"Lord, I beg you to help me!! I really don't have a choice. "
The Elf in front of me has a face full of peach blossoms. Her eyes are seductive and her green hair is smooth and beautiful. Her lips are red and puffy. Just by looking at her appearance, she can be called a beauty that can bring calamity to a country.
But at this moment, she is crying like a pear blossom in the rain. The pair of peach blossom eyes that look at me are filled with sincerity and pleading. In an instant, she pounces into my embrace. However, I hurriedly pull open the robe that she is pulling on. I silently take a step back and increase the distance between us.
"What's wrong? Don't forget, you are a law enforcer and a man at that! "
Yes, the Elf in front of me who is crying miserably is the smart and decisive Elven 1st Rank Defense Officer, Krose.Aintan.
Elven males tend to be more androgynous and Krose.Aintan is even hailed as the number one beauty of the legal system. It always makes people suspect if they wrote the wrong gender on their work pass and there is even a precedent of him being pulled into the female toilet. He is also troubled by it and tries his best to appear masculine in his daily life.
Other people wear a silver mask to show that they have given up on their identity and uphold justice. Based on what I know, Krose.Aintan wears a mask even when he is off duty. In a sense, he has a hobby of collecting and making masks.
It is said that he has collected a cabinet full of judicial masks. Those exquisite silver masks are carved with the unique skills of the Elves. Mithril, adamantine and other precious materials are all used. The Elf's craftsmanship is so good that he can draw a map of Sulfur Mountain City on the mask. But the mask is also a part of the uniform, so how can it be different? In order to not affect his work, the carvings are so small that it is impossible to distinguish them without a magnifying glass. In other words, all his efforts are in vain and it is all for naught …
Even so, he treats it like a treasure every day, wiping it at least a few times. He doesn't even take it off when he showers or sleeps … Everyone knows why he does this but no one is foolish enough to say it out loud.
In the past, these masks had indeed given this female elven defense attorney courage and dignity. His natural meticulousness also gave him a deep understanding of the law. His faith and love for the law made me respect him even more. In my eyes, even if I didn't look at his appearance, he was still an excellent defense attorney. This was the first time I had ever seen an elven defense attorney throw away his mask and cry for help.
"Calm down, Krose.Aint. Take a deep breath. What happened? Did Sulfur Mountain City Prison get broken into and the criminals escape?"
Kros shook his head violently, and his tears scattered everywhere, wetting my sleeve.
There were already people pointing and gossiping on the side. In order not to be suspected of having a problem with my sexual orientation, and in order not to become the number one news spread by the fujoshis in this world, I silently took a step back and put some distance between us.
"Is the dragon attacking the city? Have you informed the City Lord? "
He shook his head again. It seemed like that wasn't the case.
"It's the magic beasts attacking the city … …" I asked a few possible answers, but I still shook my head. Finally, after Krose caught his breath, he said it himself.
"It's Beifeng, the Dracon Beifeng.Herault, that pervert! He's too much! "
At this moment, the beauty wiped away her tears and remembered that she was still in the court. She tried her best to squeeze out a smile. A beauty's smile after the rain was like a lotus flower scattering its charm … Hearing the exclamations and screams behind me, I silently took a step back and created a three-meter distance between us.
Then, from 'his' narration, I got to know the ins and outs of the matter.
That Dracon Hunter with special hobbies, after the [Prohibition of Humanoid and Non-humanoid Lifeforms Beyond Friendship Law] and the [Pet Rearing Permit Conditions] were passed quickly, his' pet 'and' lover 'were taken away. Indeed, he suffered a heavy blow, but very quickly, he rose again … …
He stopped being a Beast Tamer and changed his profession to become a veterinarian, specializing in pet gynecology … …
Originally, this wasn't a big deal. Beast Tamers have a deep understanding of animals and treating pets is an expert. Being a veterinarian is also a natural vocation. He only started working for a week, but his passionate, patient and caring skills were already well received. He even created his own 'Caress of Love', a technique to calm pets, but … …
"I brought my family's Xiao Bai to see a doctor, but in the end, we met that pervert. How is that pervert a doctor? He was clearly using a vulgar technique to toy with everyone's pets. He even smiled at me gleefully while playing with my family's Xiao Bai … Wuwuwu, Xiao Bai is so innocent, he even happily licked his fingers … … I, I want to kill him to take revenge for Xiao Bai who was humiliated!!"
If I didn't remember wrongly, Xiao Bai is his pet dog … …
Krose cried pitifully. As a Wild Elf born in Druil, he abhorred this kind of unnatural actions. As a Enforcer, Krose even defended him. Beifeng's actions are basically disregarding the dignity of the law. Don't look at how Krose is crying like a young girl throwing a tantrum. I don't doubt the truth of his killing intent towards Beifeng.
Based on my understanding of his rigid mind, after committing a crime, he would definitely seek death. Perhaps, he came here to resign from his position as a Enforcer and perish together with that pervert.
I was a little speechless. If I let a subordinate I am so proud of die in the line of duty, I really don't know how to deal with it.
Thus, I weakly said to the people behind me.
"Stop watching the joke. Help me invite that pervert over. This is the first time I have met an opponent who can disregard my law like this."
"Yes, Lord."
"Yes, Lord, I will go immediately."
As expected, a dozen replies rang out at the same time. This bunch of brats really hid in the corner to watch the joke.
Krose finally remembered that this is a public place and hurriedly stood up. However, his eyes were filled with expectation and trust, making me not know how to respond.
… …
My office isn't big. That pervert and I looked at each other across the office table, not knowing what to say for a moment.
Could it be that I have to pass a new law to prohibit this fellow from being a veterinarian? No, it is fine to pass a law that targets a crime, but if it targets a certain person, then I would really become a joke.
Furthermore, continuously changing the law itself is a huge taboo. This is equivalent to saying to the entire society that there is a problem with the original law. It will have a serious negative impact on the dignity of the law and the judiciary.
Directly kill the other party? But it is easy to do. However, the crime and punishment must be proportionate. This is also the basic principle of the judiciary. Although this fellow is a pervert, his crime doesn't warrant death.
From the perspective of justice, directly killing the other party if you can't catch the crime and judge the case is a foolish action that negates the value of the entire judicial system.
Lock him up? Sorry, he didn't commit any crime. He is only fulfilling the duties of a pet gynecologist, meticulously caressing cute pets. Some 'touching' is unavoidable … I guessed that he would definitely argue like this, and it makes perfect sense. We don't have any evidence …
I lay sprawled on the chair. This is the first time I felt so powerless.
"I can't kill him, nor can I lock him up. So I can only watch him continue to play with cute pets? Even the allied army of the Holy Church isn't as difficult to deal with as this pervert. "
Beifeng.Herault rolled his eyes, as though he had made up his mind.
"Lord, can I go back now? I still have work to do, there are many pets waiting to be treated. "
This fellow seems to be smiling honestly, but in reality, he is trying to show off to me. "Is the Supreme Court very powerful? You still can't do anything to me. "
"Normal methods aren't suitable. I am also good at using crooked methods. Slander, rumors, sneak attacks, framing, it is too easy to kill you." Just as I was about to go against common sense and deal with the pervert in front of me, a voice sounded beside my ear.
"Master, according to your plan, we need someone to go to jail. Isn't he suitable …"
Thus, I smiled and looked at the person in front of me carefully.
"No matter how I look at him, he looks like a pervert who should go to jail. He is suitable. Un, not bad."
Making up my mind, I raised two fingers.
"Let's make a judicial deal. Two things. If you can do it, I will help you get a pet raising license. You don't have to be a vet in the future. As long as you don't affect society in public, you can do whatever you want at home. I will pretend that I didn't see anything. "
Yes, Beifeng's hobby is only a sin on the moral level. As long as it doesn't cause a negative impact on society, as long as it doesn't cross my red line, I can still tolerate it. But … Looking at the disgusting smile of the person in front of me, I feel disgusted. I really want to kill him with a Finger of Death!
Closing my eyes to not look at the despicable smile of the Dracon in front of me, only after a long while did I calm down my emotions and restrain my killing intent.
"First, apologize to Krose. Un, it is that Elf Defense Judge that you made cry. No matter what, others have defended you before. Repaying kindness with ingratitude, how can it be."
"Yes, yes, my lord. I will apologize to Lady Krose immediately!!"
"Yes, sir!" As expected, seeing the astonished face of the Dracon, I continued.
"Second, commit a crime for me. I will send you to Sulfur Mountain City Jail. I want you to do something for me in there."
"What?!"
"Prison break!! … "
When that Beifeng left, 4-5 hours had already passed by the time I finished the work that I had accumulated in this period of time. It was already the time when the moon was setting in the west.
When I stood by the window and looked at the peaceful and prosperous scene outside, I sighed.
"Sulfur Mountain City has been peaceful for too long. It is so peaceful that some people have forgotten their own duties. "
"Isn't this all thanks to you? Are you boasting about yourself again? "
As usual, she had a venomous tongue. At this moment, I didn't have the mood to bicker with her.
"No, we should be thanking Adam and Marguerite. It was them who protected this city amidst the crazy internal strife in the underground world. But obviously, some people have already forgotten the kindness they received. It is time to remind them."
Eliza nodded her head.
"Traitors will never be forgiven. Actually, according to the rules of the underground city, we can eliminate them directly. This is also the opinion of most of the high-tier spies on the sidelines …"
"This is Sulfur Mountain City, everyone is equal. There is no existence of power. Un, at least not on the surface. It isn't easy for us to have peace. Alright, even if it is on the surface, we have to cherish it. Let's do things according to the rules of Sulfur Mountain City. We need to 'accidentally' obtain the evidence of the traitors' crimes and cause some people to die accidentally. "
"Yes, as long as we create chaos, our spies will start to collect evidence. As long as the evidence is conclusive, it will be time for the Hall of Judgement and Hall of Law Enforcement to take action."
"Are the trackers and magic tracing imprints ready? I don't wish for a single criminal to really escape. "
"Yes, everything is ready. The magic tracing imprints have already been placed in the prison's drinking water. It won't disappear for 3 months, which is more than enough for you to capture them all. All 3600 of us, the spectators, will be mobilized. As long as the number of escapees is below 1000, not a single innocent citizen will be harmed. "
"Un, then let the dogs out to bite people. Sulfur Mountain City is too peaceful, how can I use a knife to cut off the rotten meat. "
Releasing the prisoners to lure the snake out of its hole is a risky move. Back then, when I was talking to the Four Heavenly Kings, I spent quite a bit of effort to get them to support my action.
"Yes, the spectators will force those special criminals to escape to a suitable place. Even if they don't go, our spies will lead them there. But, I am just worried that Beifeng will be able to successfully escape from the prison. "
"Don't underestimate him. Look at this."
Looking at the documents in front of her, even the usually calm Eliza exclaimed in shock.
"How is this possible? A Gold-rank Beast Tamer! Beast Tamer Master? "
"Yes, this is the natural advantage of a long-lived species. As long as they live long enough, they will eventually become stronger. Furthermore, Beast Tamer is indeed a natural Beast Tamer. His love for wild beasts … Forget it, let's not talk about it, it is too disgusting. Look at this report … "
"Target X hasn't even entered the prison for an hour and all of the other prisoners requested to change their rooms. Someone shouted 'Don't let me be in the same room as that pervert, if I don't change my cell, I will die'. At the same time, 'There really is a prisoner banging his head on the wall to die'. This is too exaggerated!!"
"… Not only that, there is a 'zhi zhi' sound coming from the cell. He should be summoning the rats to help him … I hope that it is just to help him escape from the prison. I don't want to continue thinking about it. "
Somehow, the killing intent that I suppressed with much difficulty starts to boil once again.
"Must we do this? There is no wall in the world that doesn't have a crack. If the news of releasing the prisoners were to leak out, your reputation … "
"Even if the news doesn't leak out, just the fact that there is a prison break in the judicial system and the guards aren't strict enough, the punishment of demotion and investigation is unavoidable. Even if Adam doesn't punish me, I will take the initiative to do so."
After a long while, Eliza continues to speak.
"Are you trying to suppress your own reputation? Is it worth it?"
"If the reputation and prestige of the subordinate is higher than the highest leader, then it would be hard for the leader to be. Since I want to help Anne up the position, then I should just go through with the act. Not to mention … "
"Not to mention?"
"The tide of the new era is about to arrive. No one can stop this calamity. In the change of the era, what does this little bit of reputation of mine count for? Not to mention … "
"Not to mention, you are still wondering if little Anne would be so touched by your sacrifice that she would devote her life to you."
My face is filled with astonishment, but I hear her continuing to choke.
"Hmph, devote her life to me? Hehe, based on her personality, she will only anger you, annoy you and ignore you. Hmph! It would be best if she ignores you for the rest of her life! "
Looking at the blushing half-demon girl in front of me, completely different from her usual ice-cold expression, I say this out of curiosity.
"You, are you jealous? Are you jealous that I treat Anne better than you? "
Then, in an instant, the air in the office stills … Looking at the venomous-tongued maid's red face that reaches her ears and her eyes that are filled with anger and embarrassment, I start to pray for my collection.
"It's over, I said the wrong thing. She will definitely take revenge!!"
The weird thing is that she maintains a weird silence. After a long while, she finally squeezes out a sentence.
"If I am really jealous, then you …"
Eliza's voice gets softer and softer and the rest of her words can no longer be heard clearly.
"What?"
Just as I am racking my brains to think of a joke to ease the atmosphere, suddenly, the office door is opened. Krose rushes in and the blushing Eliza instantly disappears into the shadows.
"Lord, bad news, there is a prison break in Sulfur Mountain City Prison!!!"
"What are you panicking for? This isn't part of the plan. "
"But … But it isn't part of our plan. That pervert didn't manage to dig through the wall and another prison break occurred. Someone is attacking the prison! This is a real prison break!! The prisoners have escaped!! The situation is already out of control. "
"Kacha!" This is the sound of me crushing the armrest of the wooden chair. What follows after is a suffocating siphon of magic power.
In the next second, the entire world warps and the colorful world turns into black and white. Eliza is chased out of the shadows and Krose is also pushed out of the room by the rampaging magic power.
"These bastards are tired of living, to actually dare to cause trouble at my trump card!! Those blind bastards, I will kill your entire family!! "
Alright, in front of the office door, those hooligan-like words, in the end, became the dark history of the always courteous Chief Judge Wumianzhe …
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