"Yang Ming, what are you thinking about? You're drooling like a crocodile! "Chen Mengyan found it funny when she saw Yang Ming stupidly propping his chin on the desk.
Drooling? Am I? Yang Ming raised his head. He was just wasting too much brain cells studying abilities during class, so he wanted to take a break during class. However, since a beauty took the initiative to look for him, of course he couldn't ignore her. Yang Ming smiled and said, "Yeah, I just want to eat you!"
The Chinese language was too broad and profound. Sometimes, a single sentence or even a single word could have several different meanings. Only in the Chinese language would such a difficult question appear.
Yang Ming's "I want to eat you" sentence could be interpreted in several ways:
1. I'm hungry, I want to eat you. This was the original meaning. This situation often happened between two animals with a high and low level of ferocity. For example, a tiger said to a goat: I want to eat you.
2. Although I'm not hungry, I hate you. I want to eat you to vent my hatred! This was the extended meaning. This situation often happened between two enemies. For example, when two people were fighting, one side said: I can't wait to eat you!
3. I want to f * ck you. This was the modern meaning, and also the popular meaning. It was used the most frequently. This situation often happened between two couples who were flirting. The man looked at the woman's beautiful appearance and wanted to f * ck her, but he couldn't say it out loud, so he just said: I want to eat you. Or the woman was very moved and wanted to give herself to the boyfriend, but she was too embarrassed to say it out loud, so she could only say: You can eat me!
The third situation was the most popular one. Whether it was on the Internet or in reality, it was often used by people. For example, that time in the hotel in Beijing, Zhao Yanyan classmate was moved by Liu Lei classmate, and said to him: Eat me now! (For the details, please refer to Old Yu's awesome novel "Chasing the Beauty After Rebirth". It was also a cool book with awesome protagonists.)
Now that Yang Ming said that he wanted to eat her, how could Chen Mengyan not misunderstand? The relationship between the two of them was already a little ambiguous, so it was even easier for them to Association on this topic.
Therefore, Chen Mengyan blushed and said, "What are you thinking?"
"What am I thinking?" Yang Ming looked at Chen Mengyan's bashful appearance and was a little puzzled. What am I thinking? Could it be that you can see through my thoughts? Could it be that the world had gone crazy, and the entire city was filled with mutants?
"Humph! Nothing good comes out of a dog's mouth. You only know how to take advantage of me verbally all day long! "Chen Meng Yan rolled her eyes at Yang Ming. She seemed to be very dissatisfied with him not taking responsibility for his actions.
Yang Ming was stunned and shook his head. Only now did he realize that his words had created ambiguity! But in all honesty, he didn't have any crooked thoughts at that time. It was just a casual remark! It couldn't be helped. Yang Ming could only smile perfunctorily.
Fortunately, Chen Mengyan didn't want to be entangled with Yang Ming on this. She knew that if she continued to be entangled, she would definitely be misled by Yang Ming in the end.
"I have helped you look at the papers. Not bad, Yang Ming. Did you do it yourself?" Chen Mengyan put the marked papers on the table.
"You don't believe me?" Yang Ming was very uncomfortable with the question.
"No, I didn't mean that!" Chen Mengyan suddenly realized that her words seemed to have hurt Yang Ming's self-esteem, so she quickly explained.
"Hehe, actually, I didn't mean that just now." Yang Ming was referring to the matter of "I ate you."
"Ah?" Chen Mengyan didn't understand.
"It's okay. How was it? My efforts during this period were very effective, right? "Yang Ming didn't want to continue to be entangled with this.
"En, not bad. Yang Ming, you actually remembered so much in such a short time. It surprised me!" Chen Mengyan said with some admiration, "If it were me, it would be impossible to pick up the knowledge that was left behind for so long!"
"Hehe, don't you know who I am?" Yang Ming didn't say the rest of the sentence, which was: I have glasses, do you have glasses?
"Okay, don't be arrogant. Why didn't you do these big questions?" Chen Mengyan pointed at the big questions at the back of the paper and asked.
"I don't know." Yang Ming said honestly, "I can memorize the basic concepts, but I can't do the big questions. There are too many comprehensive conditions involved. It can't be done with a simple formula!"
Chen Mengyan listened to Yang Ming and felt that it was true. Solving comprehensive questions required daily accumulation and mastery. With Yang Ming's current speed, it was very good that he could master it in such a short time!
"Let me explain to you the way to solve these questions and the key points to get points! When you encounter similar questions in the exam, even if you don't know how to do it, you won't just leave it blank and not write a word. Such comprehensive questions have steps. For example, this question about the electric field, as long as you list out the basic formula I = Q/t, you will get 2 points for the formula! " Chen Mengyan said as she wrote on the paper, "Also, comprehensive questions are often divided into several small questions. For example, the first question is how much is the electric field. Then, you can change the formula I = Q/t to Q = It. Then, as long as you put in the numerical value, you can easily get the answer. This question has a total of 15 points, so you will get 5 points for the first question!"
Yang Ming looked at Chen Mengyan who actually didn't bother to teach him questions every day. He was very touched! What a kind girl! If she could become my girlfriend, it would be my good fortune from my previous life!
In this era where the exam room was like a battlefield, who would sacrifice their precious revision time to teach others questions? Moreover, if they told others their learning experience, it would be equivalent to having one more competitor in the future. Most people wouldn't do such a stupid thing.
At the same time, Yang Ming was a little embarrassed. These few big questions, he took it for granted that he couldn't solve them, so he didn't look at them carefully. He didn't expect the first question of these questions to be so simple!
Although Yang Ming still couldn't understand some of the questions, he still listened carefully. He didn't want to disappoint Chen Mengyan. Whether Chen Mengyan really had a good impression of him or not, everything now made Yang Ming very satisfied.
However, there were always some people who spoiled such a harmonious atmosphere.
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