Fangzheng was stunned. Someone or something he couldn't afford to offend? In Fangzheng's impression, there were only people he didn't want to offend. There was no one he couldn't afford to offend.
Before Fangzheng could say a word, the man had already turned around beautifully and got into a taxi. He said, "I've already given you the instructions. If you still don't know what to choose and continue treading on these muddy waters, bear the consequences!"
After the taxi left, Fangzheng and Zhu Lin stood in the wind in confusion.
"Master, is there something wrong with this fellow's head?" Zhu Lin knew Fangzheng's abilities. It was definitely not something a mortal could resist. However, such a person was actually looked down upon by a fellow in a taxi …
Squirrel also said, "Master, you have been threatened. This is the funniest joke I've heard this year. Is he a joker you found? "
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "I don't know. Forget it. Ignore him. The world is so big. If he can't afford to smoke, won't he have a stroke? "
Zhu Lin rolled her eyes at Fangzheng and thought to herself, "This fellow is really … indecent!"
At that moment, a red light flashed by the side. Red Boy had arrived.
Red Boy said, "Master, what's the matter?"
Red Boy's sudden appearance gave Zhu Lin a fright. However, this lass had always been insensitive and careless, so she immediately regained her composure.
Fangzheng said, "Bring out the fireflies inside. Don't let them die. Send them home."
Red Boy said in surprise, "Master, I don't know where their house is."
Fangzheng said, "Someone knows. Here."
Fangzheng gestured at the security captain in the distance with his lips. The security captain really didn't dare provoke Fangzheng, but since Fangzheng hadn't left, he didn't dare let his guard down. From time to time, he would glance at Fangzheng. When he saw Fangzheng gestured at him, he immediately had an ominous feeling. He subconsciously clamped his legs together and thought to himself, "Could it be that this master is interested in me after a long drought? If he comes to confess, what should I say? Should I submit to force, or would I rather die than submit? "
Just as his thoughts were running wild, his vision blurred. Following that, he felt his feet hover in the air. He exclaimed, "Aiyah, I'm flying!"
An unfamiliar voice sounded in his ears, "Yeah, you can even fall down. Do you want to try?"
The security captain turned his head and saw Red Boy carrying him. He recognized him as one of Fangzheng's disciples and felt bitter. Who had he offended? He just wanted to go to work in peace!
Not long after, Red Boy returned.
"It's done?"
Red Boy said, "That fellow is quite big, but he's quite timid. He spilled everything once he was scared. I know where they are. Master, should I send them back now? "
Fangzheng said, "Go ahead. Return early. The monastery is still waiting for you to watch the door."
Red Boy gave Fangzheng a resentful look before transforming into a red beam of light that charged into the Hall of Illusions. Soon, he flew into the sky with countless fireflies and headed south.
"Grandmaster, your disciple is so powerful. Of course, you must be more powerful, right? "Zhu Lin asked with starry eyes.
Fangzheng rubbed his nose and said, "It's alright. I'm quite capable when it comes to dealing with him."
Zhu Lin did not understand what Fangzheng meant. She only thought that Fangzheng was more powerful. She came over and said sneakily, "Then, Master, do you know how to fly? Can you take me flying? I've never flown before in my life. "
Fangzheng thought for a moment before shaking his head. "No."
Zhu Lin asked perplexed, "Why?"
Fangzheng said, "Flying is restricted today."
Zhu Lin said, "Then how can Jingxin fly?"
Fangzheng said in all seriousness, "I'm an odd number, and he's an even number. I can't say it or I'll reveal the secrets of heaven."
Zhu Lin: "What do you mean?"
Boom!
A bolt of lightning struck in front of her.
Zhu Lin immediately shut up and pulled Fangzheng away. "These gods … are so terrifying."
Fangzheng nodded …
Squirrel stood on Fangzheng's shoulder and was rendered speechless. He realized that when his master lied, he was … too shameless!
Zhu Lin treated them to a rather good hotel. Fangzheng threw Squirrel onto the bed and sat by the side to watch the scenery outside.
Not long later, Zhu Lin came as well. The two of them sat by the bed to chat out of boredom. Fangzheng took out his cell phone to take a look and was instantly stunned. He saw a WeChat friend request from someone named Please Call Me God! From the profile picture, it was a very cool guy, but he couldn't see his face.
Fangzheng felt that it might have been introduced by a friend, so he added him.
The moment he added, the other party said: "Very good. You still have the guts to face me. You are a man."
Fangzheng was dumbfounded. What did that mean?
Zhu Lin said in surprise, "Master, I never expected you to have a romantic past at such a young age … Impressive, impressive. You are a role model for our generation."
Fangzheng rolled his eyes at her and said, "What romantic past? This Penniless Monk has never been close to a woman."
Zhu Lin exclaimed in surprise, "Master, don't tell me you are still a virgin?"
A dark cloud hung over Fangzheng's head as his face turned red. This was the first time he had been asked such a question by a beautiful girl.
However, Fangzheng immediately thought of something. So what if he was a virgin?
Being a virgin meant that he was pure!
He should be proud!
The ones who should be ashamed should be those beasts who messed around with their lower bodies!
Therefore, Fangzheng looked up and said, "This Penniless Monk has been a monk since he was young. How can this Penniless Monk touch women?"
Zhu Lin said with a little excitement, "Hehe, I never expected to meet such an old virgin. It's not easy. Come, let's shake hands. Nice to meet you."
Fangzheng was rendered completely speechless. Why did he feel that Zhu Lin instantly turned into a little devil the moment she heard that he was a virgin?
It was like an old pervert had met a virgin.
Just as Fangzheng was about to say something, there was another message on WeChat: "Why? You dare add me, but you don't dare to speak to me? Are you afraid? Since you know fear, why are you messing around? "
Fangzheng was dumbfounded. What had he done? He hadn't done a thing!
Zhu Lin came over again and Fangzheng immediately pulled her away.
This woman was too perverted. Furthermore, even ten Fangzheng would not be her match. Therefore, it was best to prevent her from being perverted.
However, Zhu Lin's eyes were sharp. After taking a glance, she chuckled and said, "It's definitely a romantic past."
Fangzheng couldn't be bothered with her. Instead, he replied with a few question marks before asking, "Patron, who are you?"
The other party immediately replied, "You don't recognize me after just meeting me? Then let me remind you that there are some people you can't afford to offend! "
"It's that retard!" Zhu Lin immediately shouted when she saw it.
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