Yidongwu: "It's so easy for a woman to give birth. It's as easy as taking a dump. Am I right, Lucky Emperor?"
[Xiao Zhuer]: "My dear, children born naturally are smarter. Just bear with it. How can a man be more afraid of pain than your wife and mother?" She was giving birth to a child, but she was screaming like a pig being slaughtered. If she were to howl like this now, she would run out of energy later.
Come a Cup of Iced Kuole: "Hahaha, the Lucky Queen is indeed a happy fountain. I was so desperate just now that I wanted to turn off the live broadcast room. I didn't expect … Hahaha, I didn't expect this guy to become a pregnant woman in labor. Oh my, I know it's wrong to gloat, but allow me to be happy first before I repent." Don't you think this pile of sh * t is so thick that you can't poop it out?
The famous online quote of "Capital's Number One Playboy" was, "Giving birth is like taking a dump. Women who say that it hurts are all pretentious. My mother's generation didn't have so many problems. She even said that she didn't want to give birth … If she doesn't give me a son, she'll get lost."
These words not only angered all the female netizens, but even the male netizens felt ashamed that there was such an idiot among the men.
It's easy for you to say that. If you have the ability, go and experience it first!
In the end … emmm … Luck won the bid.
He was fortunate enough to stand out from the millions of people and become the new King of Luck, obtaining the qualification to experience the birth of a pregnant woman in ancient times.
When he first crossed over, he felt a little dizzy, and his whole body seemed to be drained of energy. A wave of unbearable pain spread from his lower body to his whole body. As his consciousness cleared, the pain he felt became more and more intense. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and tried to grab the source of the pain with his hands. As soon as he did so … his palm came into contact with her plump and taut belly …
A round and tight stomach?
When he realized this, the European King shivered, and his consciousness was completely awakened.
He found the body in a half-sitting position on the bed, with two white, slender, well-proportioned legs spread wide.
Lucky King looked down and realized that his round belly was blocking his view.
Even if they hadn't eaten pork before, they would have seen pigs run. This posture was clearly a common production joke in period dramas!
His first reaction was to beat his stomach with his hand.
What kind of lousy transmigration was this? Who wanted to give birth to a child …
However, the condition of this body was not very good. His actions did not affect the child in any way. Instead, it caused an even more intense contractions, causing him to wail and howl in pain. At this time, a middle-aged woman who looked like a midwife said hurriedly, "Dear, don't waste your energy now. Your baby is too big, and the delivery time is not right … If you do as I say, you will definitely be able to give birth safely!"
Before the European Emperor could retort, the midwife ordered someone to stuff something into his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue in pain. At the same time, she ordered two strong female servants to prop him up in a half-squat position. She explained, "I've delivered babies for at least a thousand times. Many farmers' wives will squat like this to ensure that the delivery goes smoothly. This way, they can use their strength. Please take a break and gather your strength. When there's movement later, muster up all your strength to give birth to the child. Just follow this servant's instructions and use all your strength … "
Therefore, the European Emperor was forced by a house full of servants, maids, and midwives … No, he was forced to give birth.
However, it was not easy to give birth to a child.
Before the European Emperor arrived, the pregnant woman had already used up most of her strength. She was in so much pain that she lost consciousness. It seemed that both of them were going to die soon.
The European Emperor's arrival injected new vitality into this body, and it was enough for the European Emperor to hold on until the delivery of the child.
This body would probably be very grateful for the European Emperor's efforts, but the European Emperor himself …
He cursed crazily in his heart, but his body was held down by the female servants who mistook it for pain.
For the first time, the European Emperor saw how terrifying the strength of a woman who had been doing rough labor all year round could be. The two of them held him on both sides, and he could not move an inch no matter how hard he struggled. His stomach was in pain, and his lower body felt like it was being cut by a knife. This process was worse than death for him.
Seeing that the European Emperor was a little depressed, the midwife immediately encouraged him with words.
The earlier he gave birth, the less pain he would suffer. If he didn't give birth soon, the child would definitely die!
The European Emperor cried and cursed crazily at the same time. He almost crushed the food in his mouth with his teeth.
He thought that he could end the pain by exerting force, but he did not expect that the delivery process would be so long. The feeling of being cut by a knife was still with him. Because he was a Lucky Emperor, the system had a protective mechanism for Lucky Emperors. Therefore, it was wishful thinking for him to faint from the pain.
[Yuying]: "I know it's painful for a pregnant woman to give birth. I should give my blessings to such a serious scene, but I really can't help it." Once I thought about how the soul of this body was that scumbag guy, I couldn't help but laugh out loud as I watched the stream from under my blanket.
Old Man's Sigh: "Pfft, this pile of sh * t is too thick. Will the Lucky Emperor be traumatized for life?"
It would be best if he couldn't lift it for the rest of his life and didn't harm innocent girls.
After all, Lucky Emperor was a fountain that brought them joy. Although the salted fishes mocked him, they didn't go overboard.
However, the Lucky King was still a hit.
The live broadcast room was the only program that people around the world paid attention to. It was equivalent to Lucky Emperor making a name for himself on this global platform. In the future, whoever mentioned him and saw him, their first impression would be — Oh, so he's that scumbag who livestreamed giving birth to a child.
The salted fishes were as happy as if they were celebrating the New Year. In an instant, the related hot searches once again dominated the entire screen, and the server crashed.
Having experienced countless battles, big and small, the face of the coder monkey, who thought he was experienced in battles, darkened.
Jiang Pengji asked someone to bring her a plate of melon seeds. Every time Lucky Emperor squinted his eyes in pain and howled in pain, then his entire face contorted, she would bite a melon seed. Therefore, as soon as Wei Ci came in, he heard his lord crunching melon seeds, and the corners of her lips curled into a happy smile.
Wei Ci asked, "Is there a happy occasion, my lord?"
Jiang Pengji smiled and said, "I just heard that Xichang's Princess is finally going to give birth."
Wei Ci's expression was surprised. It seemed that he didn't expect Xichang's Princess to not give birth yet. Calculating the time, it should have been more than half a month, right?
"The timing isn't right!"
Xichang's Princess was An Cui's concubine. The child in her womb was his posthumous child.
His lord wanted to use the mother and child to show her benevolence. Regardless of whether it was Xichang's Princess or the child, nothing could happen to either of them.
There was most likely a problem if the child was born so late.
Jiang Pengji said, "Who knows? Anyway, I've done my best."
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