"You, you, what are you doing? Don't scare me, I'm very timid. I usually scream when I see a cockroach. "
The fisherwoman was confused by Yang Si's action, but she knew how difficult Yang Si was to deal with. She dared not offend him.
Seeing the fisherwoman's reaction, the salted fishes wished they could climb into the screen and accept Yang Si's bow for her.
They had been following the livestream for so many years, but when had they ever seen Yang Si like this?
Hen Sheng Zao: "Don't be stunned, give me some reaction. Little Rongrong is thanking you."
Zijue Youyue: "This is a once in a thousand years opportunity. Show me your 'mountain ghost' character. Don't be a coward!"
Yanhuang Huacuo: "Little Rongrong thinks you're an otherworldly master. Take the opportunity to show off. Big brother, you won't get another chance like this."
The group of salted fishes were anxious in front of the screen, but more were envious and jealous.
Qinglingxin: "I'm willing to use more than a hundred catties of authentic streaky pork from six of my roommates in exchange for a 'Dream of a Thousand Years'!"
Don't be unsatisfied: "I'll make a wish too. I'm willing to use the keyboard that Tang Qi used to copy and paste in exchange for a 'Dream of a Thousand Years'!"
The salted fishes cheered happily while the fisherwoman clenched her fists nervously, not knowing how to react.
"I've offended you just now. Please forgive me, little lady." Yang Si said, "This kindness is no different from the kindness of Huang Shi Gong in teaching me."
Little, little lady …
Even though she knew that 'little lady' was a term for unmarried women in this era, the fisherwoman still blushed disappointingly.
"No, you don't have to apologize. I'm already very happy that you didn't kill me." The fisherwoman paused after saying that. She seemed to have thought of something as her eyes evaded. "Then, then if you really want to thank me, can you help me fulfill two small wishes?"
The fisherwoman used her thumb and forefinger to make a short gesture, indicating that his wish was really not that great.
Yang Si was not surprised. He said, "As long as it's within my capabilities, and does not violate filial piety and benevolence, I will naturally do my best to help you fulfill your wishes."
The fisherwoman said, "Can you let him call me little lady?"
He pointed at Liyun. Even though he was a man, it did not stop him from liking the little angel Han Mei.
He was a veteran fan of Liyun's father's fan club. When Liyun got married, he even generously threw money at him.
Yang Si: "…"
What kind of wish was that?
Liyun was also confused. Was there a special title for 'little lady'?
Since it was just a greeting, Liyun naturally wouldn't reject it. When he said the three words "little lady" with a slight accent, the fisherwoman felt that her heart was blessed by Cupid and Yue Lao at the same time. He wanted to climb the wall and jump ship from his father's fan club to his girlfriend's group.
There was a video recording in the streaming room. When he returned, he wanted to cut off the "little lady" that Yang Si and Li Yun were talking about and use it as his ringtone.
"Ahem — the second wish …"
The fisherwoman rubbed her hands nervously. Her flushed cheeks made Yang Si slightly suspicious.
"My second wish … Can I have your autographs?"
Yang Si raised his eyebrows and asked in confusion, "Autograph?"
"Um … It's rare for me to come here, so I want to take something from my idol as a souvenir." The fisherwoman said pitifully, "The mountain is very boring, and I can't stay in the human world for long … Do you know how rare it is for me to possess a body? Autograph as a souvenir. "
Yang Si was a little hesitant. He didn't know what she wanted to do with his "autograph".
If it was really a wild mountain spirit, Yang Si felt that it was somewhat unreliable based on the supernatural novels that he had read.
On second thought, it wasn't hard to get their handwritten words. Yang Si had the habit of practicing calligraphy on a daily basis, so he didn't know how many useless manuscripts he had written. If this "mountain spirit" really had evil intentions, there were plenty of channels. There was no need to use such precious information as bait.
In the blink of an eye, countless thoughts flew through his mind.
After some consideration, Yang Si smiled and agreed.
Although it was a "personal autograph", Yang Si didn't write his name. Instead, he wrote a congratulatory message.
He pretended to ask casually, "What's your name?"
The fisherwoman subconsciously said her real name, but the system didn't allow it. After muting it, it turned into the ID of the streaming room.
"My name is Eating with Feet Buckled."
Yang Si's hand paused, almost ruining the entire piece of paper. "…"
The fisherwoman also received the system's explanation. She suddenly had the urge to cry, but no tears came out.
Damn it, of all the IDs, why did it have to be called "Eating with Feet Buckled"? Great, how embarrassing!
Li Yun's gaze also changed. He said in surprise, "Why is there such a strange name like 'Eating with Feet Buckled'?"
It was fine if it was strange, but the key was that it was very wretched.
Imagine herself sitting in front of the dining table, eating with chopsticks in her right hand and picking at her feet with her left. Her face instantly turned green.
The fisherwoman wanted to cry but no tears came out to cover up her lie. "Mountain spirits are different from humans. Where we come from, we have names like 'Being in Love Is Better Than Being Gay' and 'Naughty Naughty Naughty Sun'. After all, it's a mountain spirit … You know, different customs and people are different. You have to understand. "
Yang Si looked at the mountain spirit with a honeyed and probing gaze.
Even so, the fisherwoman still succeeded in getting the trio's autographs.
Among the three of them, Yang Si's handwriting was the best. The fisherwoman couldn't tell what was so good about it. She only felt that the saying "handwriting is like the person" did not apply to Yang Si. Li Yun's handwriting was different from his temperament. Every stroke was free and unrestrained, while Qi Kuang was plain and ordinary.
"I want to frame them and pass them on to my future generations!"
Her only regret was that she couldn't get the others' autographs.
It would have been great if he had transmigrated during the New Year's banquet. Most of the streamer's staff would have gathered and she could have completed the entire illustrated handbook achievement in one go.
Just as the fisherwoman finished speaking, the boats in front suddenly raised their guard.
Yang Si's expression turned cold and he said, "They're here."
The fisherwoman didn't know when they had arrived. After a while, she saw a dense group of unfamiliar boats approaching from the end of the river. The people on the boats looked fierce and she immediately had an ominous premonition.
Li Yun told her to hide in the cabin. The water bandits were unreasonable existences. It wouldn't be good to accidentally injure him.
"There won't be any danger, right?" the fisherwoman asked Li Yun nervously.
Li Yun said, "They're just some water bandits."
Because of Yang Si's arrangements, the water bandits knew that this was a big deal. Almost all the young and strong men of the water bandits were mobilized. There were more than a thousand of them. A water bandits of this scale were considered above average among the water bandits, but a hundred thousand dans of rations was worth mobilizing such a large force.
Yang Si said, "Send someone to negotiate with them and test out their strength."
To the outside world, the fleet was disguised as a merchant caravan. The people standing on the deck were either rough men in plain clothes or elderly boatmen.
Although there were a few armed servants on the outer boats, they posed no threat to the water bandits.
The water bandits said, "We don't want your lives, we only want your money. If you know what's good for you, leave your money and leave. "
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