Great Ruins, Disabled Elderly Village.
As usual, Village Chief and Apothecary were sitting on the recliner at the entrance of the village, drinking tea slowly. Suddenly, Apothecary turned sideways and asked, "Village Chief, you have been paralyzed for a long time right? It seems like you have been paralyzed for the past two days. You didn't even move when the darkness invaded and didn't return to your room to sleep right? When I woke up this morning, I saw you paralyzed here. "
Village Chief squinted his eyes lazily and said, "Apothecary, your heart is in a mess. Ever since Mu'er left, your heart has been in a mess. "
Apothecary sneered, "My heart is in a mess? It's clearly your heart that is in a mess! Look at me, I still wash and groom myself clean every day while you, on the other hand, have messy hair and dirty face, almost dying on the recliner. "
Village Chief said, "It was clearly you who moved me to the entrance of the village yesterday morning and then when night came, you forgot to send me back to my room. Is your heart in a mess? The things that you do every day, you suddenly forgot to do. "
Apothecary laughed from extreme anger, "I forgot to send you back to your room, can't you walk back yourself? Can't you fly back? What's the use of your exceedingly high cultivation? "
Village Chief was silent for a moment and said sadly, "You also know that I have no legs and no hands …"
Apothecary was driven mad. This damned old man was left to dry in the darkness last night. The curses and monsters in the darkness didn't kill him yet he still had the face to say he had no legs.
Just as he was about to argue with reason, he suddenly raised his head. Village Chief immediately quivered and became even more spirited as he smiled, "Isn't it a joy to have friends from afar? Dao friend, you are finally relaxed. "
An old man and a young man came up from the lower reaches of Surging River and walked towards the village.
Village Chief looked at Apothecary and immediately asked, "Where's your comb? Don't hide it, I know you always carry a comb with you and it's in your bosom! Quickly take it out, I haven't washed up for two days so how can I meet a guest? "
Apothecary sneered and remained unmoved.
Village Chief smiled apologetically, "It's my fault for being too lazy to move for the past two days."
Apothecary passed the comb to him and Village Chief controlled the comb with his vital qi to comb his hair, making it tidier.
The young patriarch and Elder of Discipline walked over and stopped to greet him. Village Chief smiled, "A crippled person is unable to return the greeting, may Dao friend forgive me. Please have a seat. Medicine Master, prepare the tea. "
The young patriarch sat down and looked at the disciplinary elder who was standing beside him. He smiled and said, "I am no longer the patriarch of the sacred cult. There are no more rules. Let's sit down together."
Patriarch of Law Enforcement also sat down. He put down the bamboo basket behind him and put it aside.
Medicine Master fetched a tea set and boiled a new pot of water. He put in the tea leaves and stewed for a while before pouring tea for the two of them.
"Apothecary is a way of drinking from the south." The young patriarch laughed.
Apothecary smiled and said, "I was born in the south, so I'm used to drinking tea from the south. The tea in the north is used to watching the buds rise and fall, while the tea in the south has a clear bottom that illuminates the heart. Both have their own advantages. "
The young patriarch laughed, "No wonder the two of you often sit here. Village Chief, what do you think of me coming here to seek shelter for a few days? "
Before Village Chief could say anything, Apothecary clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Good, that's great! Ever since Mu 'er left, this old man almost suffocated me to death. He's been lying here every day, not speaking or moving. "
Village Chief stared at him and said to the young patriarch, "Now that you're free, it's also a good thing for you to come and stay here for a few days to calm your mind."
The young patriarch said, "I'm full of admiration for Dao brother. The sacred cult master has been groomed by everyone and is truly outstanding. He's extraordinary, therefore I've come to seek guidance. The sacred cult master was born with an Overlord Body and had cultivated Overlord Body Three Elixir Technique, so his abilities are truly extraordinary. My knowledge is shallow and I didn't know there was an Overlord Body in this world, so I'd like to seek guidance from Dao brother in these few days … "
"Overlord Body!"
Village Chief and Apothecary looked at each other in the eyes and suddenly burst out laughing. The two old men weren't young anymore and they laughed until their mouths were wide open. They laughed until their tears and snot flowed down together. They laughed until they couldn't breathe.
"Overlord Body … Hahaha!"
Village Chief laughed until he fell and rolled down from the reclining chair. Apothecary also laughed until he fell from the reclining chair and hammered the ground with his hands, unable to climb back up.
The young patriarch and Patriarch of Law Enforcement were baffled by their laughter. Patriarch of Law Enforcement was apprehensive, "How bored are these two people usually? There's clearly nothing funny about them, yet they are laughing until their breath is almost gone. If Patriarch and I stay here for a long time, will we also become crazy like them? "
Village Chief stopped for a moment and laid on the ground gasping for breath. Apothecary pointed at the young patriarch and laughed, "We have also fooled the devil cult patriarch! Hahahaha! "
Village Chief laughed crazily again while Apothecary hammered the ground again.
After some time, Village Chief floated up and landed back on the reclining chair. His vital qi swept up the comb to comb his messy hair. Apothecary walked further away and patted the dust off his body. He then went to wash his face and took out another small comb from his chest. After tidying up his hair, he came back and sat down properly while apologizing, "Dao brothers, there's only the two of us left in the village and we're bored to death every day. The hen dragon even ran out to hook up with a male and hatched a bunch of little hen dragons. It's rare for someone to tell us a joke so it's hard for us to not lose our composure. "
The young patriarch looked behind them and saw a hen dragon that was as tall as a human bringing a bunch of little hen dragons for a stroll in the village. That hen flapped her wings and raised a gale.
"What's going on with Overlord Body?"
The young patriarch asked for guidance humbly, "May both of you be generous with your guidance. My horizons are indeed a little shallow … "
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