Squirrel was taken aback. He flicked his tail and pointed at himself. "I answer the question?"
Boss Qian nodded and said, "Yes, you answer!"
This was the first time Squirrel was acting as One Finger Monastery's spokesperson. He immediately felt a little excited as he pointed at himself excitedly and asked, "Then what should I answer?"
Many people were captivated by the little fellow's cuteness as they snapped pictures.
There were also people who were worried that Squirrel would be bullied. They increasingly disliked Boss Qian.
Boss Qian didn't care so much. Instead, he raised the old question again. "You tricked us with an advertisement, but you don't sell tea. What's the meaning of this? So many people have been waiting at the door for so long. Are you just going to say that you aren't selling? Do you know that this is a scam? "
Boss Qian's aura was extremely imposing. At the very least, he was very confident against a little squirrel.
However …
Squirrel widened his big, adorable eyes and asked, "What advertisement?"
Boss Qian: "…"
Pfft!
Many people spat out on the spot. This dialogue … was too f * * king cute!
Boss Qian stared at Squirrel. After confirming that the little guy wasn't fooling him, he said, "You advertised on the television that you have the best Frost Bamboo tea. Don't you know?"
Squirrel decisively shook his head adorably. "I don't know. What's wrong?"
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
Boss Qian had the urge to go crazy. Only then did he understand that beating someone wasn't necessarily a fist to fist fight. What was most frustrating was punching the air with all his strength. It was a waste of effort and the feeling of vomiting blood!
Boss Qian said, "You lied to us. You advertised that the tea was good, but when we came, you said that there was no tea. Do you understand? You lied! "
Squirrel scratched his head and said, "Lied? Our tea is good. It's really good. But why did you come? Did you advertise that you were selling tea? "
Boss Qian: "…"
Upon hearing Squirrel's words, Boss Qian's eyes nearly popped out. F * * k … Was he simple or cunning? These questions were simply fatal!
"Haha …" Song Ming could not hold it in any longer. She held her stomach and laughed out loud.
With her leading the way, the others also laughed …
For a moment, Boss Qian felt that he was a complete fool!
Looking at the adorable squirrel, he felt that this fellow was even more cunning than a monkey!
Boss Qian waved his hand and said, "Alright, you may leave."
Squirrel left with a baffled look.
Seeing that everyone was still laughing, Boss Qian glared at them one by one. Everyone held back their laughter.
Boss Qian rolled his eyes and said, "Alright, the abbot has already said that we came for nothing. There's no tea, so let's disperse! I've told you long ago that advertisements are all lies. They're just exaggerations. Frost Bamboo tea? This is the first time I've heard that bamboo leaves can be used as tea. Isn't this nonsense? "
When everyone heard this, they realized that their tea seemed to have gone down the drain.
All of them were extremely resentful, but since the other party wasn't selling or giving them tea, there was no point in them staying here any longer.
One by one, they began to prepare to leave.
At this moment, a faint fragrance wafted over …
Everyone here was an expert in tasting tea, so when it came to the taste of tea, especially the taste of tea, they could tell the difference in quality with just a sniff.
Thus, everyone subconsciously stopped …
"What's that smell?" someone exclaimed.
Tang Chen said in surprise, "What a unique fragrance. It's different from ordinary tea leaves. This seems to be the unique fragrance of bamboo! What tea is this? "
Song Ming's eyes clearly lit up as she said, "It's fragrant. It's not the kind of fragrance that comes from heavy makeup. It's a refreshing fragrance … But where did this fragrance come from? There's no one drinking tea nearby? "
Muddle Tang said, "This tea's fragrance is clear but not strong, but it can't be dispersed by the wind. This is really unheard of."
When Song Ming heard Muddle Tang say that, she immediately noticed the key point.
In the northeast during winter, the northwest wind blew non-stop. Logically speaking, any fragrance would be dispersed by the wind.
However, this faint and elegant fragrance seemed to ignore the existence of the wind as it drifted into everyone's noses. The fragrance seeped into their bones.
Boss Jia also praised, "Good tea, good tea! Just smelling it makes my mouth water. My gluttonous bug is about to come out. If I take a sip … Slurp … "
Boss Jia was actually drooling.
While everyone was praising, Boss Qian's eyes were gloomy. Clearly, he was different from everyone else who asked for tea. At the very least, his goal wasn't simple.
Just as everyone was praising, a salted fish carried a huge bowl. The bowl was steaming hot, and there were green leaves that resembled precious jade floating in it. Under the sunlight, the leaves became even more crystalline, making one's eyes light up.
Everyone subconsciously gathered around and carefully looked at the tea leaves. Immediately, all of them exclaimed, "Supreme-grade Frost Bamboo tea!"
"This really is supreme-grade Frost Bamboo tea!"
"The advertisement didn't lie to us. Frost Bamboo tea really exists!"
"This fragrance smells so good!"
"It's even more fragrant when I smell it up close!"
"Eh? What kind of tea set is that used to make the tea? Why haven't I seen it before? "
"Pui! That's a bullsh * t tea set. It's just a big tea bowl. The water used is just plain water! "
"This … This is too much of a bastard. It's a waste of a treasure!"
…
When Salted Fish heard this, he rolled his eyes at them and said, "We're all people who drink water. What's there to waste? We all drink it this way. "
"That's because you don't know the Way of Tea!"
"That's right. This tea should be brewed in the best Purple Clay teapot!"
"Frost Bamboo is of the Yin attribute, so it should be soaked in Yang Fire Water! Only then can it stimulate its excellent taste! "
"Stop talking. Just thinking about it makes me drool."
"If I take a sip of this tea, tsk tsk …"
Gulp …
Just as everyone was discussing how to take a sip, Salted Fish raised his head and drank a huge mouthful. The sound of him drinking made everyone's hearts bleed.
An elder pounded his chest and stamped his feet as he pointed at Salted Fish and shouted, "What a waste of heavenly resources!"
Song Ming also said, "That's not how tea is drunk."
Tang Chen added, "You said it yourself. The production of this tea isn't high, but you still drink it like this. It really … really hurts my heart!"
Boss Jia added, "Venerable Salted Fish, don't waste good things. Look, how much is this bowl of tea? Can I buy it? "
The moment Boss Jia spoke, someone immediately shouted, "I'll pay a thousand!"
Boss Jia turned anxious when he heard that. He immediately said, "I'll pay two thousand!"
"Ten thousand!"
"Fifteen thousand!"
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