[The Ace Student's Glasses — This is a pair of ordinary silver-rimmed glasses, but wearing it will make you look smarter. Well, it just looks like it. Let me tell you, this is a special flat mirror used to blind the opponent with Brainiac Flash!]
[Brainiac's Decayed Tooth — "It's this tooth. Sob, sob, sob. It almost killed me."
[Brainiac's False Teeth — "My false teeth are coated with poison! Don't make me bite you. Lick … ahhhhh, it's poisonous! "
[When you gather and equip the Ace Student's Glasses, Ace Student's Decayed Teeth, and Ace Student's Fake Teeth, you will obtain the special effect of Disguising as a Ace Student. Your ability to complain will increase by 30%, your moral integrity will decrease by 30%, and your cuteness will increase by 30%. System, I didn't take any medicine today, but I still feel cute!]
"Where should I start my rant? How did he become a slacker with three pieces of top student equipment? Or should he start with how to equip these two teeth? Those poisonous fangs should have died the moment they entered their mouths! Also, what kind of messed up ability was that? What was that cute power? Do I still need the ability to retort and moral integrity? My moral integrity has long since lost its limit! I gave up on treatment a long time ago! There's so much bad stuff that I can't even spit it out! "
Every time I saw these terrible prizes, it would arouse my desire to complain. At this moment, after a series of complaints, I looked at the interface in front of me while panting and staring at it.
"Kill you with my eyes, kill you with my eyes!"
Fine, I know it sounds stupid, but for an existence that you can't touch but keeps tricking you, what else can you do besides kill with your eyes?
Perhaps it was because he had expended too much energy during the reconstruction of his physical body, but the lottery system had become more and more unreliable recently. The items that he had drawn recently were all existences that made him speechless.
[The Wordless Heavenly Tome contains the supreme Heavenly Dao.]
Alright, I don't know about the Book of Heaven, but this book really doesn't have a single word. How am I supposed to read it?
[Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Xiao Moxian transforms into a wand. I ate a lot of medicine today. While singing "On behalf of the Moon Punishes You" with the dance moves and transforming, there will be additional bonuses to your strength. It's pink.]
Alright, the rest need not be said. After drawing this non-mainstream magic wand, I immediately walked to the window sill, opened the window, and threw it out.
"Who would say such a shameful line! Rest in peace! "
[Holy Sword: Old Scoundrel Fu Jian must die. The newest favorite of the 'One Hit Kill (Must Die)' Holy Sword series. It is the product of the resentment of the readers and editors. It has the special effect of One Hit Kill (One Hit Kill) against those who drag out their manuscripts and those who go out to collect materials. It will be especially interesting when used together with the one above.]
Alright, aside from those strange and obvious pranks, the system did indeed give him some "good stuff."
[Dongfeng Type 41 Strategic Nuclear Bomb — Don't say that the system doesn't give you good stuff. As long as you dare to use it and are able to use it, this thing will definitely be awesome.]
When I saw this thing, I was really scared. But when I looked at the manual that came with it, I knew that I had been tricked again.
"You want a special launcher? This could still be thought of a solution. What if the password was wrong and the system was locked? Where am I supposed to find the launch password? Could it be that they could only pry it open for research? But if it exploded, would you be able to provide insurance? Also, what does the magical fantasy world mean by giving me a nuclear bomb? Can you give me something more normal, like the incantation of a powerful Forbidden Spell? "
The system was really daring. The next time I tried, I got the powerful Otherworld Incantation.
[Dragon Slaying Slash — Something darker than the dusk, something redder than blood, appear in the river of time …]
When that familiar incantation from my childhood appeared in front of me, my entire body trembled in excitement.
"Oh oh oh! A super Forbidden Spell that can borrow the power of a Otherworld Demon King just by chanting the incantation? A powerful Forbidden Spell that only requires a small amount of magic power to cause great destruction? That's great! "
Thus, I found a place where there was no one around and began my own experiment.
I failed? There was a problem with the incantation? No, there was no fake product from the system. I succeeded. The incantation was truly effective. My connection with the Otherworld Demon King was also successfully activated.
"Welcome to the Power of Otherworld Demon King Summoning System … The Demon King you have called is not in the service area. The system is busy. Please try again later. Please try again later. Beep beep beep, thank you for your support of this incantation system. "
Alright, the Demon King was very busy. He wasn't in the service area … I could understand that this incantation system was a patent of a certain world. It was normal for me to be unable to connect, but what did the next reply mean!
"Please rate the quality of the service later. Are you satisfied or extremely satisfied? Of course, extremely satisfied is also fine? "
Facing such a user service of "Dear user, I am your father, use it if you like", what else could I do? I cut off the connection and stared at the sky speechlessly.
Actually, this wasn't the worst of it. There was a year in the past when I consecutively drew a bunch of Legendary-rank treasures. Looking at the pile of orange Legendary-rank treasures, I was almost overjoyed.
"Hah, 1-star beads, 2-star beads … 7-star beads. After gathering all 7 dragon balls, can I really fulfill all my wishes?"
Back then, I wasn't scammed so badly. After drawing 6 7-star beads in a row and receiving the system's guarantee of the effectiveness of the 7-star beads, I was filled with anticipation to obtain the last dragon ball. I even started to plan on how to use that wish and how to obtain the greatest benefits. I even wrote a notebook full of plans.
But it was a pity that after a year or so, I still didn't manage to draw the last dragon ball even after drawing more than a dozen lottery chances. In the end, I could only let out a helpless roar.
"You're basically scamming me! This isn't the lottery for those ridiculous domestic online games, right? There's only lottery but no prize!"
"… The karma involved in the 4-star dragon ball is too strong. I can arrange a challenge mission. As long as you defeat its guardian, it will be yours."
I had read the national manga Dragon Ball back then. Then, the owner of the 4-star dragon ball? Isn't it the main character of the manga, Sun Wukong?
Challenge Sun Wukong? Thinking of those ridiculously strong people in the manga who could destroy planets and universes at the slightest provocation, I shivered.
But then, I remembered that at the beginning, when the manga's plot was still normal, Dragon Ball had already appeared. Maybe I wasn't going to face such a ridiculously strong existence, and there was still a possibility of trying.
"Is it Goku at the beginning? It can't be the Super Saiyan that destroyed planets with a shockwave, right … Why aren't you replying? Could it be the even more ridiculous Super 3? "
"Relax, it's not Super 3, it's Super 33, Super Saiyan 33!"
"Don't fool me! I've also read that manga! How could there be a Super Saiyan 33 in that world! "
"Cough, I already said that it's a parallel universe. That world's Dragon Ball was too popular, so the editor didn't allow it to finish, so it dragged on from Super 3 to Super 33. Sigh, you don't even know what the power system was like at the end. In the beginning, it destroyed worlds and planets, and in the end, it directly destroyed galaxies and multiverse."
In my opinion, let alone Super 33, as long as that universe isn't destroyed, it's even possible to surpass 333! "
Alright, there's no need to say anything else. The first generation of Super Saiyan can instantly kill me. If there really is a thirty-three, then wouldn't it be like punching the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking the Beihai Kindergarten? I didn't want to die so miserably, so I directly rejected the system's' good intentions'.
Later, as time went on (the number of times I was tricked increased), I more or less figured out a pattern.
It wasn't that the system wholeheartedly tricked me, but that its ability itself had a limit. Distorting the future meant that it had to bear the corresponding karma, and the law of how much I gave in return would still be obeyed.
Thus, the beautiful dream of drawing an extremely powerful treasure with only a small amount of points was basically shattered.
So for a relatively long period of time, I concentrated on drawing the 'Godly Arts and Secrets' option. 'Godly Weapons', 'Otherworld Treasures' and the like weren't within the scope of my consideration.
"If I obtain power from 'Otherworld Knowledge' and change the future, it'll be my own doing, and it'll have nothing to do with the system. The system only needs to bear a small portion of the karma? This is basically an obvious loophole that the system intentionally left behind. Who else would I choose if not you? "
That was why I obtained many things that made me speechless when I drew the 'Godly Arts and Secrets', such as the 'Wordless Heavenly Book', 'Dragon Slaying Incantation', and so on. Also, the 'Nine Yin Manual', 'Sunflower Manual', 'Cute Trap Manual', 'PS Beauty Creation Manual', and so on were all real, but I had no idea what they were used for … Fine, let's forget about the above. At the very least, the research notes of the mages from another world were indeed good items, and I obtained many benefits from them. At the very least, they were far more useful than those completely unreliable otherworld treasures.
As for why I had been using all my chances to draw the Otherworld Treasures, it was because I wanted to draw the Spring of a Drowned Man as compensation for the unlucky Kolos. Unfortunately, even though I had obtained all the top students on the wheel, there was still no sign of me obtaining the Spring of a Drowned Man.
"Forget it, I need to open treasure chests appropriately. Just because I'm ugly and unlucky, I shouldn't think that I'm the main character. This time, I should change my luck and draw something like the Godly Arts and Secrets. "
This time, when I put in my Fate Points, the wheel came to a stop and I saw the 'Secrets' that jumped out. I couldn't help but suck in a breath of cold air.
It was a hardcover game walkthrough. On the cover was a roaring Beastman army and countless Beastman heroes.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 'Quick Reputation Building Guide on the Beastman Highlands — Compilation of Data on the Top 100 Tribes'. System Notification: Not only are there special troop types and basic military strength of each tribe, it also tells you the preferences of each tribe's tribe leader and hero. If you still can't win, bring your head to me.]
"System, can you not be so obvious when you cheat? But this time, you did a good job. I like it! 32 Likes! "
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"The so-called Prince Roland recommended by the Donglan Principality is fake. He isn't some awakened Prince Roland who has returned to Valkyrie. He is just a sign that Donglan is using to stabilize the hearts of the people!"
When I heard that the Sleuweir Kingdom had sent out a notice to the various countries and churches of the various Gods, I wasn't surprised at all. This was completely within my expectations. However, I was still amused by it.
"Füml Caso? Since he was willing to send an assassin to kill me for the sake of power and position, then what does it matter if he lies and denies his ancestors? "
If the Sleuweir Kingdom denied my identity in order to stabilize its rightful position, it was still understandable. However, the next notice that he sent out was obviously courting death.
"Camo's Tear Fortress is peaceful. Our kingdom has just signed a peace treaty with the various Beastman tribes. The fake Roland spreading rumors of the Beastman invasion is the best evidence of his schemes! He is trying to sow discord between us and our Beastman friends! "
From a certain perspective, the Sleuweir Kingdom was indeed the successor of the Mist Kingdom. However, they denied the way the Mist Kingdom was established. Not only did they take the initiative to get closer to the various human kingdoms, they also used diplomatic methods to bribe and make peace with the neighboring Beastman tribes.
I have to say, from a certain perspective, they were doing quite well. The reputation of the Sleuweir Kingdom in the human world was much better than that of the Donglan Principality and the Mist Kingdom.
Considering that the Camo's Tear Fortress was indeed difficult to take down, the tribe leaders who received a large amount of wealth turned their attention to the other human kingdoms. The country had already had more than twenty years of peace and there weren't many wars in its history.
To the Beastman tribes, as long as they could open up a path back to their homeland, it didn't matter who they robbed. Anyway, it was different from the past Mist Kingdom. There was more than one human kingdom that bordered the Beastmen. Since the Sleuweir Kingdom used both the carrot and the stick, then they should find another pushover to bully.
The other kingdom that bore the brunt of the pressure from the Beastmen, the Kasomi Dukedom, was quite resentful towards this method of shifting the disaster to the Beastmen. However, this was what they were doing, so they had no choice but to bear with it.
Yes, the Kasomi Dukedom was originally a nail inserted to deal with the pressure from the Beastmen. After the fall of the Mist Kingdom, the true cruel war between the humans and the Beastmen was shouldered by the Kasomi Dukedom.
The motive of the Beastmen's invasion to the south was very simple. In the short term, it was to hunt for resources. In the long term, or rather, there was only one goal — to take back the Bianluya Plains, the birthplace of the Beastmen.
The Bianluya Plains was not the Beastmen's territory. It was the territory and granary of the human superpower, the San Antonio Empire. And the Kasomi Dukedom was a vassal state of the San Antonio Empire.
It was said that the king of the Kasomi Dukedom was also a great noble of the San Antonio Empire. Even the strongest military forces of the country were original products of the San Antonio Empire. Every year, there would be many young generals showing their talents, and most of them were from San Antonio.
There was also a small story about lifting a rock and dropping it on one's own feet.
After a long period of time, when the Beastmen occupied the territory of the original Mist Kingdom, the Beastmen who had a high reproduction rate never gave up on the dream of returning to their birthplace. Large-scale invasions and small scale invasions were very annoying. Many troubled countries finally began to miss the "smelly and tough Barbarian Kingdom".
"Thirty to forty Wolf Riders may not be worth mentioning on the battlefield, but once they enter the hinterland of our plains, they can create countless bloodshed. Those crazily proliferating Beastmen like cockroaches can't be completely killed. We need a barrier!"
And so, under the operation of several superpower empires, the Kasomi Dukedom was formed.
The history of this country was not long, less than two hundred years. After it was founded, it was like a nail nailed to the entrance of the Beastmen into the human world. Large amounts of resources and talents were constantly sent from the hinterland of the humans, forcefully blocking the Beastmen on the plateau.
The Kasomi Dukedom and the Sleuweir Kingdom, the super fortress cities Hailus Fortress and Kamo's Tear Fortress, after the fall of the Mist Kingdom, became the choke point for the human countries to guard the Beastmen's invasion route.
Relying on the unique geographical advantage of the fortress cities and the support of countless human countries, in these two hundred years, they had defeated the Beastmen countless times. Kamo's Tear Fortress was named after the place where the previous chief Kamo died in battle.
But this time, the situation was a little different.
"Urgent report! War has broken out! The Beastman army ambushed Sleuweir, bypassing Kamo's Tear Fortress. Four medium-sized cities were massacred! Sleuweir is in emergency! "
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