Fangzheng suddenly came to a realization. It wasn't that all monks were dressed like that. Someone was cosplaying him!
Fangzheng subconsciously rubbed his bald head and looked at the glass beside him. He grinned and thought to himself, "I never expected This Penniless Monk to become an idol. Hehe …"
He saw a person dressed exactly like Fangzheng slowly walk past the shopping mall in the mirror. That was nothing, but the person had a girlfriend hanging on his arm! Fangzheng subconsciously looked at his arm and immediately felt a blow. He shook his head and quickly left.
Along the way, Fangzheng encountered many young people who looked similar to him. Furthermore, many of them were very handsome. When they were gathered together, Fangzheng felt a little dazzled. At the same time, he also understood why no one recognized him. There were white-robed monks all over the streets. Who knew who he was!?
"That's good. At least I don't have to worry about being harassed," Fangzheng mumbled and no longer paid attention to the matter.
At that moment, Fangzheng saw a person standing outside an ATM at the entrance of a bank. The person was wearing an old green coat. His hat was half-buckled, preventing him from seeing his face. More importantly, the person had inadvertently revealed a short knife in his sleeve!
Fangzheng looked around. This was a side road that deviated from the main road. There were very few people coming and going. But no matter how few there were, there were people passing by. This fellow was a little too bold! However, he had a knife. If he were to use force, something might happen!
Fangzheng pricked up his brows and went over. Standing behind the person, he whispered, "Hey, Brother, what are you doing?"
The person jumped in fright when he heard that. He hurriedly turned his head and saw a bald monk. He frowned and said, "Do I need to report to you what I'm doing? What do you do? "
Fangzheng flipped his hand and a knife appeared. "I plan on robbing the people inside. What about you?"
The person was taken aback as he said unhappily, "Do you have any professional ethics? Look at this! "
The man took out the knife in his sleeve and said, "I'm also a robber. We're in the same line! First come, first served. Go rob somewhere else. "
"That won't do. This Penniless Monk is in urgent need of money. If you want to change, do it yourself, "said Fangzheng.
"Heh!" The man was very angry. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly tilted his ear and listened. He lowered his voice and said, "I'm not going to argue with you. Let's do this together! We'll split the money evenly! What do you think? Don't refuse. Listen to the sound inside. It's the sound of an ATM counting money! There were quite a few of them! There will definitely be a lot of robberies later! "
Fangzheng said, "Alright, let's go together. By the way, why did you rob them? "
"To drink Great Strength. If not to drink Great Strength, who would do such physical labor?" the man said.
Fangzheng asked curiously, "What's Great Strength?"
"Dali, you don't even know? Where are you from? How come even Dali didn't know about it? Dali was a cough suppressant. After drinking it, I feel like I'm walking on air … "the man said.
Fangzheng immediately understood when he heard that it was a cough medicine. Normal cough suppressants were nothing, but some cough suppressants contained codeine and poppy shells. If one drank too much, they would easily become addicted, just like taking drugs. However, it wasn't as harmful as taking drugs, but the more one drank, the more one drank … If one didn't drink, one would experience withdrawal symptoms such as chest tightness, shortness of breath, weakness, photophobia, joint pain, etc. Prolonged consumption would cause one to be in a trance. In the most serious cases, one would experience hallucinations, delusions, and other symptoms of schizophrenia.
The person in front of him had a dazed look in his eyes. Clearly, he had drunk too much and was cut off. His mind wasn't working well. If not, he wouldn't be standing by the ATM in broad daylight. He even made people line up when they said it was a robbery …
Fangzheng shook his head. Such a person was pitiful and hateful …
"Listen, the ATM inside is ringing. Wait here. I'll rob the first wave. Follow behind." After the man said that, he turned around and pulled open the ATM's security door. He roared, "Robbery! Give me all the money you withdrew! "
A somewhat wooden voice sounded. "I deposited money, but I didn't withdraw it. You're late! "
The man roared, "What?! I've been waiting outside all day. You … You deposited money?! "
The wooden man said, "Yes …"
The man said, "Take it out for me! Hurry up! "
The wooden man said, "Why?"
The man said, "Why? I'm holding a knife, and you ask me why? Quickly give me the money! "
The wooden man said, "I don't have money!"
The man said, "You don't have money? Then give me a cigarette. I've been waiting all day, but I haven't even had a cigarette. "
The wooden man said straightforwardly, "No."
"Do you believe that I'll use a knife … Hey, where's my knife?" Only then did the man realize that the knife he had been holding was gone.
Fangzheng looked at the knife in his hand and casually rolled it into a metal ball before throwing it into the trash can.
Following that, he heard the sounds of fighting coming from inside. At the same time, the passersby also heard the quarrel inside. They opened the door and pulled the two people fighting out, pressing the man to the ground.
The wooden man also turned spirited as he roared, "Do you surrender?!"
"F * * k, I'm the one lying on the ground, alright? You aren't helping me up, but you want me to help you up? Are you dumb? "the man shouted.
The wooden man wore a blank look. F * * k, what kind of brain circuit was this!?
The passerby shouted, "Don't move!"
The man was indignant as well. "Why shouldn't I move? The one who doesn't move is a tortoise. I have to move! "
"I'm a policeman!" The passerby revealed his identity.
"You are a policeman? So what if you are a policeman? I'm just snatching some money to buy Dali. How is that your business? "the man yelled.
The policeman was also dumbfounded. What the hell had he encountered when he came out?
Fangzheng watched, listened, and was amused.
At that moment, the man saw Fangzheng and immediately shouted, "Hey! Big Brother, I'm done snatching! It's your turn. Go on! "
Fangzheng's smile immediately froze. The man's shout attracted everyone's gaze as it landed on him.
Fangzheng hurriedly pressed his palms together. "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk was just joking with this patron."
"What kind of joke is that? He still has a knife! "the man shouted.
The policeman immediately turned nervous when he heard that. He got the wooden man to hold the man down as he got up and walked towards Fangzheng. "Don't move!"
Fangzheng was instantly rendered speechless. Indeed, he would be implicated if he watched the fire from the other side! If he had known, he wouldn't have watched the show …
The policeman brought Fangzheng to the side. When he looked back and saw that no one had followed him, his stern face immediately turned into a smile. He took out a small notebook and a pen and said, "Abbot Fangzheng, can I have your autograph?"
Fangzheng was taken aback. "Autograph? You know me? "
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