Jiang Waner's voice was crisp and soft, but her sharp tongue was top-notch.
"Besides, we like to eat like this. It's none of your business. Do you think eating like Westerners is elegant? That's just a step and a procedure. It's just a meal. What's the point of caring so much about it? Those who care too much about these things are vulgar. They are the kind of people who desperately want to prove that they are in the upper class. That's really naive! I also like to eat with my hands. What can you do about it? "
"We're just casual. Why? We don't care about it! Look at you. You're taking photos when you come out for a meal. You're even dressed up. You haven't eaten much, have you? You only come here once a year and a half, right? Look, look, the powder on that auntie's face is thicker than the wall of the Great Wall of Badaling! Grandpa, the hair wax on your head can withstand the bombardment of artillery shells, right? Who are you pretending for? Don't you feel tired? "
"You, you! What are you talking about? "
The girl in the evening dress was trembling with anger. The fat boss's face also turned red.
In fact, Jiang Waner was right. They had been planning to have a meal at the Champs-Elysees for half a year.
"Waner, you're really good at talking! This is the same as when we were in university! "" You're right. You're so arrogant! "
Liu Yating couldn't help but praise her with a surprised face.
"I can't teach you well. Family misfortune, family misfortune! Waner, shut up. Or I'll tell your mother! "
Jiang Tian put his hand on his forehead and felt extremely helpless.
At this time, the French forewoman looked at Jiang Waner and said gently, "Miss, it's indeed uncivilized to eat with your hands when eating Western food!"
"Civilized? People in India have always eaten with their hands! I can only say that this is not civilized in your eyes! "
Jiang Waner continued to pester endlessly.
"Besides, there is a serious problem with your position. You're the manager. Now you should persuade both sides to resolve the conflict. But you're obviously intensifying the conflict and taking sides. If I were the restaurant owner, I would fire you now! Because your attitude will anger one side. Of course, it's not your fault. He gave you a hundred yuan tip. He probably thinks we can't afford it! "
The forewoman's face stiffened. She did not expect to be ridiculed and ridiculed by Jiang Wan 'er, who looked seven or eight years old.
Around 2009, everyone was more or less fawning over foreigners.
In Beijing, not to mention French men, even black men could change their girlfriends every day and call Hua Xia girls easy girls.
The Hua Xia men who came to eat here had always been polite and courteous. They were especially polite to them and even a little fearful.
Jiang Waner changed the topic and fired at the man and woman again.
"Let's go back to the topic just now. We were eating and didn't offend anyone, right? But that woman took photos? What did that mean? Haven't you seen people wearing T-shirts, long gowns, and old cloth shoes while eating Western food? Are you going to post on your WeChat Moments and Weibo to mock us? Who doesn't know manners? Who doesn't have manners? "
The girl in the evening gown snorted and said, "Who's taking pictures? I'm taking pictures of the scenery, okay?"
Jiang Wan 'er ignored her and looked at the foreman again, saying, "Hur hur, you're funny! At that time, you were paying the bill for them. Didn't you see this old auntie taking pictures? Why didn't you stop this impolite behavior? It was probably because of that one hundred yuan tip! Wasn't that despicable? You're twisting the truth just for one hundred yuan? "
The foreman smiled stiffly and said, "Miss, you misunderstood. It's not like that …"
"She scolded us!"
The girl in the evening gown seemed to have suddenly found something that could be used against her. She pointed at Jiang Wan 'er and said, "In such a high-end occasion, wearing a long gown and old cloth shoes, not knowing how to eat Western food, and still scolding us. What a f * cking disappointment! "
"You have good manners? You even scolded us! When I said she was despicable, it was an objective evaluation of her personality, not a scolding! "
Jiang Wan 'er sneered and said,
"What's wrong with wearing a long gown? The long gown is the essence of traditional clothing and the symbol of Chinese clothing culture. Its smooth lines, elegant shape, and implicit artistic conception express the Chinese people of the past hundred years, especially the classical, graceful, sexy, and reserved nature of women. It also shows the modesty, strength of character, and bearing of men. It also carries the cultural meaning of unity and harmony between man and nature! Do you understand? "
"But, but this is a Western restaurant …" The girl in the evening gown was tongue-tied by Jiang Wan 'er and couldn't say anything.
"Let me tell you, ethnic is the best! I like it! I want ethnic to the end! "
Jiang Wan 'er smiled and said, "Brother, give me New Year's money! I'm going to throw money at people! "
Jiang Tian pretended to dig in his pocket and then took out 100,000 yuan in cash. "Let me tell you, the New Year's money is in advance. Don't ask me for it during the Spring Festival!"
"Is your pocket Doraemon's pocket? Can it hold so much money? "Liu Yating's eyes widened.
Jiang Wan 'er had already gotten used to it. She took a pile of money and slapped it on the table.
"This is for you. Let the band play 'Taking Five Tigers Mountain'. I like this ethnic style!"
The head waitress was embarrassed and said with a reserved smile, "I'm sorry, we are a Western restaurant. They don't play traditional Hua Xia operas!"
"Continue to give me money. Why are you still standing there?" Jiang Wan 'er reached out to Jiang Tian and ordered Jiang Tian around.
"I owe you, don't I? Let me tell you, next year's New Year's money is also in advance! "
Jiang Tian was so angry that his teeth itched. He took out a check, picked up a pen, signed it, and threw it on the table. "500,000 yuan!"
"Okay! Sir, Miss, please raise the money! Let's play the music! "
The head waitress looked at it and her eyes widened. She took the check and gathered a pile of money, beaming with joy. She spoke the Beijing opera very well.
"I'll sing the excerpt from 'Taking Five Tigers Mountain', 'Disaster Fell from the Sky on a Snowy Night Eight Years Ago'!"
Then she rushed to the stage and gave some instructions. When the music started, she picked up the microphone and began to sing with perfect articulation.
"I said she was cheap, but she still sang for me obediently!"
Jiang Wan 'er looked at the girl in the evening dress with a sinister smile. She was also good at disgusting people. "Auntie, do you think it's nice? Is it pleasant? If you don't want to listen, get out of here! "
Liu Yating laughed. "Jiang Tian, she's exactly the same as you when you were in university! If you hadn't said it before, I would have suspected that she's your biological daughter! "
"No, she's my aunt's daughter! My uncle has no status, so she took her mother's surname. Haha! "
Jiang Tian said gloomily, "If I had a daughter like her, I would be angered to death by her!"
The girl in the evening dress was furious at Jiang Wan 'er's arrogant and despotic manner. She pulled the fat man and said coquettishly, "Look, look, they're bullying me! You have to get out of here. Didn't you say that you're from Zhenyang District? "
"Okay, okay. You've got guts. You must be a nouveau riche from the countryside. Let's see how long you can keep this up! "
The fat man made a call to call for help.
After a while.
A few defense team members came. They walked up to the fat man, nodded and bowed, and asked politely, "Brother Hao, what's going on?"
The fat man tore off a few buttons on his collar, picked up a glass of wine, and calmly poured it on himself. He pointed at Jiang Tian and smiled.
"This kid poured wine on me, tore my shirt, and hit me! Take him into custody! "
"Please come with us! Cooperate with the investigation! "
A few defense team members walked up to Jiang Tian and snorted proudly.
"Damn, this is interesting!"
Jiang Tian shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
At the foot of the emperor, at the foot of the imperial city … This kid is really something.
The fat man smiled sinisterly and said, "I'll tell you straight. My name is Ge Jinhao. I'm Zhang Huchen from Crown Prince Hotel. Have you heard of him? I'm ferocious! Don't you know who dares to provoke me in Chaoyang District? "
Jiang Tian didn't move.
How could such a small fry be worthy of his attention?
It seemed that this kid was one of Zhang Huchen's men. But he didn't have Zhang Huchen's phone number. How could he call his mother?
"Hurry up, what are you waiting for? Cooperate with us! "Several members of the defense team pointed at Jiang Tian and scolded him sternly.
Jiang Waner was already angry. She smiled coldly and said, "You're really good at distorting the truth! Have you learned about the law? A seven-year-old child is completely incompetent in civil and criminal matters. Murder, arson, and beating people are not illegal! "
"What did you say? A little brat talking about the law with me? I think you're asking for a beating! "
A burly member of the defense team, who was about 1.8 meters tall and weighed more than 100 kilograms, pointed at Jiang Wan 'er and said with an evil look on his face.
It was almost the Spring Festival. Everyone recalled the fear of being dominated by a naughty kid and was in a bad mood.
"Is that so?"
Jiang Waner smiled coldly. Her eyes were already very cold. She suddenly stood up and punched the big man in the stomach with her small fist.
Whoosh!
The big man suddenly bent over. His eyes bulged and he spat out all the food he had just eaten.
Then Jiang Waner's one-inch punch exploded. Her huge body flew seven or eight meters away like a rag doll and crashed through five or six tables before falling to the ground.
"Sacred Heart King Fist? You're really good at it! "
Jiang Tian first praised her, and then he said with a frown, "Why did you teach her that?
"Grandpa, why are you teaching her this? Naughty children are already very annoying, let alone a naughty child with cultivation!"
"Brother, what should I do? Boohoo —! "
Jiang Waner! She burst into tears. She was vomited all over and was disgusted to death.
"Who told you to beat people? You deserve it! "Jiang Tian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Liu Yating quickly took a tissue to help her clean up.
"Little brat, how could you beat people?"
At this time, several stunned defense team members came to their senses. They took out their batons and hit Jiang Waner.
"You still want to hit me? I'll beat you to death! "
Jiang Waner was so angry. She took off her gown and threw them away. Then she rushed into the crowd of enemies.
She jumped up and slapped a person away. Then she kicked another person's groin and made him kneel down. Then she elbowed and disabled another person's combat ability.
"Let's change the song for the young lady — General's Order!"
On the stage, the French forewoman was very excited. She gestured to the band and said with a smile.
"Okay!"
Several blonde haired and blue eyed foreigners immediately began to play excitedly. Piano, guitar, bass, and drums were played together. It was a lively and festive scene.
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