I Am a Female Hooligan
A cry for help sounded.
"Girl?"
This was Long Fei's first reaction.
The second reaction was.
"Retreat!"
Furthermore, he didn't have the leisure to care about other people's business. Even his scalp was numb, and he didn't know how to get out of this forest.
However …
Before he could react, a carriage rushed down the hill.
"Get out of the way!"
"Get out of the way, get out of the way."
There was a coachman sitting in the carriage. The coachman was a woman. Seeing that Long Fei was standing there in a daze, she shouted, "I told you to get out of the way."
"There will be a way out of the mountain …"
"Damn, there's a car even though there's no road."
Long Fei sighed. His reaction wasn't slow. Seeing the carriage rush down, he immediately ran. He ran in an S-shaped route, which was safer.
But!
Wherever Long Fei ran, the carriage would rush in that direction.
It was as if he was following them.
The coachman shouted, "Are you stupid? I told you to get out of the way, are you deaf? "
Long Fei: …
"Damn you!"
Long Fei cursed in his heart, "I am stupid? I think you're the stupid one. "
Immediately.
Long Fei said: "Since you're following me, then I'll run up the tree, right?"
With a push of his feet, he stepped on a tree branch and leaped up. Standing on the tree trunk, he said: "It should be safe now, right?"
However …
He hadn't finished speaking.
The wheels of the carriage crashed into a boulder, and the horse suddenly came to a screeching halt. The carriage behind the horse flipped over in the air and flew out.
The coachman and an unconscious woman in the carriage flew out.
Like a cannonball being fired, it locked onto Long Fei and shot towards him.
Long Fei's eyes darkened, "F * ck, who the f * ck did I offend?"
"Whoosh, whoosh …"
Two sounds directly collided with his body. "Ah …"
"Ah …"
The coachwoman shouted, hugged Xiang Longfei's waist, and pulled him …
Long Fei exerted strength in his legs and steadied his horse stance as he hugged the unconscious woman. As soon as he hugged her, a strange fragrance from the woman's body wafted into his nose. It was a very unique fragrance.
At this moment.
Because the cart driver's momentum was too great, she was a little unable to grasp it. With a 'chi la' sound, she directly pulled down Long Fei's pants. She raised her eyes slightly, and her face immediately turned red as she said: "Damn hooligan!"
"F * ck!"
"You're the hooligan. The first time we met, you took off my pants. I've never seen a female hooligan like you. Don't you have any shame?" Long Fei also scolded, "Fortunately, I wore underwear. If I didn't wear underwear, wouldn't I be seen naked? That would be too much of a loss. "
The horsewoman's cheeks flushed red as she said, "You're the shameless one, you're the stinking hooligan, you …"
At this moment.
Long Fei shouted, "If you say one more word, believe it or not, I'll take off my underwear. Today, I'll be a hooligan for once."
"You …"
The horsewoman gritted her teeth in anger and did not dare to look up at this shameless person. She was afraid that Long Fei would take off his last pair of pants.
Seeing that she was afraid, Long Fei teased her again, and said: "Aiya, I suddenly want to pee, I can't help it, what should I do, I'll just pee on the tree."
The horsewoman was furious, her head was smoking, she wanted nothing more than to tear Long Fei into pieces, and said solemnly: "Damn hooligan, you dare!"
Long Fei said: "Why wouldn't I dare? You control the heavens and the earth, and you can even control my pee. Don't worry, as long as you don't move, I won't pee on you."
"However."
"You can't peek. If you get a needle eye, it won't look good."
The horsewoman was so angry that she said, "If you pee, I'll cut it off. If you have the guts, then pee."
"F * ck!"
"You still dare to threaten me?"
Long Fei was immediately enraged, and was about to take off his pants.
When the horsewoman heard the rustling sound above her head, she panicked and immediately said: "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?"
"Now you know how to apologize?"
"Brother, let me tell you, it's too late!" Long Fei did not buy it at all. Another series of rustling sounds of pants being taken off rang out, followed by a 'shh shh shh' sound coming from his mouth.
The horsewoman's face turned ashen as she said, "What do you want?"
Long Fei said: "How is it? It's very simple, say 'I'm a female hooligan' loudly three times, and I'll let you go. "
"You!"
"You're the hooligan." The horsewoman said fiercely.
Long Fei shouted: "Are you going to say it or not?"
The horsewoman could not change Long Fei's mind at all, and thought to herself: "I'll promise you first, when I come down, I'll take care of you properly, and beat up your second brother. Let's see if you can still be so arrogant."
Finished.
The horsewoman said, "I'm a female hooligan, I'm a female hooligan, I'm a female hooligan …"
Long Fei said: "Did you lose to a mosquito? Even a mosquito's voice is louder than yours. "
"You … Don't push your luck." The horsewoman became even angrier.
Long Fei said: "I'm good, so I'll take an inch and take a foot, what's wrong? If you have the guts, come and bite me. If you dare to make such a small sound again, I'll pee on top of your head. "
If he had spoken properly, none of this would have happened.
Why did he have to take off his pants and call him a hooligan?
Was there still any law?
Today, he had to teach this female hooligan a lesson.
"Ahh …"
The horsewoman was about to go crazy, and said crazily: "I'm a female hooligan, I'm a female hooligan, I'm a female hooligan … Is that enough?"
His voice was very loud.
At this moment.
Long Fei suddenly shouted loudly: "Someone come quickly, there's a woman here acting like a hooligan, acting like a hooligan, this young master's pants have been taken off, everyone come and take a look."
The horsewoman suddenly wanted to die.
Completely toyed with by Long Fei, she cursed Long Fei ten thousand times in her heart, and said: "You despicable and shameless person, today I must dismember your body into ten thousand pieces."
Long Fei was not afraid in the slightest, and said: "Come, come, don't talk about dismembering my body into ten thousand pieces, if you have the guts, look up, this young master's pants have already been taken off."
"Ahh …"
The horsewoman shook her head, not wanting to listen. She never thought that there would be such a wretched and shameless person in this world, to actually threaten her by taking off her pants.
The anger in her heart could roast Xiang Longfei to death.
She was so angry that her entire body was trembling.
"What the hell do you want?"
"Are you also an assassin sent by the Mu Family?" The horsewoman's eyes turned sinister as she looked down at the ground. Just as she was about to jump down with clenched teeth.
A sound came from the forest.
"It's in this area."
"I heard their voices just now."
"Search carefully, you must kill her today, you must not let her return to the Yao Family, understand?"
"Yes sir!"
A dozen or so men in black robes came down from the hillside to search.
The horsewoman immediately gave up on jumping down, her mind tensed up, and said: "Don't speak!"
Long Fei became proud, and said: "You told me not to speak, so I won't speak? Who do you think you are, I just want to speak. "
The horsewoman was so anxious that her head was sweating, and said: "What exactly do you want?"
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