"Sigh! This old man is getting more and more confused. He's talking incoherently and acting like a lunatic! "The young man sighed." I need to find an opportunity for him to retire and return to his hometown. "
Su Yu was exasperated.
Hey, hey, you're the one acting crazy, okay?
Taking out an elixir that you're not even sure about and asking someone else to try it? No normal person would try it.
Moreover, it had caused some bad consequences …
"Hey, are you a customer?" The young man looked at Su Yu.
Su Yu could not help but take two steps back. He said seriously, "Yes, I'm here to buy …"
"Since you're a customer, I'll introduce you to the Soul Saint Clan's specialty divine medicine, the Universal Great Sage Elixir!" The young man did not give up and introduced the irregular black elixir.
Su Yu had the urge to beat someone up, something he had not felt in a long time. "I remember you just said it was the Beauty Elixir and the Great Desolation Elixir. Now there's the Universal Great Sage Elixir?"
The young man coughed. "The details are not important. All you need to know is that after eating this elixir, you can become a Great Saint in one step!"
"Yes! It really is a Great Saint. I, Linghu Yang, never lie. Otherwise, I'll be struck by lightning … "
Boom! Boom!
Boom! The clear sky was suddenly filled with five colorful thunderbolts, flashing around Linghu Yang. The explosions sent the ground flying and smoke billowing.
A scorching aura filled the surroundings.
Even the heavens could not stand it and punished this guy who spoke without thinking.
Linghu Yang scratched his head awkwardly and said shamelessly, "Haha, see? Even the Heavenly Thunder is praising my Universal Great Sage Elixir. What reason do you have not to eat it?"
Boom! Boom!
Another ball of electric current exploded crazily, and Linghu Yang's clothes were burnt to a crisp.
Even his hair was curled up, giving off an unpleasant smell of burnt flesh.
His face was black, but he held the elixir tightly in his hand. He looked like a beggar.
Whoosh!
He spat out a cloud of smoke and said, "Am I right? Even the Heavenly Thunder is praising it. Why don't you …"
Su Yu quickly waved his hand and interrupted him. He said seriously, "Stop talking. I still want to buy the secret elixir."
If he continued talking, the Heavenly Thunder might really strike him to death. Where would he buy the secret elixir then?
"Sigh!" Linghu Yang gazed at the pill, and put it away with a solemn and stirring expression on his face. Then, he faced upwards and heaved a long sigh, "People say that I'm too crazy, and I laugh at them for not being able to see through me!"
"Why doesn't anyone understand my loneliness?" Linghu Yang wrung his hands and said in a pitiful manner. A tear of loneliness slid down from the corner of his eye.
The corners of Su Yu's mouth twitched, and he said expressionlessly, "I need a bottle of Secret Mental Medicine."
Linghu Yang wiped his tears and cast an expectant gaze at him. "Are you sure you don't want my Invincible Recover Pill?"
The name … had changed again!
Su Yu shook his head decisively. "I don't need it. I just want the Secret Mental Medicine."
"Sigh!" Linghu Yang lowered his head and returned to the hall in low spirits. He then took out a bottle from the pile of medicine bottles on the table and threw it at Su Yu. "Here it is."
Su Yu stared at him helplessly. He had an urge to beat him up.
Was this guy really sure that this was a secret psychic drug?
He had never seen it before.
"This …" Fortunately, there was a label on the bottle. He lowered his head to take a look, and his face turned livid. "This is Union Powder. Yes, it's been used."
The so-called Union Powder was naturally a drug that could help improve the relationship between a man and a woman.
"Ah, it's not the Secret Mental Medicine." Linghu Yang coughed and took it back. "I'm sorry. Madam forced me to use it last night, so I accidentally dropped it here. Brother, please don't take it to heart."
It would be strange if he didn't take it to heart!
Linghu Yang finally became a little more serious after being stared at by Su Yu. He searched through the pile of bottles for a while before he finally found a slightly old jade bottle. He tossed it to Su Yu lazily. "This is it."
Su Yu was infuriated when he saw it.
The production date on it was a hundred years ago.
No matter how good a secret medicine was, its essence would continue to fade with time.
A hundred years was enough for the secret medicine to lose part of its essence.
"Is there anything with a fresh date?" Su Yu asked.
Linghu Yang was fiddling with the medicine powder out of boredom. He then said, "No, the rest have been bought. Really, why is the Heavenly Law Prison so lively recently?"
Is there only one bottle?
Su Yu couldn't accept it, but there was nothing he could do about it. He said, "Fine, here's ten billion."
Unexpectedly, Linghu Yang waved his hand without raising his head. "Forget it. It's just an old bottle of secret medicine. I won't charge you."
Won't charge me?
Even if it's an old bottle, there should still be a considerable amount of medicinal effects left, right?
How could he give it up for free just like that?
Su Yu finally felt that this guy still had some redeeming qualities.
"Thank you. Goodbye." Su Yu made a prompt decision to leave.
However, just as he was about to leave, an angry figure barged into the hall.
It was a rather beautiful young woman. She had a graceful figure, fair skin, and exquisite facial features.
However, there was a heroic spirit between her brows.
At the moment, she was raising her eyebrows and rushing into the hall. Before she reached the door of the hall, she shouted, "Linghu Yang! Get out here! "
In the hall, Linghu Yang, who was mixing the medicine powder, suddenly shivered. Because of his trembling hands, the medicine powder splashed all over his face.
"Linghu Yang isn't here. He's not here!" Linghu Yang bent over, covered his head with his sleeves, and ran toward the back door of the side hall.
"Humph! You brat, you want to run?" The woman leaped up and blocked Linghu Yang.
Although Linghu Yang looked crazy, his hands were exceptionally agile.
The woman reached out to grab him, but he dodged it like a loach. He then turned around and dashed toward the main door.
The valiant woman was already prepared. She softly scolded, "Xiao Hua, Xiao Cao!"
Crash!
Suddenly, two servant girls, one thin and one fat, jumped down from the hall. They held a net in their hands and enveloped Linghu Yang, who was about to leave.
Moreover, Su Yu, who was just a bystander, was unexpectedly caught in an undeserved calamity.
"Humph! Why don't you run again? "
The valiant woman jumped forward and twisted Linghu Yang's ear. She bared her teeth and said, "Brat, do you know why I'm looking for you today?"
"I … I don't know!" Linghu Yang's eyes turned.
The valiant woman twisted his ear even harder, causing Linghu Yang to scream in pain. "Be gentler, be gentler! Fine, fine, I know, because I've exchanged your underwear for medicinal herbs. "
"Then tell me, do you deserve a beating?" The valiant woman's face was ice-cold. Her eyes were murderous!
Linghu Yang was so frightened that he swallowed his saliva. "Ying 'er, listen to me. I have a pure heart of someone at the peak of the Dao Querying Elixir Refining Realm. I have absolutely no evil intentions. You must believe your husband. Your underwear was definitely not sold to those shameless Zhang San and Li Si."
What did she mean by revealing the truth?
That was it!
The underwear must have been sold to those stinking hooligans!
"I'll kill you!" The valiant woman was extremely angry. She raised her hand and slapped him violently.
Linghu Yang howled in pain. Su Yu was also under the net, watching the couple fight helplessly.
Really, who did I offend? Why did they have to catch me in the net as well?
Just as he was feeling helpless, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his soul.
He realized that his soul was being attacked, but before he could defend himself, his vision went black.
Although it was only for a brief moment, when he opened his eyes, he found that his soul had left his original body and entered another body.
Close at hand was a woman who had raised her palm and was about to slap him mercilessly.
That was Linghu Yang's wife.
When he looked sideways, he saw that his body was lying on the side, and he looked relieved.
In an instant, Su Yu understood that his soul had been swapped.
The other party had used a secret soul technique that Su Yu had never seen before to forcefully swap their souls!
Damn it!
Su Yu was furious. This shameless guy! Seeing that he was about to be beaten, he swapped his soul for another one!
How could a person be so shameless?
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