"About Cher's treatment plan (third edition)."
I had carefully written out my treatment plan in a thick booklet.
"Plan 1: Transfer her soul and create a new physical body to transfer her soul to."
"The advantage of this plan is that it's easy to operate. I can create a perfect physical body in a short period of time. If it's just a pure soul transfer, there's basically no chance of any mistakes with my technology. The disadvantage is that it's an undead creation, so it's definitely not as useful as a physical body. Don't even think about having children, but I can perfectly duplicate food and normal male and female entertainment. Back then, I sealed a portion of my soul's essence into it. This time, it's impossible to create such a useful miraculous creation. "
"PS. Since the Seven Original Sins are related to the mysteries of soul searching, I can't be sure if the new physical body will inherit the original problem. That's why this plan still needs to be perfected."
"Plan 2: Refine her soul and remove the 'Lust' part of her soul, turning her into an idiot with no love cells. That way, she'll never fall in love with anyone else. Naturally, she won't activate this system (strongly recommended)."
"The advantage of this plan is that it's simple, direct, and one-step. A perfect soul surgery will completely solve the seasonal problem of love. But the disadvantage is that even though soul surgery is more complete, if you're unlucky, it's quite normal for your soul to become unstable and your soul to split, resulting in multiple personalities. "
"Strongly recommended note: This plan is the best way to preserve this perfect circulation system. When my technology improves, all the problems will naturally be solved. Yep, I should say that preserving the original 'Lust' system will be very helpful to my personal research. I should be able to make a breakthrough soon! And, it's even possible for you to obtain new sisters! "
When I presented these two plans to Evelyn, I fully hoped that she would choose the latter. That was because no matter how I looked at it, the latter would be the best for us. Not only that, it would help her get rid of the chronic problem of love. This was such a powerful treatment plan.
Permanently stripping away the most basic sin from the soul, this is a miracle that only I, a genius in soul surgery, can achieve!
What? The side effect of having multiple personalities? What kind of side effect would that be? Having multiple personalities would bring about many different talents and abilities. This was a free gift! Didn't you see how powerful Evelyn was right now? She had ten personalities and ten different talents! As expected of one of my very first creations.
Yet, this Blue Dragon only took a glance at the plan before unhesitatingly placing it in front of her. She then sniffed …
"Suck."
Alright, it didn't snot spurt out. It seemed like this female dragon loved cleanliness.
"Hu!"
However, I didn't have the time to save him. This time, instead of inhaling, he spat out lightning. Thus, the treatment plan that I had worked so hard on was destroyed.
"You guys are too much. It took me two whole days …"
"Twenty minutes. Bring out your third plan. Aren't you just waiting for us to reject these two plans so that the third plan can be passed quickly? Don't look at me so strangely. We know very well how awkward you are. Don't you love a 'truly perfect scheme', making your opponent believe that the situation before him is his best choice? All I have to do is create an environment where he has no choice but to choose according to my expectations. "
Alright, this sentence does seem to be my tone, it's extremely awkward.
Although I would have to bring out my third plan sooner or later, it was still quite displeasing to be seen through by others. I pouted, but still brought it out. Since I had already come up with a plan, I naturally had to bring it out.
"Third plan: Give her physical psychotherapy to help her understand that love is a purely neurological disease. Yep, it's basically a mental illness. Children in puberty will spend a lot of time and energy on it, but they'll get nothing out of it. That's why we need to guide her and have her read more books and exercise more, so that she can focus most of her energy on her studies and career, such as fighting for the betterment of humanity. We need to delay the time when she starts having a mental illness. Usually, she won't have a mental illness after puberty, but if she still enters estrus, we'll directly freeze her for a long period of time …"
Blue Dragon Evelyn chuckled. And then, there was no then …
"Hey, why did you swallow it? I had a really hard time writing it. "
"Fourth plan?"
"No … Fine, here it is."
This book was rather thin, with only one page, so I directly read it out loud.
"This is addiction, this is electronic heroin! So-called love is nothing but an illusion! She needs electrotherapy! She needs more electric shocks and electric chairs … "
"… I think that you're the one who needs electrotherapy! Treat your hopeless head in the lightning! "
A powerful thunderstorm covered the entire sky. Although it wouldn't be fatal, it would be impossible for me to escape from being charred black. The most annoying part was that all my hair was standing on end due to the electric reaction.
"A golden mohawk? Isn't this a rural, non-mainstream hairstyle? You're going too far! I'm going to fight you to the death! "
I finally understood why Blue Dragons were so annoying. They were far too hot-tempered! I was just joking because the atmosphere was too tense! You don't have any sense of humor at all! If you can't take a joke, you should have said so earlier!
"… Nobody can take your jokes, right? Let me say this first. If you want to do experiments, go find your 'new favorite.' Don't use me."
I ignored the silly cat's complaints and angrily took out a new backup plan from my backpack. Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans? Backup plans?
"Plan 4: Through hypnosis and books, we can slowly change her sexual orientation and make her fall in love with a female. Then, we'll see if this will trigger a trap. If it doesn't, we'll have plenty of time to observe … "
* Rip! *
Alright then, next.
"Plan 5: Brainwash her, or give her a permanent mental retardation spell. As long as her intelligence falls to the level of an infant … Fine, fine, stop scolding me. Plan 6 …"
"… Plan 13: Modify her physical body and reconstruct her reproductive organs so that she becomes' him. ' Will 'he' still fall in love with the opposite sex? Yep, this is a topic worthy of our research. "
"Cough, I got it, I got it. I'll give up on Plan 13. Plan 14: We can use a forbidden spell to seal her away forever, or we can ask Amelia to cast a sleeping beauty curse on her. What? She's still not satisfied with this? What a difficult customer to serve. Fine, fine, Plan 15 … "
"Plan 27: We can go find Beifeng … Fine, don't do anything. It's all my fault for using Beifeng first, so I'll cancel this plan."
We were currently in a gigantic underground cave that was so large that we couldn't even see the top of our heads. While I was chatting with Evelyn, a long army was marching behind us. Countless craftsmen and warriors were slowly moving forward with their luggage and carts. Their destination was a dimensional portal in front of us — the entrance to Dragon World.
Fortunately, this was a portal to Dragon World. If all dragons, including the Immemorial Dragons, could freely go out, this portal would have long since been large enough to accommodate airships.
Right now, I was chatting with Evelyn, the elder responsible for guarding the Dragons here. But right now, I was only chatting with the Copper Dragon and Blue Dragon that I was rather familiar with.
"… So many boring plans. Have you been very free lately?"
"No, I've been super busy recently, so I've been making plans to adjust my schedule. Work and rest should be balanced, you know … Why are you scolding me again!? Do you think Blue Dragon can be so unreasonable!? "
"You actually treat Cher and my treatment as entertainment!? Shouldn't you be taught a lesson for having such an attitude? "
The Blue Dragon said this expressionlessly. But no matter how I looked at it, it seemed like she was just trying to find an excuse to mess with me. Could it be that I had offended her in some way?
"Perhaps you've offended her in too many ways. Not only did you offend her in the past, even now, any normal person would think that you're obviously making trouble out of malice upon seeing these plans."
"But I'm being serious!"
"That's even worse. She's hopeless."
"No, Cher can still be saved. We can't give up on treatment."
"… I'm saying that your brain is hopeless. You should stop struggling and give up on treatment …"
Alright then, what followed next was the usual man-cat blitz.
"Pfft, Roland, you've truly changed."
Copper Dragon Evelyn, who had been calmly drinking tea and chatting, sighed when she saw this farce.
"Hmm? I've become more handsome? It's probably because of my many years on the battlefield that I've become more manly. "
"I don't know if I've become more handsome, but I've definitely become cuter. Princess Peach's picture album has been selling really well recently. I bought one as well, and all my sisters are fighting over it. They all say it's so cute. "
"… Harloys, remember to remind me to throw that bastard into the Mizar's airship cannons. Yep, I mean that blasphemous creature with two legs and a tail. "
"I agree, but will the airship cannons be enough? I think we should use the Borealis' main cannons instead. "
"… Cleaning the cannons will be so troublesome."
Since we had nothing better to do, we chatted here. However, someone couldn't bear to watch this any longer.
"… Back then, you had such a lonely expression. You looked like you were smiling, but you actually felt like you were crying. You were filled with hatred towards the entire world, just like a man who had been betrayed by the entire world …"
To everyone's astonishment, Blue Dragon Evelyn finally spoke up. Although she still had a serious expression as she spoke, her eyes flashed with the color of memories. Suddenly, those memories transformed into joy as the frost on her face instantly thawed.
"… You were so cool! An avenger who treated the entire world as his enemy! "
Her delighted expression made her seem as if she was a young girl who chased after her favorite celebrity.
"… Image, image, Fifth Sister, your image of an icy beauty has been completely destroyed."
We all silently nodded in response to Copper Dragon Evelyn's comment. Her image of an icy beauty was completely gone.
"She's so logical that I actually have nothing to say." The silly cat's comments were getting better and better. It would seem that I was indeed well-trained.
But suddenly, Blue Dragon Evelyn suddenly glared at me, and then …
"Ptui."
Blue Dragon Evelyn spat on the ground in disdain as she turned to look at me with a look of disdain. I was still rather nervous to be stared at by a beauty like this.
"If you were the handsome prince of revenge from a legendary story, now you're nothing more than a comical idiot!"
"She's so logical! I actually have nothing to say! "The black cat on my shoulder pretended to be astonished.
Alright then, silly cat, there's no need to comment anymore … Why are you nodding so vigorously!? Don't think that I didn't notice that you changed the exclamation mark! Do you really agree so much? If I'm a professional comedian, then aren't you a professional comedian? So we've always been a classic crosstalk duo!?
"If you want to be a comedian, go ahead! Don't drag me into this! I'm not the same as you! "
"Hmph, such a professional comment, and you still dare to say that you're not a comedian!? Harloys, the genes for being a comedian have already been buried in your bones! You were born to be a comedic … cat! "
Alright then, the second battle between a cat and a human began. However, the Evelyns exchanged glances and began to secretly laugh.
They were sent to communicate with Roland because they were the sisters who were more attached to the past. Now that they saw the current Roland, they realized many things and began to communicate spiritually with each other.
"Fifth Sister, compared to the seemingly cold but actually kind fellow in my memories, I hate the hidden melancholy and anger in his eyes. I like the guy in front of me more."
"… Of course you like him. Haven't you always enjoyed watching comedies? But … Roland was indeed like this, which was reassuring. Eh, a message from Second Sister? "
The two of them silently read the message. In the end, it was Copper Dragon Evelyn who spoke up first.
"Roland, why do I feel like you're intentionally keeping us busy so that we won't check if the goods you brought into Dragon World contain anything illegal?"
"… I feel like you're insulting our intelligence. We're not those customs officials who can be easily fooled."
Alright then, it seemed that it wouldn't be so easy to fool them. And so, as I handed over the real treatment plan, I smiled and asked.
"What level of goods do you think are considered illegal for powerful Dragons? Heh heh, did you really think that I would bring something like a Salo's Crystal with me? I still want to live for a few more years. "
Before I could finish my explanation, the two Dragon race members exclaimed in unison in the next moment.
"You really brought a Salo's Crystal!?"
"No, no, I was just giving an example! Just an example! "
"… Second Sister is right. He's actually seriously explaining himself, which means that he's feeling guilty. He definitely brought a Salo's Crystal with him!"
"Why would you casually bring such a powerful weapon with you? Are you intending to start a world war? "
Alright then, it seemed that I wouldn't be able to hide it from them anymore. But just as I was hesitating whether to force my way through, or confess and be sent to prison … something seemed wrong. Cough, at this critical moment, the two female dragons smiled at each other and focused their attention on the treatment plan in their hands.
"… It seems that we've been let off the hook. Like I said, you could've just brought the Salo's Crystal with you. Why did you have to play such tricks? Others are probably looking down on you now. "
"Would you really allow someone to bring a nuclear bomb that could alter the continental shelf at any moment into your home? That's a matter of principle. How could I have known that they'd be so open-minded and have no standpoint? "
I couldn't help but mutter to myself as I watched my "old friends" who were intentionally discussing the treatment plan and pretending to know nothing.
"Perhaps it's not that they have no principles or standpoint, it's that their standpoint isn't what I originally knew …"
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