"By the way, Roland, why haven't you been drawing the lottery recently?"
After becoming Roland's bound equipment, Harloys also received some benefits. She was quite curious about the system hidden within Roland's body. That system's ability to distort cause and effect was inconceivable. From a certain standpoint, as long as it was used well, it would be ridiculously powerful.
"… I've drawn the lottery, and I've failed once."
"Then why haven't I heard you mention it before!?"
Harloys was quite astonished. With her understanding of Roland, if there were any benefits, he probably wouldn't hide it. Since he didn't brag about his good luck, then the results …
"… Yep, there's no need to talk about the results. I've drawn five blue, four purple, and one orange out of ten consecutive draws."
"Not bad. Why haven't I heard you mention it before?"
Recently, Harloys was also able to understand Roland's messy terminology. Blue meant Excellent-grade, purple meant Epic-grade, and orange meant Legendary-grade. Six out of ten draws would be Epic-grade or higher, which should be quite good.
"Let's not talk about the five times excellent quality draws. Although they aren't top-tier items, at least they're passable and will be of some help."
"… Then the epic quality should be even better."
"Yep, I was so happy when I drew the first one. It was' Kratos's Hand-To-Hand Combat Manual (Part 1) '."
"Kratos? Who's that? "
"A vicious character who killed demons and Dragonslayer. If I have to make an analogy, it's probably something like an ancient sword saint."
"Then aren't you happy?"
"I flipped through it, and it's indeed that person. He killed an ancient God of War, single-handedly killed a Nine-headed Dragon, and fought against a giant stone statue monster. The first volume has his heroic deeds, and he swept through everything in his path. He's practically a god. I did some research, and there really was such a vicious person in the ancient era. "
"… Then why aren't you happy?"
"The first volume is super thick, and it can be used as a brick. However, it only has heroic deeds, so I can only read it as a game guide … I mean, a Knight novel. How could I be happy? It just so happens that the last page of the first volume says that the second volume contains the forging recipe for his unique weapon, and the second volume contains his martial skills and battle experience. "
"I get it. The first volume is useless, but the other volumes are useful. After that, you didn't get any other volumes. No wonder you're so depressed!"
"No, I got the middle volume next time. It did contain the manufacturing method of the ancient artifact called the Sword of Chaos …"
"What?"
"Let me see!"
After hesitating for a moment, Roland handed him a thin booklet.
"… That's all? If it's an Ancient God Artifact, from the materials used to make it, to the forging, to the enchantment, just the information alone is enough to fill a library. "
There was no need to say anything else. She opened the booklet and revealed an embarrassed expression. The words written on it were very simple.
"First, find two sturdy chains and tie them to two Divine-level one-handed swords. Swing them a little. If the swords don't fly out, that's good enough!"
"… This ancient Sword Saint was truly an honest person."
"Yeah, he was too honest. Flip to the back. He even wrote how to obtain Divine-level one-handed swords."
Kitten flipped through the booklet and became even more embarrassed.
"Find a God and kill him. Steal his weapon, and you'll obtain a Divine-level one-handed sword. If you kill a few more Gods, you'll definitely obtain Divine-level one-handed swords. If your hands are too unlucky, you can just become a spy and wash your hands. However, this method has some limitations. For example, last time I found a stallion Main God and finally killed him with great difficulty. In return, I obtained a top-level Divine-level two-handed sword. Unfortunately, I didn't learn the two-handed sword specialization, so I couldn't equip it. Ptui, this drop is just too ridiculous. It's even bound to me, so I can't use it even if I wanted to. "
"… Heh heh, you're truly an honest person."
Harloys forced herself to laugh twice in order to comfort Roland, who was becoming more and more annoyed.
"Good luck. Who knows, you might even get the second volume in the future. At the very least, the martial arts techniques in the second volume should be useful."
"… Now that you mention it, I really did get the book 'Kratos's Hand-To-Hand Combat Manual' again."
Harloys looked at Roland sympathetically. Even though he tried his best to make it sound like he was in high spirits, judging from Roland's past luck, there was likely a problem with this.
"Is it that martial arts techniques can't be learned, or something else?"
"… No, although I got the book 'Kratos's Hand-To-Hand Combat Manual', this time, it's' Kratos's Hand-To-Hand Combat Manual (Continuation) (Last time, we didn't finish talking about my heroic deeds. Let's continue this time). ' I read for two hours and watched as the Spartan talked about how he fought against his SemiGod brothers, how he provoked the Titans, and how he was hunted down by the Earth Mother Goddess. As expected of a heroic character with barbarian bloodline. He's really good at bragging. If what he said was true, then wouldn't he have defeated all the Gods? The world would have been destroyed … "
"… How pitiful. Of the four Myth-ranked items, three were like this. What's the fourth item?"
"Ha! This time, it's' Kratos's Hand-To-Hand Combat Manual (Continuation) (I know that you didn't really believe me last time, so I'm going to tell you again. Everything that happened back then had witnesses and material evidence. Listen to me, that Titan was really huge, even bigger than a mountain, and that Nine-headed Dragon was really huge, even bigger than a ship …)."
"This time, I read it for two days and deeply understood the importance of universal language education in the barbarian tribes. Forget about the typos, he actually didn't use any punctuation. Do you know how frightening it is for someone with OCD to constantly break sentences? I read it for two days and spent half a month trying to fix the punctuation! "
"You really finished reading it!?"
"… After all, he was a super powerful individual from ancient times. Perhaps he had some absolute secrets. But in the end … "
"Stop scowling. It's a Myth-ranked item? It should be something good. Is it a God Equipment? "
"Ha! In a way, it really is. It's Kratos's full set of armor. It's the real thing."
"Didn't you become rich? Wait a moment, you said that Kratos was born a barbarian … "
"… Yep, no matter if it's ancient times or now, barbarians always go into battle naked. As expected of Kratos, he's one of the better ones. He's wearing a set of armor, and it's rated as a Legendary-ranked equipment by the System."
"… You mean that?"
"Yep, a shit-yellow strawberry panty, and it's the original flavor. Do you want it? I'll give it to you for free! "
"… Disgusting! Hurry and throw it away! You're actually carrying such a disgusting thing around with you! "
"I can't do anything about it. It's the same as that ancient double-edged sword. This thing is actually bound to me! I can't throw it away even if I want to! Come, try it on. "
Amidst the chaos, Roland confirmed that even Harloys was unable to equip this "soul-bound" glowing panty. He could only helplessly take out a large number of straps and tie it up before tossing it into his personal dimensional pocket.
"… This is such a trap. At the very least, those Elite-ranked ones are useful."
"Yep, Elite-ranked ones are a special type of card. Every single one of them has a rune on it. As long as I gather all of the 'Sanyang Kaitai' cards, I'll be able to obtain a God-ranked equipment that Kratos once used. I've asked the System this time, and it said that it's not a scam, and that it's definitely a good item. "
"You have five of them? Didn't that mean you got them? Sanyang Kaitai only has four characters, right? "
"Yep, although I got two 'sheep' characters, I did get those four characters, but …"
"But?"
"I didn't get an exclamation mark! It's just '!'. That scammer actually wanted 'Sanyang Kaitai'! Not a single one of the five runes can't be missing, even the punctuation marks count! "
"… Actually, you can always draw more. One day, you'll get it."
"Heh heh, where do you think 418's ridiculous idea of selling and drawing came from? After that, I drew '?', '.', ':', and there were even ellipses and question marks. System, are you kidding me? Sanyang Kaitai? Why didn't I get those damned exclamation marks!? "
"I can understand how you feel, but please relax. That's just how drawing a lottery is. There'll always be people who lose and people who win …"
"Heh heh, I've never won before! Relax. I already have a way to soothe my mood. Whenever I'm frustrated, I'll feel better if someone else shares my pain. Ha, I've already communicated with the Justice Points System. If you want to obtain my treasures, fine, go ahead and draw! 418 is only the beginning. There's still 688,1088 waiting for you. Our goal is to draw until you shout that chopping off your hand is useless, until you actually chop off your hand! "
"You should just chop off your hand first!"
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