Monkey was indignant as he continued pouring.
The woman finally couldn't take it anymore. She put down her teacup and said angrily, "Master, you've already poured all the cold water. What are you doing?"
Monkey was stunned when he heard that. Cold water?
He hurriedly poured some water from the bottom of the pot onto his hand. Although it wasn't pure cold water, it was definitely not hot. Only then did he recall that it was winter. It was already good enough that the water hadn't turned cold after being left in the pot for so long.
Immediately, Monkey felt a little embarrassed. He coughed dryly. "This Penniless Monk will go get some water."
"Are you sick?" When the woman heard that, she realized that Monkey wasn't done yet. After pouring one pot, he wanted another. Was his brain filled with water?
Hence, the woman suddenly stood up and turned to leave.
Monkey sat on the spot with an awkward look, unsure of what to say. He felt like he had returned all the posturing he had previously.
Red Boy couldn't afford to waste any more time. He held his belly and laughed out loud …
Salted Fish spat out a mouthful of water. When he opened his mouth, a coin fell into his mouth. Then, he vomited for a long time before spitting out the coin.
Squirrel looked at Monkey with a look of pity as he silently said, "Amitabha. Poor Third Junior Brother."
Monkey scoffed and said, "Don't be smug. This is only the beginning. When I'm fully prepared, there won't be such a problem again!"
After Monkey said that, he thought for a moment. He wasn't sure when the devotees would come. If he prepared the water in advance, it would be very easy for it to turn cold. He had to think of a foolproof plan.
Monkey subconsciously looked up and suddenly saw a round little thing. His eyes immediately lit up as he said, "Second Senior Brother, can you do me a favor?"
Squirrel hurriedly nodded. "Alright, Third Junior Brother. Go ahead."
Monkey immediately said, "If anyone comes, please get me a pot of water."
Squirrel hurriedly nodded. Although the teapot wasn't small, Squirrel was the same as Lone Wolf. His body had been indirectly strengthened. Now, he was definitely an existence at the level of a monster in the squirrel world. Holding the teapot wasn't a problem other than his height.
With Squirrel providing stable water, Monkey was completely at ease. He immediately threw the failure to the back of his mind and sat there calmly, waiting for the next devotee to come.
Before long, another woman sat in front of Monkey.
The monkey played the same old trick, asking first and serving tea first.
The woman was very cooperative. She took the teacup and said, "Thank you, Master."
Monkey smiled and nodded. With a wave of his hand, Squirrel handed the water over.
Monkey immediately poured the tea inside. As he did so, he glanced at Red Boy smugly.
Red Boy smacked his lips and didn't know what to say. He could only watch Monkey act cool. There was a little envy in his eyes …
When Monkey saw that hint of envy, he felt even more complacent.
Just then …
"Aiya!" With a scream, Monkey hurriedly turned his gaze, only to see that the woman seemed to have been electrocuted. Before the water was poured out, she had already thrown the cup away!
When the woman saw Monkey looking over, she smiled in embarrassment. "Hehe, Master, you were distracted just now. Fortunately, I dodged quickly, or else I would have been hit. "
Hearing that, the monkey felt as if there were a hundred thousand f * cking horses galloping through its heart. In the end, it turned into a silent bellow, "What kind of weirdos are these?!"
However, Monkey calmed down. He took a deep breath and said, "Patron, don't worry. The water isn't hot. Come, have some tea. "
When the woman heard that, she looked at the steaming water and chuckled. "Master, this water doesn't look like it isn't hot."
Monkey said, "It's really not hot. Patron, have some tea."
The woman looked suspiciously at Monkey. After some thought, she picked up the teacup. Monkey continued pouring tea before shooting a smug glance at Red Boy. Just as Red Boy wanted to watch the commotion, it was resolved by Monkey. He was a little displeased, but he had to be impressed by Monkey's mental fortitude.
However, a few minutes later …
Monkey obediently sat in front of Fangzheng. At the same time, he shouted, "Gentler, gentler. Master, all my fur is falling off …"
As Fangzheng treated Monkey's wounds, he said, "Monkey, why did you let someone scald you like this?"
Monkey said bitterly, "How could I have expected that female patron to be so fierce? I learned from Master and scalded her hand, making her put it down when it hurt. In the end, she splashed the pot of water on my face when she was in pain … She didn't even give me time to explain. "
A smile flashed in Fangzheng's eyes when he heard that. However, he still said in all seriousness, "Is that so? Then stay here. I'll go out and have a laugh."
With that said, Fangzheng left. Not long later, Fangzheng's maniacal laughter was heard from outside.
Monkey looked up into the sky with a miserable look and grumbled, "What kind of master is this? Boohoo … "
Although he had been tormented badly, Monkey refused to give up. He still wanted to have the thrill of being a master. However, he had learned his lesson. In order to become a master, he no longer swayed around with a half-empty bottle. Instead, he began reading Buddhist scriptures and learning Zen principles.
When the other disciples saw that Monkey had caused trouble without much punishment, all of them were tempted.
When Fangzheng saw this, he originally planned on teaching Monkey a lesson. However, when he saw how Monkey had spurred all the monastery members to study, he decided to temporarily not punish him.
After a few days of peace, the festival in between was also very lively.
Fangzheng sat in One Finger Monastery and looked at the sky. He began feeling bored again.
"Forget it. I'll go out for a walk." With that said, Fangzheng got up and pushed open the Formless Door while no one was around.
Now that One Finger Monastery was getting busier, it was too difficult to bring his disciples down the mountain. Therefore, Fangzheng did not plan on bringing his disciples down the mountain. However, he was also considering this problem. After all, it would be beneficial for his disciples' future development if they entered the mortal world and saw the world.
But for now, he could only leave it at that for now.
In the darkness, Fangzheng seemed to hear someone counting. One, two, three …
Following that, Fangzheng's eyes lit up. Fangzheng appeared in front of a piece of glass. In the glass, a figure was reflected. He was dressed in casual clothes and had short hair. His face was still the same, but Fangzheng knew that this was how he saw himself. When others saw him, they might not necessarily look the same.
Just like the last time he transformed into Chang Feng, his face clearly did not change, but no one pointed it out. Instead, they accepted that the two of them were the same person. Clearly, others saw him with another face.
Fangzheng stuffed his hands into his pockets and smiled. It was a little charming.
"Indeed, I've changed bodies," mumbled Fangzheng. However, Fangzheng did not know whose body he had changed into.
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