself, Is it too much?
Therefore, Salted Fish said, "A hundred and fifty is fine. If it's any less, I won't do it."
Yu Nian was instantly amused. Indeed, he was someone from the mountain. Fangzheng's disciple wouldn't ask for too much. He was truly a fish!
Therefore, Yu Nian said, "Two hundred. I'll give you two hundred. Can you help me now?"
Salted Fish immediately became interested when he heard that. He laughed out loud and said, "Amihaha … Tuhehe, no problem. Let's go upstairs. Which floor is their house on? "
Yu Nian's face darkened when he heard that. He had been talking the entire way here, but this silly fish didn't listen at all … A myriad of curses flashed through his heart. What kind of fish is this!?
On the third floor, Yu Nian asked softly, "Do we really have to knock?"
Salted Fish pinched his whiskers and said, "Go ahead. I'm here. What are you afraid of?"
Hence, Yu Nian knocked on the door.
Knock! Knock!
Three knocks sounded on the door. The next moment, the door opened.
"It's you?" The person who opened the door was a girl wearing glasses. She had delicate features and looked a little weak. When she saw Yu Nian, she looked surprised, but she didn't feel guilty.
"Why are you here?" Hu Xiaoye asked.
Yu Nian looked at the girl in front of him and felt a stabbing pain in his heart. He sighed and said, "What do you think?"
Hu Xiaoye thought for a moment and said, "Let's forget it. My dad won't agree. Let's leave it at that. Don't look for me in the future. You're quite a nice person … "
When Yu Nian heard this, his heart ached even more. He said bitterly, "Quite a nice person … Heh heh, is this your definition of me?"
Hu Xiaoye shook her head and said, "Then what do you want me to say?"
Salted Fish used his Invisibility Spell to hide and whispered, "Get her to return the money!"
Only then did Yu Nian recall his purpose for coming. He said, "I'm here to get my house and betrothal gift back."
Hu Xiaoye was taken aback before she fell silent. "You have to tell my dad about this …"
When Yu Nian heard this, he was completely disappointed with this girl. The money was handed to her, and the house was written in her name. In the end, she just needed to tell her dad to push everything away!
At that moment, Yu Nian completely despaired of Hu Xiaoye. The last trace of gentleness in his eyes disappeared.
At that moment, a fierce voice sounded. "Xiaoye, who is it?"
Hu Xiaoye immediately said, "It's Yu Nian."
When Salted Fish heard that, he cursed softly, "Holy sh * t, no wonder she went back on her word. This family is shameless! This girl looks innocent, but she's more scheming than you! She was acting dumb earlier, but now, she's selling it! She might not be a bad person with her words, but she's no better than her father. "
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