Two lunatics
Moon Song walked into Xia Fei's room as if she was very familiar with him. She turned on the TV, took off her shoes, and reclined on the sofa, her pair of fair and tender feet swinging back and forth.
You guys carry on. I don't care one bit about the matters between you guys, Moon Song said very casually. She took out that half a cucumber from her pocket and ate it while watching the TV.
Chen Dong was speechless. He shifted his butt a meter away from Moon Song, sitting on the edge of the sofa.
Xia Fei closed the door and took out a large ashtray from his spatial ring, placing it on the living room table. He flicked a few cigarette ashes into it.
This ashtray was made from the shell of an old Spitfire missile. It looked wild and had a heavy metal smell to it.
Though Xia Fei was still young, he was a heavy smoker. He had been smoking ever since he was fourteen years old.
When he smoked, he had the habit of holding the cigarette between his fingers, letting the slowly burning cigarette become one with his palm. When he smoked, it was as if he was holding his chin and thinking. He had a very comfortable look on his face. His eyes were slightly squinted, and the wrinkles on his forehead that were not too thick pulsated, giving him a rather profound look.
When he needed to flick the cigarette ash, he only needed to use his thumb to flick the filter tip of the cigarette, and the ash would fall into the ashtray like snowflakes.
Moon Song's eyes suddenly lit up, staring straight at Xia Fei. It was evident that the strange ashtray and the way Xia Fei smoked had deeply attracted her.
Bro, you really do have the smell of an old man. What are you smoking? Let me have a taste? Moon Song excitedly asked, like a mischievous kitten who had just discovered her ball of yarn.
Xia Fei sighed. He was only seventeen years old, so being an old man was not a very good description for him.
He stood up and walked in front of Moon Song, lightly flicking the cigarette box.
* Whoosh! *
Four cigarettes poked their heads out of the cigarette box. Each cigarette had a different length, and the longest one had the filter tip completely sticking out of the cigarette box.
Xia Fei had learned this trick from an old cripple who told fortunes on the streets. It was called 'all are brothers in the four seas', and legend had it that the brothers of the Green Gang offered cigarettes in this manner.
Moon Song carefully took out a Hongtashan cigarette from the box and held it in her hand as if she had obtained some kind of treasure.
Chen Dong held back his laughter as he looked forward to what would happen next. He had already experienced the taste of what Xia Fei had gotten himself, and he was gloating as he waited for the tragedy to come.
Pa!
The zippo lighter in Xia Feis hand spun around a few times like a butterfly. Finally, he gently hooked it with his pinky, and with a crisp sound, a small orange flame suddenly lit up.
Moon Song was so excited that she almost jumped up from the sofa. Her eyes widened. "Cool! Bro, how did you learn to do that? You must teach me later. "
Xia Fei smiled and nodded, not saying a word.
Moon Song put the cigarette in her mouth, moved it close to the flame, and took a few puffs.
Xia Fei actually disliked women smoking, but Moon Song was not his woman, so she was not under his jurisdiction. That was why he let her do as she pleased.
Finally, the scene that Chen Dong and Xia Fei had been waiting for happened. Moon Song covered her mouth and sneezed a few times, each one louder than the last. Tears streamed down her face.
"What is this? I'm choking! "Moon Song threw the cigarette she had just lit into the ashtray and said angrily.
Xia Fei smiled. "This isn't anything good to begin with. You can buy a bunch of them with just one dollar. What do you think?"
Chen Dong was trying his best not to laugh, his bronze-colored face turning red.
Moon Song picked up the half-eaten cucumber on the table and took a big bite. She glared fiercely at Xia Fei as if what she was biting was not a cucumber but Xia Fei. However, the unique shape of the cucumber made Xia Fei think of many bad things.
"Aren't you guys going to be gay? Hurry up and continue. I happen to be bored and want to watch, "Moon Song said as she sat cross-legged on the sofa.
Xia Fei shook his head. "We're all normal men. We're not gay."
Moon Song blinked. "Then how are you going to do it when you need it?"
Xia Fei was speechless at this mischievous Moon Song, so he asked, "Don't ask us first. How are you going to do it when you need it?"
Moon Song waved the half-eaten cucumber in her hand and said proudly, "I have this. What do you think? Do you want to try it? It tastes really good. "
Xia Fei smirked. He raised his two hands in the air and made a gesture that men were very familiar with. "You have a cucumber, but we have a hardworking left hand and a hardworking right hand."
This time, it was Moon Song's turn to be speechless. She tossed the remaining half of the cucumber into the ashtray and muttered, "You men are all scoundrels, gangsters, and not a single one of you is good."
Xia Fei noticed that Moon Song's face was slightly red when she said that, but it quickly returned to normal. He would not have noticed it if he had not been paying close attention.
* Pfft! *
Chen Dong finally could not help but burst into laughter as he collapsed on the sofa.
"What are you laughing at, big guy? Be careful or I'll cut off your penis and feed it to the dogs! "Moon Song said to Chen Dong viciously.
Chen Dong might look like a big man, but he was helpless when it came to women. He once again held back his laughter and put on a serious face.
Moon Song realized that she would not be able to take advantage of Xia Fei, so she immediately changed the topic and talked about something else.
"Big guy, did your head get squeezed by a door?" Moon Song pointed at Chen Dong's head and asked with a smirk.
Chen Dong puffed out his chest, appearing to be in high spirits. "I challenged the inner division yesterday and lost. Being injured is a soldier's honor. Once I've recovered, I'll definitely challenge again."
Chen Dong said very calmly. He had an attitude of vowing to never give up. His greatest strength was that he didn't hold grudges. A challenge was a challenge, and it was a fair and square competition. Even if he was beaten half to death, he wouldn't have a single word of complaint.
A closer look at Chen Dong's resume would reveal that he was either challenging someone strong or was on his way to do so. The truth was that he might not be challenging those strong people but himself.
Xia Fei thought about it and asked curiously, "Who are you challenging in the internal division?"
"Everyone!" Chen Dong answered with a straight face.
Xia Fei and Moon Song could not believe their ears. Challenging everyone in the internal division? No one would do such a crazy thing unless they were crazy to the bone. Xia Fei could even imagine the scene of Chen Dong being surrounded and beaten up by a large group of internal division experts.
The two of them burst into laughter without any sense of brotherhood, nearly fainting from it.
"Chen Dong! You actually challenged everyone in the internal division by yourself? Are you out of your mind? "Moon Song clutched her stomach with one hand." That's the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life! "
Xia Fei gave Chen Dong a thumbs up. "I'm impressed. You've got guts. I can't do something like that."
"You?" Moon Song looked at Xia Fei strangely. "Do you think you're any better than Chen Dong? The news of the two of you battling for twenty-one days has already spread. Do you know what the training camp calls you two? "
Xia Fei and Chen Dong shook their heads.
"You two have nicknames: Lunatic Chen and Lunatic Xia. Both of you are lunatics." Moon Song slapped the sofa as she spoke. She was laughing so hard that her whole body was cramping. The girl's craziness really made people wonder who was the lunatic here.
Xia Fei thought about it and asked, "Is this internal division really that powerful? Even I can't break your ice armor with Chasing Light, so how did they break through your defense? "
"They're very strong. Had it not been for my Ice Seal ability protecting me, my injuries would've been much worse than they are now," Chen Dong said seriously, his words full of praise for the internal division.
Moon Song crossed her legs and smiled. "There are over fifty thousand people in Heaven Execution Training Camp. Do you know how many there are in the internal division?"
Xia Fei and Chen Dong both expressed that they did not know.
"There are only five hundred in the internal division. That is to say, cadets from the outer division only have a one percent chance of getting into the internal division. Everyone there is a bunch of crazy monsters.
"Those who can get into Heaven Execution Training Camp are the cream of the crop, and those who can get into the internal division must be geniuses among geniuses."
Xia Fei thought about it and asked, "What's the difference between the internal division and the outer division?"
"Difference?" Moon Song magically pulled out a huge cucumber from her pocket, munching on it as she said, "It's not just a difference; it's like the difference between heaven and earth."
"Don't you think that the conditions in the outer division are already very good?"
Xia Fei nodded repeatedly. Everything else aside, just the living conditions were almost on par with the luxurious presidential suites, so the other facilities in the training camp must be pretty good, too.
Even Chen Dong, who came from a wealthy family, could not find any problems with the training camp. Everything here was specially prepared for elite warriors, and there was nothing they could not do about it.
"If you get the chance to get into the internal division, you'll know that compared to the internal division, this place is no different from the slums. Not only do they have training facilities, but the living conditions are also far better than those in the outer division. More importantly, the internal division has a mysterious training method that can greatly increase a warrior's cultivation in a short period of time.
"Almost every cadet who gets into the internal division will have their cultivation soar in a very short period of time. It's simply too amazing."
Moon Song seemed to know quite a bit, sharing many rumors about the internal division. Xia Fei and Chen Dong could not help but be fascinated by the mysterious internal division.
"So? Do you guys want to get into the internal division? "Moon Song asked mysteriously.
Chen Dong had a serious expression on his face as he asked in a deep voice, "Do you have a way? I'm willing to die as long as I can become stronger. "
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