Blow up the bathhouse? Steal the clothes in the store's changing room or wardrobe? Or summon a corrosive acid rain? Pour stinky water on the passersby?
I won't do any of the above. Not only are they illegal actions, they also go against my principle of not involving innocent people. Un, I'm just trying my best …
I have a better idea! Completely legal!
After all, there are quite a number of perverts in this city and there is no need for me to break the law myself. …
Liu Huang Mountain Branch Alliance of Untamed Druil, also known as the Wild Bull Alliance, is a moderate Druil organization. Un, just relatively moderate. In many places, Druil is equated with a terrorist organization and huge trouble.
Why? In the eyes of others, isn't Druil friendly? Children of the jungle, living in harmony with nature, having no desires and being self-sufficient.
However, I must say that those who can say such words probably haven't really interacted with Druil.
As everyone knows, Druil advocates balance and nature. Simply put, natural is good and man-made is bad.
The fundamentalist Druil hate all man-made products. They even view iron as the enemy of nature, needless to say, engineering and the products of modern industry. They even view the city as a cage made of metal and bricks. In their ideal world, it is best for civilization to end here and everyone return to their primitive society.
In the world that I came from, such an organization existed too. They used methods like attacking hunters and blowing up factories to protect nature. In reality, they are no different from a terrorist organization.
Druil, who is able to interact peacefully with other life forms, can probably be considered a moderate faction. As for the Wild Bull Alliance, they are the moderate faction of the moderate faction. Otherwise, Liu Huang Mountain City wouldn't have allowed them to enter.
Alright, even in the Aichy continent, people still hope for better days and not to return to their primitive society. This kind of group and creed, no matter how you look at it, isn't suitable to live in a normal society. There is no lack of normal people in Druil. There are always people who want to eat delicacies cooked with heart and not eat bloody ones. Thus, they constantly split and regroup internally.
For example, "We are only against excessive logging (of course, we are also against mining, but we are only protesting verbally and will not stop attacks)", "We are only against hunting whales (we are also against hunting dolphins and sea lions! We won't protect the crabs, and we'll have a meeting next Tuesday to discuss whether or not to oppose the seahorses.) "Such a moderate organization was actually using a few objections to maintain their identity and doctrines of Druil. In reality, they were no different from ordinary people.
As the moderate faction of the moderate faction, the Wild Bull Alliance only objected to a single artifact. They could be said to be the model for Druil and human society to coexist harmoniously.
However, it was a pity that the artifact that opposed them was too special, causing their sect to be unable to expand their numbers and develop … After all, not everyone had the courage to take off that artifact.
Alright, speaking of which, everyone should have guessed which artifact they were against.
Yes, they objected to the clothes …
Yes, their doctrine is that the human body is the most perfect creation of nature and clothes are a sin. We, Druil, are the incarnation of nature, so we should be naked and display our perfect, wild body to the world.
The original name of the Sulfur Mountain Branch Wild Druil Wild Body is Natural Beauty and the Clothed Druil is the Alliance of Evil and Heretics. How could I allow such a gentlemanly name to be registered in Sulfur Mountain City? Thus, after a few rounds of modifications, it became the barely acceptable Wild Bull Alliance.
Even so, they are still a perverted organization that everyone hates and their reputation is even worse than the Gentlemen Alliance that I am in. After all, not everyone can accept a bunch of men walking their birds while they are busy … Cough cough, just thinking about it makes me feel disgusted. As expected, I should have chased them out a long time ago!
However, in consideration of the fact that there are many races living together, I didn't set up the crime of 'Immoral' in this city from the start. After all, there are too many differences between the living habits of the different races and it is easy to cause misunderstandings. For example, the Taurens have the habit of drinking breast milk. In the eyes of other races, that is too perverted.
Furthermore, according to the law, perverts only have problems with their morals and brains. Using the law against them is too much. Thus, there is no reason to reject their entry.
Of course, I quickly regretted it. After successfully entering the city, they are constantly trying to spread their teachings to the citizens to expand their influence, causing headaches for the law enforcers and judicial authorities. To put it bluntly, they are always secretly organizing groups to run around naked, wasting the manpower of my subordinates.
Normal law enforcers really don't have any good ways to deal with these fellows who are completely naked. Should we start a fight? The other party didn't break the law, but if we were to use words, it would be a good opportunity for them to spread their teachings.
"Ha, this is the original beauty. Mother Nature was naked when she created things, what is there for us to be embarrassed about …"
All kinds of fallacies and heresy have formed their own system. Most importantly, their strength isn't weak. Their leader is a Legend-rank Great Druil, making them extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.
Fortunately, after the Dark Elf Town Security arrived, this ferocious arrogance was severely dealt a blow.
"… Such a small caterpillar, wandering around outside. You haven't even shaved your fur yet. You are really brave."
"Wah, that fellow has such an ugly birthmark on his butt. His left and right feet are also high and low on one side. He was born with a deformity and yet he still runs around naked. Ah, he is actually a bag. Really, too brave, too shameless …"
"Despicable underground bug, stay away from me, I'm so stinky. How long has it been since you last bathed? Barbarian! "
"Don't cry, Momo sympathizes with you. Hehe, although it is indeed a little small, not even half the size of Momo's whip. Cough! Un, it isn't too small. Hehe, please work hard to survive. Maybe someone will like it! Un, there will definitely be someone. Hahaha, Momo can't hold it in anymore! "
For a man, being looked down on is indeed very uncomfortable. If the one being looked down on is a beautiful woman, then it would be even more painful.
Under the comments of a group of valiant Dark Elf ladies who came from the matriarchal families, the Wild Bull Alliance that suffered a heavy blow almost disbanded. The powerful Legend-rank Druil Eaglestorm almost drowned himself in the river …
From then on, the Dark Elf Town Security became the natural enemy of the Wild Bull Alliance. Every time they organize an activity, they would carefully avoid the areas where the Town Security might appear.
But now, I have written an extremely long and boring speech script and handed it to Eliza to wear my robe to speak on my behalf, requesting that all the Enforcers (including the Town Security) learn from it. That script … It is so boring that even I would fall asleep looking at it. Furthermore, it takes at least 3 hours to read. The most shameless thing is that I even requested them to take notes. After the event, they have to hand in the notes to check on their learning progress. If they don't listen carefully, I will deduct their wages.
Alright, just thinking about it is a form of torture … I finally managed to vent out my frustrations from the heavy paperwork. I am too bad, oh yeah!
Hehe, now, I just need to get Old Bull Xueti to help me pass the news that the Town Security is very busy to the Wild Bull Alliance. Naturally, they will start their activity without any hesitation. By the time the Town Security comes out of the auditorium in a daze, the Wild Bull Alliance's activity should have already ended.
However, due to my displeasure with the Wild Bull Alliance, the timing of the notification is slightly different from the actual time. It is roughly an hour late. By the time they are about to leave, they would be caught red-handed. Then, they would be dealt a heavy blow by the Town Security, causing them to suffer a heavy blow both physically and mentally. They would be quiet for a month or two …
Speaking of which, is it easy to do daily tasks? You still have to resort to plotting. However, now, it is time to reap the rewards. Let's just wait for a good show.
"Pu!"
"Pu!"
Sitting in a coffee shop that has a view of the entire square, I ignore the men who just rushed over to take a walk. Looking at the unlucky fellows who spat out the coffee in their mouths one by one, I admire the farce in front of me from the corner of my eyes while flipping open the newspaper on the table.
"The Black Brotherhood is determined to support the second generation with Lord Anne Layde as the core … Looks like the leader of the Thief Guild this generation is rather smart. Then, I won't touch them for now."
"Pu!"
Alright, I was happy too early. Eliza, who was sitting opposite me, spat out a mouthful of coffee on me, drenching my face.
"Eliza, you did it on purpose!!"
"I'm sorry!! I really didn't do it on purpose, Master. "The half-demon maid hurriedly takes out a napkin to wipe it for me, but …
"That's not right!! Eliza, why are you here? Didn't I ask you to give a speech in my place? You … "
"Back then, I did intend to give a speech in your place. However, when the speech proposal reached the Hall of Law for approval, Big Sister Lilith said that since this is an internal lecture of the Hall of Law Enforcement, it would be too much for the Supreme Judge to appear personally. Thus, it is enough for the Head of the Hall of Law Enforcement to be in charge."
"Oh!" Hearing that, I calmed down. As long as I can control the Town Security, it is fine to hand it over to Xueti. But suddenly, I noticed that Eliza seems to be hesitating.
"What's wrong? Embarrassed? Hehe, no matter how sharp your mouth is usually, you are still a woman. You are frightened by a bunch of naked men? Don't worry, I know that you didn't do it on purpose. If you are embarrassed, you can go back first. Watch my daily harvest today! "
I smile gleefully. Elise, who is sitting opposite me, suddenly shakes her head. Her face is filled with sympathy.
"… Lord, please look behind you for the reason why I lost my composure."
"Behind?"
Turning my head around, as expected, there is a group of dancing demons. The hook-nosed Eaglestorm and Xueti hold hands, dancing and singing at the same time, surrounding two Holy Knight who are hugging each other and shivering.
To be surrounded by a group of naked men dancing, even if it is a Holy Knight, this is probably the first time in his life.
In fact, there are already people stripping them of their clothes, intending to make them join the parade …
"That … Tim and Lukas? How pitiful, to actually meet this group of perverts … I hope it doesn't leave any psychological trauma. The remaining Knight is already unlucky enough. "
Of course, I remember these two idiotic Holy Knight. I haven't settled the old score of destroying my Ferris wheel. However, since they are already so unlucky today, and I am in a good mood, I will consider it their luck. I won't find a chance to take revenge on them. Let's just write off the old score.
"Wait, this isn't right! Why is Xueti that brat here!! "
My question only receives a sympathetic gaze. Elisa coughs lightly and imitates a familiar voice.
"Lord Silver Rose, please don't mention that Lord Wumianzhe took over his shift in the future, even if you imitate him very well. If someone were to find out about it, it will affect the reputation of our judiciary. Oh right, please inform Lord that as we can't find the Head of the Hall of Law Enforcement, Lord Steel Guard, the speech will be postponed to 2: 30 in the afternoon tomorrow. If he is interested, please let him attend. "
Eliza imitates Lilith's serious tone perfectly, but I don't have the leisure to enjoy the Folk Arts Festival …
"That is to say, the speech has been postponed? The Town Security are working as per normal, they might appear at any moment!!! "
"Bastard!! It is you perverts again. Holy Light, no, Law, grant me power! Incantation of Law: Judgement Spell! "
Behind me is a mess. The sudden appearance of the Town Security shocked the Wild Bull Alliance and Xueti. In an instant, they thought that they fell into a trap.
"Bastard Roland, you scam your brother again. I, the Old Bull, will never forgive you!!"
The roaring Old Bull doesn't know what is going on at all. He thinks that a Lich is trying to scam him, not knowing that he is the one who messed things up. Instead, he raises his head and roars, as though he has suffered a huge grievance!
"Damn it, this place isn't safe anymore."
I throw down 2 gold coins as newspaper fee and turn around, intending to leave. However, at the entrance of the coffee shop, 2 female Elves are smiling at me.
"Hey, the mastermind. As expected, it is you again."
One of them is the captain of the Town Security, Diana. The other one is the vice-captain, Yawen. At this moment, the heavy Dragonslayer Blade is placed by her feet.
Her natural immunity to mental magic is the main reason why I chose to hand over this magic blade that would cause the user to go berserk to the Town Security. However, at this moment, I don't feel gratified that the magic blade has found a suitable owner so quickly. Instead, my stomach is filled with the frustration of shooting myself in the foot once again.
Looking back, as expected, Eliza has already disappeared without a trace. That half-demon Talent of running through the Dimensional Door is really top-notch. The cold-blooded Demon abandons his comrades decisively. At this moment, the space around me, which is half a beat slower, has already been cast with Dimensional Anchors. It is impossible for me to use Space Magic to escape.
Thus, I let out a long laugh before raising both of my hands …
… Hugging my head, I squat down.
"Don't hit my face!! I still need to go on a blind date to get a wife! "
… …
Just as I was enjoying the warm reception of the Town Security beauties, Eliza's familiar voice rings in my ears.
"Master, didn't I say yesterday that I need help for this mission?"
"Un!? Stop talking, hurry up and save me!! "
"… Actually, I am not talking about those Druil. You can totally look for those fellows from the Undead District. Zombies, Skeleton Soldiers, Evildoers, Bone Dragons, they are all naked to begin with. You can totally bring them to parade through the streets till dawn. That way, the mission will definitely be a huge success!"
It is as though I can already see the smirking smugly in front of me, pretending to be confused and innocent …
"Eliza!! You tricked me again!! "
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