"I am really a fool, really." Wearing the black cloak that I borrowed from the kind-hearted merchant, I wrapped myself up tightly and carefully traversed the streets of Sulfur Mountain City.
"I know that the System has never been kind, so most of the things it recommends are problematic and I definitely can't choose them. What I didn't know is that even if there are no problems with the System, there will be problems with it! Look, the average of the two bloodlines is higher than the current one. This clearly shows that there is a problem with this body. Also, that darned charm, do you think that the System will be kind enough to let me be popular with pretty girls? This is obviously a trap, why did I jump into it back then? I am really a fool, really. "
The little bat beside me glared at me fiercely.
"Enough! You have nagged me for a hundred times. Did your IQ drop after changing your body? "
"No, it's just that seeing you in a worse state made my mood a little better, so I wanted to nag a little more."
【Magic Pet: Harloys (Matrix of Greed), Race: Unable to be classified, Strength: 12, Agility: 10, Stamina: 30, Intelligence: 28, Will: 25, Charm: Uncertain, Job: LV1 Mage, Overall Evaluation: Trash even more trash than you. Race Ability: Transformation (Iron), System Evaluation: This is your Magic Pet, but she is constantly thinking about how to get rid of you within the limits of the contract. Take care of her, or wait for her to defeat you. System Notification: Pfft, I intentionally left the previous evaluation. Now, you don't have to worry about her rebelling. The great Queen of Banshees can only transform between a bat and a kitten. Her strongest offensive ability is probably cat pounce and cat lick. Well done, to think that there is someone in a worse state than you.】
When I temporarily died, Harloys, who was almost destroyed, was kept into the System. Now that I have revived, she has started to move again. However, I am still a living person when I drop to LV1, but she can no longer maintain her human form when she drops to LV1.
"… Are you sure that if I remove your cloth and scream that someone is running around naked here, what will happen?"
Gritting her teeth, the little bat uttered the scariest threat she could think of, but I laughed.
"Go ahead, running around naked here is a common occurrence, no one will mind. Running around naked isn't news, it is news when no one runs around naked every few days. "
"Heh, do you think I am a fool? How can there be such a scary place …"
"Catch that naked bull!! That's right, the one nicknamed the Naked King. Don't let him escape. He had only been quiet for a few days, and that damned Wild Bull Alliance and Gentlemen Alliance were actually active again. This time, we'll lock them up for a month. "
Before Harloys could finish her words, her jaw dropped in shock. While I was still in a daze, a naked Tauren and a group of naked men dashed past. Immediately, a group of Dark Elf Knight chased after them.
"The Supreme Judge with the honorary title of Naked King?"
Inexplicably, my heart ached. My worry for the legal system mixed with the shame of my family's misfortune. I felt an urge to clean up my family and silence them. However, it was obvious that if I drew my sword in anger, I wouldn't be cleaning up my family. I would be sending myself to my death.
"Let's go. I have plenty of toys in my lab that use illusion to change one's appearance. Looking at my current state, I can't do anything. "
While searching for a way to deal with that fellow in my mind, I carefully wrapped my cloak around myself. From a certain perspective, this city is the safest in the entire Underground City, but from another perspective, it is also the most dangerous. Especially since my current state isn't good.
While avoiding sight, I carefully pulled my Magic Pet Bat along as I walked quickly. However, Harloys was staring dumbfounded at the other side. A few Holy Knight and a few Death Knight were chatting happily.
This is definitely a situation that can't be seen anywhere else. It is the symbol of the harmonious coexistence of Order and Chaos. Just as I was about to boast a little, they started fighting in the next moment. While fighting, they scolded and argued fiercely. Their attacks were vicious.
"That's more like it."
Harloys nodded her head in satisfaction. However, at this moment, a scolding sound traveled over, leaving Harloys dumbfounded.
"You bastard, you don't know what to say. Did you agree to the Banshee Fellowship? Why are there only a few female Undead? Look at their faces, they are covered in maggots. Can they even look? "
"Tsk, ignorant brat. That is the fashion of our Undead District! Also, are you decent? Did you agree to the beautiful Clerics? Why are there only a few cafeteria aunties! Do you think we are fools! "
There were already spectators cheering on the side. The argument between the two sides got fiercer and fiercer as they fought. However, the Death Knight didn't use his Rune Sword and the Holy Knight Gate didn't use Holy Light. Instead, they started punching and kicking like hoodlums.
"You want to meet the Banshees and Medusas of our District? Don't talk about the door, there isn't even a window. We can't even get them ourselves, so why should we introduce them to you? "
"Hmph, let me tell you the truth. We have to fight physically just to talk to the female Clerics. Resources are so scarce, so why should we introduce them to you? "
Alright, amidst the booing from the spectators, the matter was already clear. The reason why both sides organized the fellowship was to gain something from the other party's female resources. In the end, both sides bumped into each other and realized the other party's intentions.
"The fellowship between the Undead and the Holy Knight? Is this world crazy or am I crazy? "Harloys was dumbfounded.
Should I be thankful that I have a body? Looking at this bunch of buffoons, I clutched my stomach. That should be my stomach, right? This was the first time I felt what a stomach ache and neuralgia was.
"Someone go and contact the Town Security …"
"Don't move, who is creating chaos? Haha, it's you bunch of grandsons again. Last time, during the Tripartite Gathering, you guys were really amazing. You actually dared to bring a Half-Goat and a Half-Horse. If it wasn't for the fact that we were quick-witted and called the legendary Beifeng over to scare away those hungry beauties, we would have already fallen into your hands. This time, we will settle our old and new grudges together. Eat my Condemnation Strike! "
Alright, there was no need to call the Town Security anymore. This new graduate from Nanxiang has already arrived. However, from the information he revealed, should I be impressed by their friendship? Somehow, my stomach hurts even more.
"Ouch!"
All of a sudden, someone knocked me into the air.
"Sorry, sorry, Momo is chasing after those bastards."
It turns out that when a Dark Elf Town Security was chasing after them, he accidentally knocked into my body.
My cloak was knocked away and light shone into my eyes, blinding my eyes. However, looking at the shocked Momo, I immediately came to my senses.
I hurriedly used the cloak to cover my body. The System wouldn't be so kind as to give you a set of clothes. Just like what Harloys said, my new body was almost naked and I wasn't wearing anything under the cloak.
"That, I have nothing to do with those fellows from the Wild Bull Alliance. I am a newbie who came here to learn the Power of Law. It is just that I was robbed and my clothes were stolen."
I tried my best to recall the second smile of the Holy Knight — — The smile of righteousness when I didn't do anything wrong. At the same time, I tried my best to distance myself from those perverts. I don't want to be locked up in the juvenile detention center for no reason.
"I am already penniless, so I came to rely on the Lich uncle named Roland. This is Ah Mio, my best friend."
Then, I raised Harloys in front of the Dark Elf. At this moment, under my command, she had already turned into a cute black kitten.
Under my command through the Magic Pet Contract, even though the dignified Queen of Banshees was so angry that her eyes were about to spit fire, she could only obediently Mio Mio and act cute.
"Mio!!!"
"Hehe, girls usually have no resistance towards cute things. Seeing that I am not a threat, she will definitely let me go after a quick check."
But very quickly, I realized that my actions were unnecessary. The female Dark Elf Town Security ignored the Queen of Banshees who was meowing and only stared at me without saying a word.
Then …
My saliva dripped down without a care for my image …
"I am rich! A top-grade shota!! Naked!!! Can Momo eat me?! "
Immediately, anger flared up and I roared furiously.
"You are the shota, your whole family are shotas."
Alright, this time I admit that I was scammed by the System. What training from a young age is beneficial for controlling one's body, what soul and physical body are the most closely linked, no matter how many excuses I used to comfort myself, it can't hide the fact that I was scammed.
A 14-year-old physical body is indeed the expected age of my physical body and it is also the true form of my soul, suitable for the fusion of soul and physical body, but …
"How would I know that ancient humans lived for more than 200 years. To them, a 14-year-old is still a child!"
Yes, the average lifespan of the first generation humans is at least twice that of the current humans. This 14-year-old physical body of mine looks at most 10 years old.
I should have thought of it long ago. Compared to the other two physical bodies, the basic attributes of this physical body are slightly lower due to my young age and the high Charm value is purely due to the fact that children are usually cute.
Yes, cute, the kind of cute that doesn't care about handsomeness.
His golden hair exudes the radiance of the sun and his cheeks are rosy, just like a freshly washed red apple, tempting one to take a bite. His white skin is moist and it is obvious that he hasn't been exposed to the sun before. On his small face, there is a sunny smile that he is used to, making one feel his cheerful and lively personality.
Turning back to a young age isn't scary. What is scary is that when I used the Dark River to look at myself in the mirror, I felt like an oversized doll, very cute.
19 Charm, if it were an adult, it would be such a charming existence. Using it to pick up girls is practically invincible. But on a child, what is the use of being cute!
This isn't the most sinister part of the System …
A young outer appearance isn't a big deal to a Mage. There are all kinds of secret potions and tools to fool one's age. Old Demonesses and Old Monsters that pretend to be young can be seen everywhere. As long as I return to the laboratory and take out my collection, disguising as an adult isn't a problem at all.
But the biggest problem now — — Even though I have a little partner, as it hasn't matured yet, it is equivalent to not having one! This is the core of the problem!
I knew that the System didn't have good intentions. It wasn't easy for me to get rid of the body of a Lich that doesn't have any physical desires, but it gave me a physical body that hasn't matured yet, one that doesn't have any physical desires.
My current goal is to hurry back to the Underground Book Vault to check on when the first generation humans reach puberty and when they can get married … Alright, I know that there isn't a book that would be so boring as to record all these, but thinking about it isn't wrong.
At this moment, looking at the drooling and love-struck Dark Elf, this time, it seems like a disaster is about to befall me.
"Little cutie … No, little friend, how about going to see goldfish with me? There are many cute little animals at my house. "
"Goldfish? There are goldfish in the Underground World? Do you think that I am a fool? "
Currently, I am only LV1, so it is impossible for me to defeat this weakest Silver-rank Town Security Knight.
"Right, little friend, I still have lollipops here."
Looking at this idiotic Elf taking out a large amount of candy from her breastplate, I have no idea what her brain is made of. Is this the Sulfur Mountain City's proud Town Security Knight? Thinking about this, my stomach hurts even more …
"Let go of me!!"
"I don't want to, it isn't easy for me to meet such an appetizing one. Momo must catch him and raise him!! I will be able to harvest him after a few years. Momo will be the first to find a husband among the sisters! "
Alright, Momo has already forgotten about her identity as an Enforcer and is immersed in her dreams.
"Hehe, to have such a cute little husband, Momo will be envied to death by the other sisters."
I really want to woo pretty girls, but I don't want to be wooed by pretty girls like a child bride. Thus, without saying a word, I turn around and run.
But just after running 2 steps, the pain in my stomach worsens. Then, I fall to the ground helplessly.
"Why do I feel so uncomfortable? My entire body feels weak, could it be that there is a problem with the fusion of my physical body!"
But suddenly, I feel my entire body being carried up. The voice of that love-struck Elf is right beside my ears.
"Why are you so light, little friend, have you obediently eaten your meal?"
"Eat?" Alright, I finally remember what I forgot. It took me 2 days to walk over from the underground river. But, having just turned into a living, I have long forgotten the habits of a living. I really didn't expect that I would have to eat. Furthermore, Harloys, who is also an Undead, wouldn't have thought of reminding me.
"So it isn't a stomachache, it is hunger. For you to be fine after not eating for 2 days, looks like your body is still quite healthy. "
After coming to a realization, the next moment, I fainted from hunger.
But luckily, before I fainted, I shouted with all my might, "Save me! There is a weird auntie! She wants to feed me milk!" Looking at the Town Security rushing over, my chastity should be preserved.
"Tragedy! Darned System, I will not live under the same sky as you!"
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