Qin Mu and Cripple stared at each other. Old Ma had a cold face but a warm heart as he said, "We are all adults so stop throwing tantrums. We are here to see how you have been and also to let you see if our arms and legs can still be used. "
Cripple smiled, "Old Ma ran over from Great Thunderclap Monastery so you should know that he is here to see you. Great Thunderclap Monastery is tens of thousands of miles away from here and only two to three thousand miles away from Disabled Elderly Village. As for me, I am not here to see you. My leg is at the National Division Manor which is the closest to you. "
Qin Mu felt warmth in his heart and Old Ma said, "Cripple may be mocking you, but he is actually a good person. When you were young, you often wet the bed. Granny had never taken care of a child before and was annoyed by your peeing, so she wanted to send you to the neighboring village to be raised. The first day she sent you over, the next day you were lying on granny's bed. Granny sent you over a few times and you came back for no reason. Of course, it was Cripple who stole you back. "
Cripple shook his head, "No way. I hate children the most. If it weren't for the fact that I only have one leg, I'd kick his ass every day. "
Qin Mu felt a dull pain in his heart and was in disbelief, "I wet the bed when I was young and granny wanted to send me to someone else? Granny doted on me so much … "
"She sent you quite a few times."
Old Ma continued, "Granny had never given birth or taken care of a child before. You peed like a waterfall, cried at night, cried when you were hungry, cried when you were full, cried when you couldn't sleep, and the cow in the pen almost went crazy because of your noises. It would be weird if granny wasn't annoyed. We old things were also annoyed. At that time, Village Chief and Apothecary also said that it would be good to send you away. That way, it would be peaceful. "
Qin Mu's heart ached even more and he said with a black face, "Grandpa Village Chief and Grandpa Apothecary also said that they wanted to send me away? How come I didn't know about this? "
Cripple smiled, "You weren't even a year old then, so how could you remember? It was fine if you wet the bed every day, but the key point was that you pooped on the bed. Mute originally wanted to send you to someone to be raised and a cow that could produce milk. In the end, you stopped wetting the bed, so he didn't give you away … "
"Grandpa Mute wants to give me away too?"
Qin Mu was silent for a moment before saying, "Luckily Grandpa Blind and Grandpa Deaf still dote on me."
Old Ma said, "Blind indeed dotes on you. But ever since he lifted you up high and you peed on his face, granny gave you away, and he didn't say anything. "
Cripple said, "When you were young, Deaf hated you the most. You always climb onto his desk and get ink everywhere. You even pee in his inkstone … "
He sighed and said, "She's still cute when she wets the bed. She's not cute anymore when she grows up. She climbs onto the stone statues in the village to pee."
Qin Mu suffered a blow and said bitterly, "Grandpa Ma, Grandpa Cripple, I'm now the cult master of Heavenly Devil Cult. Can we not mention the matter of wetting the bed? I'll look at your legs and arms. "
Cripple smiled at Old Ma, "The matter of being sent away by my granny for wetting the bed. After I die, I will be placed in a coffin. Whenever I think about this matter, I will jump up in laughter."
Old Ma revealed a smile, "Me too."
Qin Mu walked to the courtyard with a black face and moved the pill furnace and medicinal cauldron in. He checked the arms and legs of the two people before taking out Junior Protector Sword to slit open a wound on Cripple's leg and took out a few drops of blood to examine in detail.
After a moment, he slit open Old Ma's arm and took out a few drops of blood as well. After examining it for a moment, he said, "Even though the life force of Old Ma's arm is almost depleted, it's maintained very well. It's as if someone had used Buddhist incantation to vibrate the blood in the arm, allowing the blood to still be fresh. After using spirit pills and miraculous medicine to nourish it, it can still be reattached. After refining it for a few years, it will be as good as new. "
Old Ma said, "My arm was placed in Thousand Pagoda by them. Inside Thousand Pagoda are the corporeal bodies of the past Rulai. The monks chanted incantations day and night to maintain the vitality of the corporeal body."
Qin Mu jumped in shock and cried out, "There are really a thousand buddhas in Great Thunderclap Monastery?"
Old Ma shook his head and said, "I didn't count them, but there should be."
Qin Mu composed himself and examined Cripple's leg. "Grandpa Cripple's leg … The blood is already spoiled. The leg is already dead, so it can't be reattached."
Cripple's face turned pale, and the smile on his face disappeared. He cried out, "How is this possible? I'm hailed as a divine leg by the people of the world. These two legs were refined to the realm of god, so how can they be dead? Furthermore, this leg of mine was just chopped off not long ago, about twenty to thirty years ago. I don't believe that my leg is inferior to Old Ma's divine fists. It's definitely still alive! "
Qin Mu gave a simple and honest smile. "My condolences, Grandpa Cripple. It's already dead, so it can't be reattached. Furthermore, I tasted your blood just now. There's still the smell of five-spice powder and smoke in it. I reckon the National Division made this leg into a cured leg. "
Cripple was so angry that he laughed. "Rascal, you're trying to fool me again. Would the National Division be so poor that they would pickle my leg and eat it as cured meat? "
He became nervous again. "That fellow from the National Division is indeed very poor. Could it really have been made into cured meat?"
Qin Mu was immensely pleased with himself.
Old Ma said, "Don't scare him. Thieves have little guts."
Qin Mu smiled. "Even though Old Ma's arm and Grandpa Cripple's leg have less vitality than Grandpa Butcher's lower body, they still have vitality. I'll first nurture the vitality of your severed limbs. After ten days to half a month, they should be able to recover. When that time comes, there won't be any problem to reattach them back. Grandpa Butcher's lower body grew on Grand Shaman's body and didn't leave behind any hidden dangers. Your limbs are a little lacking since you don't have the nourishment of a living person's body. "
Old Ma and Cripple both let out a sigh of relief. Old Ma said, "It's fine as long as they can be reattached."
Cripple smiled. "I've taken out a portion of each spirit herb from the treasury of the imperial palace. You can see which spirit herbs can be used. Which spirit herbs are still lacking? I'll go … hmm, borrow some more. "
"There's no need. The treasury of Imperial College should have these herbs."
Qin Mu came to the courtyard and was about to check the types of spirit herbs when Hu Ling 'er's voice suddenly came from outside. "Young master, the National Division has come to visit."
"The National Division is here again? Could it be that they have tracked Grandpa Cripple's incident to me? "
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