"What's wrong with these bastards? Can't they let me sleep?! "Chen Jin lifted his blanket and suddenly sat up. His eyes were red as he yelled! It wasn't easy for him to fall asleep. He had planned on going back to sleep, but he ended up in a state of chaos with children crying and adults laughing. How was he to sleep?
Chen Jin wiped his side. It was empty! He saw that his wife was no longer around! He could vaguely hear his wife talking to someone outside.
"Why is she joining in the buzz so early in the morning?" Chen Jin grumbled unhappily.
When Chen Jin heard the excited cries outside, he could not hold back his curiosity. He put on his shoes and went out to take a look.
The courtyards in northeastern villages were very spacious. The walls were typically not high, about a meter or so. Therefore, Chen Jin could see the situation outside from the courtyard. He saw a group of people beaming as though they had won the lottery.
"Chen Jin, you suffered a great loss for not coming up the mountain yesterday! Haha! "a woman said with a laugh.
"Isn't it just eating two mouthfuls of Laba Congee? So what if it's delicious? What's so great about having a nice mouth and a stinky butt!? "When Chen Jin said that, he felt a little sour. One person said that the Laba Congee on the mountain was delicious, and two people said the same. He was no longer as determined. However, when everyone said that the Laba Congee was delicious, he was completely convinced. It was just that a dead duck was the hardest to swallow. He could not bring himself to admit it.
"Hehe, it's really not as simple as having a nice mouth and a stinky butt. I'm telling you, my leg is cured! "the woman kicked her legs in excitement as she exclaimed.
"Bullsh * t. How can eating congee treat an illness?" Chen Jin refused to believe it. When he left the courtyard, he saw Tan Yong and company come over.
The moment they met, Tan Yong asked, "Does anyone feel anything special?"
"Yes, my leg is cured!"
"My shoulder doesn't hurt anymore!"
"My lungs feel more comfortable. I don't cough anymore."
"My back doesn't hurt anymore. My legs aren't sore anymore. I even have the strength to carry my grandson," a granny with white hair said with a laugh.
Everyone laughed as well. At that moment, Dog Song came over as well. He shouted from afar, "Hehe, I thought I was the only one who benefited. So everyone benefited as well. Tsk tsk. How magical. This Laba Congee is delicious. Haha. Tan Yong, what about you? How about you? "
Tan Yong blushed and said, "That, there are also benefits, but don't ask about it."
"Don't tell me it's that problem?" Dog Song looked at Tan Yong with a knowing look.
Tan Yong was furious. "What? My hemorrhoids are gone, okay? Really, nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. Don't tell me you guys don't feel it? "
"Hehe … That's true. Mine is healed too …" Dog Song chuckled.
The others also laughed. Obviously, everyone had been cured.
Upon seeing this scene, Chen Jin suddenly realized that he seemed to have missed something.
At this moment, Tan Juguo and Wang Yougui arrived.
Chen Jin immediately shouted, "Village Chief, Secretary, you are finally here. These fellows are disgusting me so early in the morning! What do you mean by treating me with porridge? All of you are clearly trying to trick me! You have to be the judge of this matter. "
Wang Yougui laughed out loud and said, "Chen Jin, it's really hard to say. Perhaps it's the effects of the Laba Congee, or perhaps it's not. Regardless, everyone's ailments and ailments are indeed cured. Those who are ill can be treated, and those who aren't ill can exercise. Look at Uncle Tan. He's walking faster than me. "
Tan Juguo said with a smile, "Chen Jin, I told you long ago to follow us up the mountain, but you didn't listen. Sigh, you missed it. "
Chen Jin did not believe the words of others, but he believed Tan Juguo. Tan Juguo had never lied his entire life! Upon thinking of this, Chen Jin was dumbfounded. A bowl of Laba Congee had such effects? How … was this possible?
Before Chen Jin could react, his wife, Su Hong, turned anxious. She slapped Chen Jin in the head and said, "You! You are possessed. I told you to go up the mountain, but you refused. You also wouldn't let me go up the mountain. You … I'm not talking about you! "
With that said, Su Hong left.
Chen Jin hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?"
"Up the mountain! I want to see if Fangzheng has any more Laba Congee. No, I have to have a mouthful! Otherwise, I won't be able to accept it! "As Su Hong spoke, she sped up.
When Chen Jin saw this, he shouted angrily, "Come back! Why are you going? You didn't go yesterday, so how do you still have the face to go today? "
"Chen Jin, you are just suffering because you want to save face. However, there's really no chance of you going up the mountain today. Fangzheng said that the Laba Congee will only be provided for one day. It won't be provided the next day. That punk didn't learn much of the Buddhist Dharma, but he learned about eighty percent of Zen Master One Finger's stubborn temper. If he says he won't give it, he won't give it. Rules are rules. It's useless even if you go up, "said Wang Yougui.
Chen Jin said with a wry smile, "I know. However, I have to get Su Hong back, right?"
With that said, Chen Jin chased after her.
At that moment, Fangzheng had cleaned the monastery and was loitering around the mountaintop. It was time for him to consider the monastery's plans. Although Mt. One Finger was steep, the mountaintop was quite spacious. Fangzheng did not know how big it was. However, it was really huge! The first half of Mt. One Finger was flat ground. There were only grass, trees, and the monastery.
Further back was a protruding mountain peak that resembled a human fingernail. The trees were tall and dense, and the pine trees were straight like spears. Now that it was snowing, it was snowy white. However, the forest was pitch-black. Other than picking up firewood, Fangzheng usually did not go there.
As he looked at the area, Fangzheng stroked his chin and said, "I wonder how big Baiyun Monastery is. It shouldn't be a problem to build a huge monastery on this mountaintop, right? Yes, I'm just short of money. As long as I have enough money, I can endure hardships. Nothing is a problem. I have quite a bit of money on me, but it's not enough to spend. "
Fangzheng shook his head and circled around the area with Lone Wolf and Squirrel before returning to the monastery.
He saw people waiting at the entrance. When he walked in, Fangzheng smiled. "Amitabha. Patrons, why are you sitting at the entrance? You can just burn some incense and head to the temple hall. "
"Fangzheng, you are finally back. Let me ask you, is there any more congee?" Su Hong immediately turned spirited when she saw Fangzheng. She ignored Chen Jin's tugging and hurriedly asked.
Fangzheng was taken aback as he looked at Su Hong and then at the blushing Chen Jin who had his head lowered in silence. He said with a wry smile, "Patrons, This Penniless Monk's Laba Congee was distributed yesterday."
"There's none left?" Su Hong refused to give up.
Fangzheng smiled bitterly inwardly. There was? He wanted to have some, but the problem was that the System did not leave him a single grain of rice! Therefore Fangzheng said, "There's really none left. If the two of you wish to drink it, you will have to wait until next year. Why didn't the two of you come yesterday? "
Just as Su Hong was about to say something, Chen Jin got up and pulled her back. "Let's go! Let's go! Why are you still shamelessly asking for it when they aren't giving it to you? How embarrassing! Let's go! "
PS: When it goes on sale on May 1st, I'll try to summon a divine dragon for everyone to enjoy!
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
