When Fangzheng heard that, he rubbed his nose and looked at the righteous Salted Fish. He suddenly realized that he had forgotten about this matter! How could he gamble without money?
However, Fangzheng wasn't in a rush to say anything. Instead, he asked seriously, "You didn't bet? Then tell This Penniless Monk, what's the meaning of the Macau casino going online? "
"What Macau casino is online?" Salted Fish asked with a dumbfounded look. From his expression, he didn't look like he was lying. However, Fangzheng knew very well that the old salted fish that had lived for eons might not be skilled in other things, but his acting skills were absolutely superb. Therefore, he didn't believe him at all!
Fangzheng narrowed his eyes. "You really don't wish to say, right?"
"Wait! What did you say? The Macau casino is online? "Salted Fish suddenly thought of something.
Fangzheng nodded. "You remember?"
Salted Fish nodded slightly before sitting on the ground with a heavy expression. He used his fin to support his chin and said, "Reverend, you might not believe me even if I told you. I really didn't gamble. The voice you mentioned was me doing scientific research. "
"Scientific research? What scientific research? You're still doing scientific research? Aren't you a monster? Your existence itself isn't scientific, alright? "Fangzheng was rendered speechless.
However, Salted Fish said disapprovingly, "Reverend, you're wrong about that. My existence is unscientific in your world. But in my world, it's science! All living things in the world can become demons, buddhas, gods, immortals … "
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Let's get down to business. What's going on with your casino in Macau? If you're talking about scientific research, This Penniless Monk can only train. " Fangzheng didn't wish to listen to Salted Fish's nonsense. This fellow had lived for tens of millions of years, and if he really wanted to spout nonsense, with all his years of experience, even if he couldn't go on for tens of millions of years, it wouldn't be a problem to go on for a few days and nights.
Salted Fish spread out his fins and said, "Alright, I admit that I've seen that thing before. But I'm really studying biology. This will help me understand humans better. "
"Cut the crap! Without any evidence, This Penniless Monk will not believe anything you say. "Fangzheng pondered over it. If this fellow continued speaking nonsense, he was prepared to open his Dharma Eye. He couldn't be bothered to waste time with this gangster fish …
Salted Fish hurriedly shouted. "Alright, I'll get the evidence! Grandmaster, wait for me. "
With that said, Salted Fish flicked his tail and darted into the snow pile as though he was swimming in water. With a whoosh, he darted out, stirring up a wave of snow.
Fangzheng wasn't in a rush to rush him. He wanted to see what Salted Fish could bring back!
Fangzheng waited for a while before Salted Fish rushed back and shouted. "Reverend, are you talking about this? Look, I'm really not betting. I'm really doing scientific research! "
As he spoke, Salted Fish threw the phone over.
Fangzheng caught it and heard the phone say, "The Macau casino is online … The sexy croupier is handing out cards online."
Fangzheng realized that it was identical to what Lone Wolf had said! He thought to himself, This gangster fish has finally come to his senses and knows to be honest! Not bad, this is progress! "
Fangzheng picked up his cell phone in delight. He also wanted to see how online gambling worked! You can gamble even when you have no money? That shouldn't be considered gambling, right? Also, what kind of scientific research was this salted fish doing?
On careful look, Fangzheng was dumbfounded. It wasn't a webpage but a video! The name of the video was written in English with a small horizontal bar. There were also a few numbers behind it!
Fangzheng couldn't figure out what the name was no matter how he looked at it. He thought to himself, "Which idiot came up with this name? I can't understand it at all! Did this fellow never attend primary school language classes? He doesn't even know how to give names!
Could it be that Salted Fish isn't gambling, but is watching videos to learn how to gamble? Researching gambling? Yes, if that's the case, it does match what he said … No matter what, gambling isn't good, and neither is research! "
After Fangzheng thought of everything, he couldn't be bothered to look at the opening that was filled with nonsense. He quickly fast-forwarded!
The next moment, Fangzheng was taken aback. He saw a man and a woman appear in the video. The man didn't look like a good person, but the woman was rather beautiful. Fangzheng was puzzled. Was this the sexy croupier? But from the looks of it, it didn't look like gambling. There wasn't enough manpower … Could it be that the others weren't here yet?
With this in mind, Fangzheng pulled a huge progress bar and went straight to the middle!
The next moment, Fangzheng heard gasps and shouts that he had never heard before.
Following that, an angry roar came from Mt. One Finger. "Salted Fish!"
"Reverend, I'm innocent! I'm really doing scientific research! "Salted Fish cried out aggrievedly.
"Scientific research? This Penniless Monk also wants to do scientific research today. Dissect Salted Fish! "Fangzheng shouted angrily.
The next moment, a salted fish was sent flying into the air like a cannonball!
…
An hour later, Salted Fish walked back with the composed Fangzheng with a bitter look on his face. Fangzheng whispered. "You know the consequences if others learn of today's matter."
"Dissecting salted fish, stewing salted fish … Don't worry, Reverend. I definitely won't tell anyone. By the way, Reverend, can I continue my research in the future? Of course, you can supervise me on the spot. I guarantee that it's only research. After all, we are of different species … "Salted Fish enticed Fangzheng confidently.
Fangzheng was truly tempted. He had never seen such an exciting thing in his life, but on second thought, what was the point of watching something exciting? Apart from setting up a tent and torturing himself, there was no benefit!
Before renouncing asceticism, all his fantasies were pointless. He might as well be down-to-earth and honestly accumulate merit to renounce asceticism.
With this in mind, Fangzheng's interest waned as he said in all seriousness, "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk is a monk. How can I watch such things? Even if I enter hell and experience the bustle of the mortal world, there has to be a limit. In the future, you are not to conduct any more research. Otherwise, you won't be able to eat for a month. "
As a wily old fox, Salted Fish could tell what was on Fangzheng's mind at a glance. He thought, "This darn baldy sure is ruthless. He clearly doesn't want others to eat it even if he can't!"
However, Salted Fish was only curious. Just as he said, they were of different species, so there wasn't much interest in them. It was just like a human watching a dog mating. What kind of reaction would they have? At most, they would take a curious look.
Upon seeing Fangzheng return with Salted Fish, the few creatures in One Finger Monastery ran out and looked curiously at Fangzheng and Salted Fish. It was as though they were trying to figure out something from the man and fish.
Unfortunately, the man and fish were tight-lipped. They were also experts at acting, so the few creatures naturally couldn't tell anything.
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