Ong nodded his head and the two of them stopped talking. Evidently, they were adjusting their condition.
Xiaoxun shot a glance at Fangzheng and was at a loss for words. She went to adjust her state of mind.
Meanwhile, Salted Fish said to Fangzheng, "Reverend, there's no need to search. I've found it."
"So fast? Quickly open it and see if there's any cake inside! "
"There's no need to look. There's no more cake inside," Salted Fish said bitterly as he looked at the cake base that had been licked faster than if it had been washed. He was puzzled. Fangzheng didn't have X-ray vision, so why did Fangzheng know his every move? To use such a method to test him, it was really … too much!
"Where's the cake?" Fangzheng was dumbfounded. Was Ong lying? Or could it be that his luggage wasn't in the same cabin as Salted Fish's?
Salted Fish was very bashful as he said in embarrassment, "Reverend, this is what I want to repent for. I ate that cake."
Fangzheng turned anxious when he heard that! Fortunately, he had no hair. Otherwise, his hair would be standing on end! Fangzheng hurriedly asked, "You ate it?"
"That's right … The taste is alright. It's just that the two drinks don't taste great. They're tasteless, like water. There seems to be something foreign on the surface … It's not easy to digest," Salted Fish grumbled.
Fangzheng immediately wore an odd look when he heard that!
From what the person said, the liquid bomb would explode when two liquids met. Furthermore, from the looks of it, Salted Fish had drunk both tubes. The two liquids didn't seem to explode in his body! Could it be that Salted Fish drank it the wrong way? Or could it be that when he ate it, the two liquids had not completely liquefied? There was so much cream in her stomach. Was it separated?
With this in mind, Fangzheng rubbed his glabella. The situation was a little complicated. Without dissecting Salted Fish, there was no way of knowing what was going on in his stomach. But what was truly complicated was that the darn salted fish seemed to have even eaten the bomb! Fangzheng wasn't sure what would happen if the bomb exploded in his stomach …
Hence, Fangzheng asked Salted Fish, "Salted Fish, what do you think would happen if a bomb were to explode in your stomach?"
Salted Fish was stunned. "What bomb? Nuclear bomb? "
"He's not that strong," said Fangzheng.
Salted Fish thought nothing of it and said, "It's fine even if it is. Such low-grade energy is useless to me. By the way, Master, why are you asking about this? "
Fangzheng was immediately relieved when he heard that. He smiled and said, "That's good. If your stomach doesn't feel well, just fart a few more times."
Salted Fish felt that something was amiss when he heard that. He kept asking, but Fangzheng was ignoring him.
On the other side, the captain asked the hijacker, "I've already pulled it up. Is that okay?"
"Higher! Higher! "the robber shouted.
Everyone in the plane looked at this scene nervously. They had a hunch that this might be the last time they took a plane in their lives! Their only hope was for a miracle to happen!
Right at this moment, a loud shout resounded, "What are you talking about? Land! "
When everyone heard that, their hearts trembled. There was no need to look. Just from the voice, they knew it was that retarded monk again!
Everyone looked over and cursed in their hearts. F * ck, can you shut up? Do you think we're not dying fast enough? Even if there was hope, it would be ruined by you!
Indeed, Fangzheng's shout infuriated the robber. "If you dare speak any more nonsense, I'll blast you to death!"
Just as Fangzheng was about to say something, he heard the people around him shout in unison. "Sit down!"
Fangzheng was stunned to hear the words that were at the tip of his tongue. Only when he surveyed his surroundings did Fangzheng realize that Xiaoxun, her grandfather, and Ong, who had been puzzling him, had all moved away. Only the granny by the window smiled at him. "Master Fangzheng, I believe you. Amitabha. "
Fangzheng immediately felt his heart warm as he returned the bow. "Amitabha."
Following that, Fangzheng puffed up his chest and ignored the puzzled, angry, and horrified gazes around him. He walked straight up the aisle and faced the robber.
At that instant, Fangzheng felt like he had returned to his childhood. He vaguely saw a familiar figure as a scene flashed across his mind.
"Master, look at that fish. It's so silly! It's swimming against the water. "The young Fangzheng pointed at a fish in the water and smiled.
Standing by the side, Zen Master One Finger, who was dressed in a tattered monk robe, rubbed Fangzheng's head. "Do you think it's silly?"
Fangzheng nodded. "That's right. How silly is it?"
"Heh heh, then let's follow it and see how silly it is." Zen Master One Finger laughed as well.
Fangzheng was overjoyed when he heard that Zen Master One Finger wanted to watch the fish with him! He immediately clapped and cheered.
This was a very tiny stream, and the fish wasn't considered big. Fangzheng didn't know its name, but he knew that the fish was at most that big. Monks didn't kill, so he didn't try to catch the fish. All he did was watch from the stream.
The stream was very steep, so even a fish would find it difficult to swim against the current. However, the fish persisted in its efforts.
Fangzheng and Zen Master One Finger patiently followed it. Finally, half a day later, the fish came to a relatively flat area. It found a spot with a lot of grass and squeezed its way in.
Fangzheng was puzzled. "It came all this way and went through so much effort just to find a bunch of grass? Isn't that too silly? "
Zen Master One Finger shook his head and didn't say a word.
Before long, the fish came out, but it swam even slower.
"Master, what's wrong with it?" Fangzheng seemed to notice something.
"Oh, it's her. Her life has come to an end." Zen Master One Finger pressed his palms together and began chanting the scriptures.
Fangzheng didn't understand what Zen Master One Finger meant, but he followed suit. However, he didn't close his eyes. Instead, he watched from the side. Indeed, it didn't take long for the fish to die. Fangzheng felt as though something was tugging at his heart. He felt terrible as he rubbed his sore nose and said to Zen Master One Finger, "Master, why did it do this? It died after going through so much trouble to swim up … Isn't that too silly? "
Zen Master One Finger didn't say a word. Instead, he led Fangzheng to the pile of weeds and gently pushed them aside for Fangzheng to take a look.
Fangzheng looked down and saw many transparent fish eggs in the weeds. Immediately, he was enlightened as he exclaimed, "She's laying eggs!"
Zen Master One Finger nodded and said, "The water beneath the stream is turbulent and there are all sorts of predators. It's not easy for her to lay eggs. Therefore, she wanted to swim against the current. Even though everyone cursed her for being a fool, she still set her goal and forged ahead. Finally, she came here. There are no predators here, and there's no turbulent stream. There's also a natural spawning bed. Fangzheng, most of the time, not what everyone thinks is right. To swim with the current, you just need to go with the flow. To swim against the current, you need great courage and a firm will! At the same time, she doesn't need too many useless reasons. One is enough! Do you still think she's a fool now? "
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