The battlefield was in full swing, but a certain existence that was unwilling to be left out suddenly jumped out to make his presence known.
[Since we're going to dig a tunnel all the way to the Elemental Throne deep underground, then here's the question. Which one is better at learning how to dig …]
"Come, my sister! Dig, dig, dig, dig everywhere! How annoying! You've used this joke so many times already."
Alright then, my System had become overly active ever since I revived. Since I was already annoyed with this joke, I might as well change to another one.
[Learn to cook, the new X Fang. Apart from not teaching how to use an excavator to cook, we have all sorts of subjects.]
"In the end, you're still an excavator! Do you really like this joke so much? "
[Learn IT, a good job. Learn from the X Great Bluebird, the exclusive teaching of the new generation's electronic information mining technology!]
"Isn't this just digging … Forget it, I'll just ignore you forever. Ignore, ignore."
I decisively ended my ridicule of the mysterious voice (System) and did my best to focus on the main topic at hand.
"Cough, everyone, be serious. We're at war right now."
"I think you're the only one who's not serious."
Even though I said that, everyone around me was clearly dissatisfied. Even Marguerite had an expression of resentment as she controlled such a large-scale spell formation. She was currently having a hard time, and it was all thanks to her that the spell formation had been set up. Now, she still had to control the cannon fodder and set up traps, making it even more difficult for her to multitask.
Indeed, it was quite inappropriate for me to laze around and chat in the middle of a fierce battle. But now, even if I wanted to do something, I probably wouldn't be able to do anything.
Emordilorcan had fallen into a tight encirclement. There were too many people who wanted to settle accounts with him. The moment he was trapped, everyone on both sides of the battlefield rushed towards him.
"As long as I get rid of him, I'll become the next Earth Elemental God!" This was a rather direct statement.
"Ömdiroken, I can finally take revenge for my grandfather/father/older brother!" This was a grudge between a country and a family, but wasn't it a little too much? Was Ömdiroken really that bad? If he wanted to rebel, couldn't he find another reason?
"Gulp gulp …" Alright, this fellow still didn't know how to speak the common language.
The Earth Elemental Lords who were the most proactive were probably the various Earth Elemental Lords. Earlier, they had obviously been holding back their military strength, but now they sent out all their combat strength to attack their mortal enemies. And in order to immediately steal the enemy's Divine Soul and divine power, all the venerated Earth Elemental Lords personally went into battle.
Under the sky, all sorts of flying gargoyles and wyverns fought against each other. Colossal creatures such as colossi and earth elemental warlords could be seen everywhere. Earth elemental creatures were generally large and powerful, so this was a battle between giants.
As they fought, the entire continent trembled, and the mountains trembled in fear. However, the Lord of the Earth never had the habit of running away.
"Boom!"
With another heavy punch, the flying tower giant slammed into a cliff in the distance, and a large piece of the cliff immediately collapsed.
Apart from the Wind Elemental Lord, no one else had survived his punch. Ömdiroken had used his combat achievements to display his astonishing power. At the very least, this old dog still had a mouth full of teeth.
Even though he was heavily injured, Ömdiroken was still quite strong. That punch he used to defeat Kamdiran had actually created a spatial crack, using pure physical power to break through the dimensional laws. From the moment I saw this scene, I unhesitatingly gave up on fighting him in melee combat.
"Using pure physical power to reach the dimensional laws, using brute force to break through the dimensional laws. Could this be the legendary 'Shattering the Void'? If he wasn't injured, would he be able to shatter the heavens?"
"Junior, take my Space Shattering Fist!"
Alright then, I won't comment on this strange name, nor will I analyze how much energy it would take to use brute force to break through space. However, this obviously unreasonable reality was right in front of me.
Right now, Ömdiroken was using his true body, and with the Earth Elemental Throne's buff, he had nearly limitless power. He was completely different from his incarnation in the mortal plane.
If Phillips appeared in front of Ömdiroken, he would probably die in two punches.
But no matter how strong Ömdiroken was, or how obvious the difference in power was, it was impossible for Kamdiran, who was also an Elemental Lord, to easily admit defeat in front of everyone.
"Kamdiran is so useless. He was beaten half to death by a single punch from Ömdiroken, and then he ran away like a coward."
If news of this spread, Kamdiran's position as the Wind Elemental Lord would come to an end. Not a single Elemental Lord under his command would be willing to obey such a leader.
"Taste the fury of the storm!"
Endless thunder was summoned and transformed into lightning arrows. The storm continuously lashed at Ömdiroken's head, forcefully causing it to explode.
It was obvious that Kamdiran had learned his lesson just now and gave up on the foolish idea of fighting the Earth Elemental Lord in close combat. He intended to use long-range magic to bombard his old opponent.
Countless treacherous earth elemental creatures surrounded Ömdiroken, while he comfortably summoned all sorts of lightning from afar. It was safe and eye-catching, and his reputation wouldn't be bad if he won.
But it was obvious that he had underestimated his opponent.
Ömdiroken dodged and used an Iron Mountain Smash, which actually broke through the restrictions of space and landed on top of Kamdiran's head. Then, he used a series of beautiful consecutive skills.
"Mount Tai Crush, Mt. Hua Split, Shoulder Throw, Chest Throw, Neck Clamp, Eagle Jump, Waist Throw, Iron Bridge, Depth Bomb … I didn't expect Ömdiroken to be in the wrestling league."
"You're still in the mood to explain? Hurry up and help. Once that guy breaks free, he'll be even more difficult to deal with. Damn it, he actually has the ability to teleport. " Emily was in a terrible mood. She had heard that Ömdiroken was an expert in melee combat, so she had intended to show off her skills since she was also an expert in melee combat. But looking at this super kung fu brat, she knew that she had no chance of winning.
"Relax, the larger an object is, the more energy it takes to teleport. If he could teleport as he pleased, he would've long since eliminated Kaid who was casting the spell. And since he's heavily injured, his stamina will obviously be low, and he won't be able to maintain his maximum output for long. "
"What am I worried about? What does winning or losing have to do with me? I'm just curious about how he reached such a level of physical strength. After I defeat him, I want his muscle tissue as research material. At least give me an arm or a leg. If you don't agree, I'll go on strike right now. "
Alright then, as expected, I thought that Emily was worried about the battle situation. I was too weak. This was the true nature of a witch.
"Eh? Your inference was correct. He did indeed become weaker after teleporting. "
As expected, even though Kamdiran was beaten up to a pulp, he wasn't injured as much as the previous punch. He still wasn't defeated, and he was even able to occasionally counterattack.
However, I couldn't just watch my ally get beaten up like this, which was why I started the next step of my plan ahead of time.
"Beifeng, are you still not done?"
I heard someone's rough voice from the goblin's communication device.
"… Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, which family is the strongest? Which family, which family, which family, which family is the strongest? Find Beifeng for the Gentlemen Alliance, and your dream of immigrating to Donglan can be replicated! Yep, you didn't hear wrongly. It's not 8888, nor is it 88888. As long as it's 998, you can learn Beifeng's secret method of manipulating and taming excavators! "
"Do you guys like excavators so much? Is there no end to this joke!? "
After my angry roar, the other side finally quieted down. Only the sound of digging could be heard.
"Um, Your Highness, it's just that it's rather dark underground, so singing will help us feel more confident."
After a long while, Beifeng's explanation finally came.
"Hmph, I thought it was because you were having too much fun with those Sand Worms that you forgot about your mission. Did you guys invent some new method of playing? Are you having so much fun? Should I apologize for interrupting your pleasure? "
"…"
"Hey, hey, don't stay silent at a time like this. Did I guess correctly!? Hey, say something! I'm so uneasy! "
Alright, as long as it was related to Beifeng, there was no need to look into the details. Otherwise, this book would be censored sooner or later …
However, the situation report came back very quickly. Ömdiroken's nest was also protected by his divine power. The rock layer was incredibly hard, and the Sand Worms weren't digging smoothly. It would still take some time. But the only thing worth celebrating was that they didn't take the same path as the underground labyrinth. Instead, they dug from the ground to the surface, which allowed them to avoid many traps and obstacles. The only obstacle was the abnormally hard rock layer.
Actually, this trick of luring the tiger away from the mountain had already been used before on the same person. But what was the point of using a trick?
"We know the approximate location of the Elemental Throne. It's about three hundred meters below the ground. However, the closer you get to it, the denser the earth element becomes. It'll take quite some time to dig there."
"Three hundred meters? That's about the same as expected. How much longer do you need? "
"It'll take about two hours."
I helplessly shook my head as I glanced at Ömdiroken, who was currently fighting a "tiger" empty-handed. If we really waited for two hours, all of our allies would probably have died.
"There's no time. Activate Plan B."
"Are we really going to activate Plan B? That Plan B is too dangerous. "
"I'm absolutely certain. Hurry up and activate it."
"Must we? Can't we reconsider? It's too dangerous! "
"We must. This is the best method right now. Not only that, this plan isn't dangerous at all. Time is incredibly precious at this critical moment. What's the point of making excuses? "
After a moment of silence, I thought that he had already begun carrying out my plan. However, I didn't expect him to speak in an embarrassed tone.
"… Just what's Plan B? There were too many words earlier, so I didn't read it. Later, it was too dark underground, so I couldn't read it. I just turned on the lights, but I couldn't find it. I think I accidentally fed the plan to a certain cutie. "
I almost crushed my communication device right there and then.
"You said so much just to hide the fact that you forgot what Plan B is!? You fed a cutie? Why don't you feed yourself as well? I thought you were worried about the consequences of Plan B, but I'm so weak! Just you wait, when you come out @ # ¥% … "
There had never been a person who easily angered me. No wonder the Town Security treated "eating, sleeping, and beating up Beifeng" as part of their daily routine. This bastard really knew how to make people angry.
Alright, no matter how angry I was, I couldn't possibly beat up Beifeng through my communication device. Life still had to go on. Since he had forgotten what Plan B was, I might as well explain it to him.
"Move in an arc and give me a coordinate …"
I let out a long sigh after explaining the plan.
"When we reach the mortal plane, I'm going to lock this bastard up in a rare beast zoo as an exhibit! This bastard definitely meets the standard of a rare beast. "
"Are you sure that it's a punishment and not a reward …"
Amelia's words caused me to fall silent. After a while, I came to a decision.
"Then send him to the gray elves to help rebuild. There are lots of beautiful elven women there, and many brats want to go there. But I feel that even if there are beautiful elven women around, there won't be a single rabbit to be found. That's the scariest punishment for that guy."
"Your Highness! Please don't! I'll immediately carry out Plan B. I guarantee that I'll complete your requests with high quality and efficiency. Please don't send me to Hell. If you really insist, I'd rather stay in this world. "
I still hadn't turned off my communication device when I heard Beifeng's begging. This man who didn't take the normal path was actually afraid of something. This job that countless young adults dreamed of was actually a nightmare in his eyes, and he was actually willing to stay in this hellish Earth Elemental Plane.
"Didn't you say that this world is the real Hell?"
Before I even finished speaking, I instantly recalled the time when I first met Beifeng and his various strange-looking followers. They could basically hold an exhibition of the creatures of the Earth Elemental Plane. After trying to guess what he intended to do, I didn't want to guess at all.
"Shut up and do your job properly. Otherwise, I'll send you to a paradise where only elven beauties are … Why does that sound so awkward?"
At this moment, a shadow had already covered the battlefield above our heads. A gigantic object was slowly moving.
"That's a bird, that's a gnome helicopter, that's a superman, no, that's a gigantic duck."
That's right, this was the core of our plan B — the Ultimate Yellow Duck.
The moving fortress yellow duck was personally supervised by the Great Stone Sculptor Ainslo. Countless tower giants were responsible for its construction, and it was incomparably gigantic. When looking up from the ground, it looked like a gigantic floating island.
Although we hadn't yet had time to install any weapons on it, just its gigantic mass gave it unstoppable momentum. No matter what obstacles it faced, it would still reach its destination.
In order to make it directly usable, we even stopped it in midair and waited for further orders.
* Boom! *
The appearance of this gigantic moving fortress changed the entire situation on the battlefield. Its ferocious appearance astonished all the witnesses. Even Ömdiroken was astonished to see it. When he discovered where the duck had landed, he immediately teleported over to help.
Just as expected, the moment the yellow duck landed, it stuck its feet into the ground, spread its wings, and suddenly opened its mouth wide to let out an angry roar.
"Woof!"
At that instant, the entire battlefield paused. Or perhaps it should be said that nobody expected a duck to have such a unique roar.
Amelia couldn't help but nod.
"What an astonishingly excellent design … Did you think I would say that? Roland! That's your bad taste again! Are you intending to embarrass yourself in multiple dimensions? "
"Hmph, foolish mortals will never understand the ingenuity of a genius's design. See, this is only the beginning. "
Its gigantic body's feet were now firmly planted into the ground. That was its fulcrum, and its spread wings represented its center of gravity. Its tilted upper body was the best form of balance. And then, it suddenly lowered its head with all its strength.
* Crack! *
The Ultimate Yellow Duck ate a mouthful of dirt, then spat out another mouthful of dirt, then ate another mouthful of dirt, then spat out another mouthful of dirt …
"Dammit, with such a huge commotion, it's more like an excavator than anything else! Ah, why did I say 'still'? "Adam's comment doubtlessly explained what everyone else was thinking. Everyone nodded in agreement.
[Learn how to excavate, which one is stronger …] At this moment, my System was unwilling to be left out. Ever since I came up with this plan B, it had never forgotten about this joke.
"That's enough! This is a yellow duck, the ultimate weapon, moving fortress, not an excavator! "
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