"Lord Wumianzhe. Please lend me money! As long as you are willing to lend me money, I am willing to do anything! "
The young lady's face was flushed red and her eyes were filled with tears and desire. I was a little dumbfounded.
The moment I stepped out, Victoria hugged onto my robe, unwilling to let go no matter what. She even said that she wanted to borrow money to buy some belt.
"That … Lord, we just found out that there is a rare treasure in the auction, Edwina's Transformation Belt. If it is possible, I beg you. I can use my salary as collateral. I am still young, I can work for another 200 years. "
Diana, who had been strangely avoiding me recently, mustered her courage and worked hard to get financial support from me for the sake of her brother's happiness. She was even willing to sign a contract to sell herself for a few hundred years.
After Eliza removed the dozens of curses from Victoria's body, including the Shaman's Witchcraft, Victoria started living with her sister. However, perhaps because she heard too many rumors about me, she was afraid of me. Instead, she always stayed far away from me. Even if she met me in the corridor, she would tiptoe away, as though I would eat her alive.
"Lord!! As long as you are willing to lend me money to bid for that belt, I … I will go all out and serve you with my fatherly skills. I know that you like boys! Last time, you also rejected my service because of this. However, this time, if I have the chance to turn back into a male, you will be happy. Right! I will make you very happy. "
"Victoria!!" Her older sister Diana looked at her younger sister in shock. She didn't expect that under Victoria's cheerful smile, there was so much pain. For a chance to turn back into a male, she was willing to sacrifice so much.
"Sister, say no more. There is only one Edwina's Belt in this world. If I miss this opportunity, I can only be a woman for the rest of my life. As long as I can turn back, even if I have to use my body to serve the Demon, it is nothing!! "
The Elf young lady's eyes were filled with the resolution of sacrifice. For the sake of her goal, she was willing to sacrifice her body to serve the Demon. It reminded me of the revolutionaries who died bravely …
"Cough, then, as a 'Demon (emphasis)', can you tell me what exactly happened??"
The two elves shivered in fright. Under my pressure, they explained everything in a few words.
Edwin's Belt, also known as Edwina's Belt, was an Epic Wonder with a curse. Its only use was to completely change the user's gender, and once it was worn, it could never be taken off.
Due to its strange characteristics, any wearer who accidentally wore it would not reveal it. Otherwise, being ridiculed by others was still a small matter, because if this thing was killed and robbed, it would be too tragic.
This time, for the sake of the prestige of the Underground City Lord, the Old Lion is trying his best to search for rare treasures that can be used as a stepping stone for the Eternal Night Scepter.
One of the Underground Dungeon Lords under Lion King killed his favorite and handed over Edwina's belt.
There was no such thing as an airtight wall in this world. The news of the belt being auctioned had long been leaked out. This rare treasure, which was a nightmare for ordinary people, was the only life-saving straw for Victoria.
"Lord, I beg of you, I've had enough of the empty feeling when I wake up. Also, the way those men look at me, it's as if they want to eat me up. It's too unbearable. Just thinking about it, I get goosebumps all over my body … Also, those days that happen once a month, to men, it's a nightmare!! "
Looking at this tear-stained young lady, telling me about the nightmare of men with her tears, I somehow felt that it was a little funny. At this moment, for the sake of Wumianzhe's image, I could only try my best to hold in my laughter so that I wouldn't laugh out loud … But suddenly, I understood the hidden meaning behind the words just now.
"Wait! You mean that the reason why I rejected you the last time was because your body is a female? You even said that you are willing to serve me after turning into a male? In other words, you think that I'm gay!! "
No man can pretend that they didn't hear this rumor. In an instant, I was furious and questioned her.
"Who said that!! Who dares to spread rumors! I will teach her a lesson!! "
"But, the big sisters in the team all said that. Your lover, isn't he the City Lord Adam? Furthermore, the reason why the both of you haven't gotten married for hundreds of years is because of the existence of the other party. Although I haven't reached adulthood yet and don't really understand, this kind of century-long relationship is really touching. Big sister still has novels and magazines with you two as the main characters … Wuwu, big sister, why are you covering my mouth. "
"Hehe, Lord, I'm sorry. It's just the people below gossiping. Not many people know about the secret between you and Lord Adam. We will keep it a secret, don't worry!! "Covering her little sister's mouth, Diana nods her head sympathetically.
At this moment, ten thousand alpacas run in my heart and thunder rumbles in my ears.
"Lord Roland is already a Lich. Then, his relationship with the City Lord will be even more difficult … Ah, I really want to expose those artists. Their magazines are too conservative and outdated. A same-sex love that is entangled in life and death, so beautiful!! No, Diana, you must hold it in. You definitely can't expose Lord Wumianzhe's secret just for your own desires. "
If I knew the thoughts of the seemingly decent female Knight in front of me, I would probably have smashed her to death with a hammer or found a pillar to ram myself to death on the spot.
"Who, said it!! Who was the first to spread it!! "If a rumor spreads to the extent that there is a book of doujinshi without a mastermind behind it, I definitely won't believe it.
"Lord … Lord Silver Rose, it was something that happened 15 years ago … Everyone thought that it was true. Even the magazine had over a hundred versions, so everyone thought that you had silently agreed to it."
In an instant, a bucket of cold water was poured over my raging flames and I became mute.
"Eliza!! 15 years ago? Wasn't it when I told her to spread rumors about Adam? "
I wanted to get angry, but I found it a little funny. Back then, wasn't it me who told her to spread rumors about Adam so that he wouldn't be able to find a girlfriend? It seemed that he had once again shot himself in the foot.
Back then, I was still surprised why the rumor was so effective. Looking at it now, the content of the rumor was actually changed by the cunning Eliza. How can a man with a sexual orientation be liked by a woman? No wonder both men and women tremble in front of Wumianzhe.
"As expected, Eliza, it is your fault that I am not popular and can't find a girlfriend!!"
In the past, when I said this, there would definitely be a cold voice retorting me.
"No, that is because your brain is flooded with water/Do you need me to give you a mirror/Even an Undead wants to date, hehe."
Alright, even if she isn't here now, I am already used to her venomous tongue in my head.
At this moment, the person who is used to hiding in my shadow with a venomous tongue is lying unconscious in her own room. Thinking about this helpless reality, the anger that filled my chest disappears in an instant.
An instinctive feeling of helplessness surges up and I wave my hands powerlessly.
"I am not gay. Explain it to me clearly and confiscate those messy things. Then, I will help you get that belt."
Just as my voice falls, the two Dark Elves cry tears of joy. They hug each other and nod their heads. However, from the corner of the wall behind us, a group of burly fellows jump out and shake their heads frantically. There is even a former Thief who used the sign language used by Thieves for scouting.
"Un … 'Don't agree', why is that?"
Looking carefully, some of those fellows are rookies from the Hall of Justice, while some are judges from the Hall of Justice. There are both young and old. The only thing they have in common is that they are all male and they are wearing strange belts and slogans.
"The number one member of Victoria's Fan Club!" Alright, I more or less understand it now.
"Men and women are actually the same. Little Victor is the highest." This seems to be a little twisted. He is the only one who is nodding and shaking his head at the same time. Obviously, he is caught in a dilemma …
"Long live Empress Victoria!!" Aiyo, this person has undoubtedly hit the truth of history. He really has the potential to be a charlatan.
I understand now. The news must have been leaked. These fellows are all here to stop Victoria from turning back into a male.
Facing the agitated fellows, I smile and sign a series of Thief's sign language.
On the other side, the Dwarf who is proficient in Thief's Sign Language is explaining to his companions word by word.
"I don't care if you all die. Tomorrow, everyone of you will hand in 10,000 words to check! The topic is on normal values! Those who don't hand it in will be sent to feed Beifeng. "
…
"Conspiracies and crimes that aren't dragged into the light don't exist." This is a saying of the Dark Elves. Rose encourages her daughters to kill one another so that the most cunning and powerful one can ascend to the top. The ranking of the various families in a city is not only the highest honor and position, but also the target for killing one another.
From a certain perspective, the rules of the game between the Dark Elves and the Spider Queen are also the rules of the game of the entire underground world. At this moment, I clearly know that the Dragon Queen and the Lion King have set me up, but I can't take revenge openly.
War is prohibited during the Alliance Period. Those who violate it will become the public enemy … However, since I can't take revenge openly, can't I take revenge secretly?
During the Alliance Conference, we have offended quite a number of underground city lords. In the underground world, there is no such thing as repaying evil with good. If we don't take revenge after suffering a loss, we will only be seen as weak. Weakness is the greatest sin in this world. Those underground city lords definitely don't know what it means to offer help in times of need. On the contrary, it is more likely that they will tear you apart.
I threw the Scepter to the other party, knowing that I played a trick on him. Now, the other party is taking revenge through the Undead Lords. All of these are probably in the eyes of the underground city lords and they see it as a clash between the old and new Autarchs.
Thus, I still have to take revenge, and I have to take revenge ruthlessly. I have to follow the rules and not see a trace of blood, but I have to make the other party feel pain.
In reality, I am having a headache. Logically speaking, the closer we get to the auction, the more pressure the Old Lion feels. Undead Lords aren't easy to deal with, so the most suitable method is to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight. After he is down, we can then beat him down. This is far more worth it than becoming the new generation that provokes the old Lion King.
However, if I don't take revenge at all, not only will others look down on me, I won't be able to take this lying down.
Victoria's request gave me the inspiration to take revenge.
Buy the belt? From the start, it was impossible. Firstly, we accidentally offended almost all of the underground city lords. If we were to reveal our intention to buy something, those underground city lords who don't treat money as money would definitely be willing to throw away a huge sum of money to vent their anger. Even if no one steps forward to be a spendthrift, those Underground Autarchs wouldn't let us off easily.
Since I can't buy it, I might as well steal it. Of course, due to the matter with the Eternal Night Scepter, the security of the auction house will definitely be tight. However, don't I have the world's number one godly thief — — 'Son of Greed'?
No matter how tight the security is, it is still against humanoid lifeforms. No matter how many cages or safes there are, they wouldn't be able to guard against a liquid lifeform that can change its form as it pleases.
The Mother of Greed in the underground tunnel has already died as expected. However, not all of the Sons of Greed died because of it. A portion of the Sons of Greed were treated as a 'Holy Artifact' by Druil of the Wild Bull Alliance and recruited to become his animal ally who shares their lives with him. Even that Beifeng caught one as a pet and used his abilities as a Beast King Hunter to raise it … I don't even dare to imagine what they are raising it for and what would happen when they return to Sulfur Mountain City.
"As expected, I still have to leave this bunch of perverts here to fend for themselves."
But now, I am a little grateful to those perverts. Otherwise, I would have to bear the pressure of those in the know and open up the Mother of Greed which has just been refilled to the brim … If I accidentally go overboard, un, based on my understanding of myself, there is an 80% chance that I will go overboard. If I were to enter a city without clothes and Eliza were to wake up, she would probably kill me without hesitation.
I found a Druil and borrowed his animal companion to perform Mental Synchronization with this bizarre Slime which is in a half-dead, half-alive state … Why didn't I borrow Beifeng's? Mental Synchronization will instinctively share the memories of the Undead's body. I don't want to know what the strongest pervert in history has done at all.
Due to my trap, the auction house and the Lion King's Residence have become history. Now, the Lion King and his belongings should be with the Dragon Empress.
Thus, I brought the little thing to the entrance of the Dragon Empress' temporary residence and placed the Slime down, allowing it to travel through the underground tunnel …
Alright, let's ignore the stench of the underground tunnel which seems to be a salted fish that has been left there for 30 months. Also, let's ignore the pitch-black residents in the tunnel and the battle of wits between the various guards. A few hours later, after going through countless dangers, I finally found my destination.
It is a humongous treasure vault and the sleeping giant dragon at the entrance is actually the Dragon Empress herself. Looks like they have had enough of the endless thieves and robbers these days.
Crawling in through the ventilation hole, there is indeed a wooden fence within the vault which acts as a barrier against the Child of Greed. However, with my direct control, how can the instinctive fear of the backdoor stop me? After carefully avoiding a few traps, I enter the core of the treasure vault.
Many auction items are placed together. Due to the limited number of Slime's body, I can only take a few of them away. The first item to be abandoned is the Eternal Night Scepter at the center of the treasure vault.
"Hmph, your craftsmanship is much worse than mine. Even without the soul connection, I can tell that it is a fake."
Looks like the Underground Autarchs aren't fools. The treasure vault guarded by the Dragon Empress is also filled with fake goods. At the same time, I can sense that the real scepter is still in the bosom of the Lion King.
"Water Elemental Plane Key? Titan Core? Hehe, I've struck it rich. "
Being greedy isn't a good thing. After taking away the most valuable items in front of me and that belt, I start on my way back.
But on the way back, I overhear the conversation between a certain someone and the Lion King from outside the ventilation duct.
"You must leave the scepter behind. If you mess it up, Lion, death isn't the end. Your soul will forever wail in agony under the Count's Light!"
"Yes, my lord. Please inform the Count that I will complete the mission."
A Count can make the Underground Autarchs bow to him? Demon Count, right? Thinking about the Soul Light that he mentioned, a familiar name appears in the back of my head.
"Demon Count, Soul Eater Kakajil huh?" When I tried to eavesdrop further, the voice becomes deep and unpleasant. It should be that they are talking about confidential matters and used a magic to silence it.
But to a Slime, hearing doesn't require ears, just a fixed vibration of the sound waves is sufficient.
"… The Dimension Gate will open … The Count's army will drown everything."
"Sulfur Mountain City … Fire Elemental God … Traitor."
Obviously, from these keywords, the Lion King and the Demons still haven't given up. They are planning something. But it is a pity that something interfered with my eavesdropping and the information I got was too fragmented.
After which, in order to avoid being discovered by the Detection Spell, I retracted my control over the Child of Greed and allowed it to return through the underground duct … Alright, I admit that the main reason is that the smell and the little black thing is too nauseating.
But an accident happened after it returned to the camp. I only felt that after it crawled out of the underground duct, it was attacked by someone and then, it died.
"It should be someone who thought it was an assassin and attacked it. Forget it, looking at the reaction of the Power of Law, it should be a colleague from the Hall of Judgement. I will ask them tomorrow and retrieve those things."
Considering that it is already 4 in the morning, after remembering the location where I lost contact with it, I decided to retrieve those things at dawn.
The next day, before dawn, a high-pitched scream of a woman jolts the entire manor awake.
"… This voice, it sounds like Krose … Wait, Krose! The number one beauty of the judicial system!! "
From the direction of the commotion, it seems that it is coming from Krose's bedroom.
I stare at the sky speechlessly. From my previous experience of being unlucky, this time, it seems like it has gone too far …
As expected, when I take out the Dwarf binoculars, what I see is a tearful young lady. Her lower body is wearing a pair of male uniform trousers but there is a brand new belt on it. The shirt on her upper body is bulging and even though she is hugging her chest, it is unable to cover her voluptuous mountains. That beautiful face is shockingly similar to Krose's.
"Looks like the number one beauty is about to become the number one beauty. Can't I just pretend that I don't know? Right, send out a document tomorrow. First, ban that ridiculous Victoria Fan Club and then ban that 80% chance of 'Kolos Fan Club'. Un, I am a good person. These unlucky things really have nothing to do with me. "
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