In Ye Xiao's house.
Three foppish lords were drinking.
The table was full of food and wine. There were all kinds of delicacies. With the power of the General's House, such a feast was a piece of cake for them. Ye Xiao was talking loudly and in high spirits. As for the blood ginseng, it had become a dried radish when it was in the box. The essence of the ginseng had entered the mysterious space of the bead and was being digested.
The steward quietly walked in and stood in front of Ye Xiao.
"What is it?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Well, my lord … After you left the house, Wang Da-Nian left immediately." The steward said carefully, "He went to the Crown Prince's East Palace."
"Hmm?" Ye Xiao slightly frowned and raised his head to look at the steward.
Wang Da-Nian's whereabouts were within his expectation. It was actually his plan to lure the snake out of the hole, so he wasn't surprised. What really surprised him was the steward.
To think that he had even thought of these things and had even prepared them in advance …
This was not something that an ordinary person could think of and do.
[This steward … is not an ordinary person!]
Ye Xiao thought in his heart.
The steward looked at Ye Xiao's eyes, but his expression didn't change. He calmly said, "I will leave now." He turned around and left. He was as humble and honest as usual.
But at this moment, Ye Xiao didn't have the same idea anymore.
Ye Nan-Tian had been fighting outside the house all year round. How could a man who could make him stay in the house and take care of the business be an ordinary person?
After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Ye Xiao asked, "Oh right. You said that the three of us are just going to eat and wait for death … I wonder if you two have any plans for the future?"
"Future? Plans? "Zuo Wu-Ji smiled miserably and said," What future do I have in this life? What other plans can I have? I have been f * cking castrated since I was a child. This kind of handicap is a secret that is hard to talk about, and is looked down upon by others. However, it was exposed by someone with ulterior motives. Everyone in the capital knows that the Second Young Master of the Left Prime Minister's family is impotent! How can I raise my head up high? What other plans can I have? What future do I have for a person like me? Let's just muddle along! "
He drank as he spoke, and in the blink of an eye, he had downed three cups.
Zuo Wu-Ji was drinking fast. His handsome face showed a kind of indescribable misery, "You know what? In the brothels, those who say they only sell their skills but not their bodies are the most popular with me. Because even they know that even if they stand in front of me naked, I can't do anything to them … Ye Xiao, what do you think a man like me can do?"
Ye Xiao sighed. To be honest, he felt sorry for this second young master. As a man himself, how could he not understand the pain of a man's impotence?
Suddenly, he remembered that there was a kind of panacea in the Qing-Yun Realm called the Locking Sun Rejuvenation Pill. The reason why it was called a "panacea" was because the level of this panacea was not high. It was only level five. Moreover, the effect of this panacea was relatively simple. It did not have the effect of increasing one's cultivation or prolonging one's life. It only had the effect of increasing one's Yang and replenishing one's Profound Qi. To put it bluntly, it was a kind of high-level nourishing panacea.
The Xiao Monarch didn't care about this kind of dan, but for ordinary cultivators, especially those who liked beauty, it was the best panacea in the world.
Especially for people like Zuo Wu-Ji who had been castrated, it was a piece of cake. All it took was one pill to cure him.
Not only would it heal him, but with Young Master Zuo's physique, if he could really take a Sun Locking Rejuvenation Pill, not only would his stubborn illness be healed instantly, it would also be of great help to his body, washing away his decadent tendencies!
After all, the Fifth Grade Elixir of the Qing-Yun Realm was a legendary Divine Elixir in the mortal world!
After thinking for a while, Ye Xiao's eyes lit up, "Don't be so desperate. Lord Zuo, there is a way to cure your condition … If you can be cured, what do you want to do?"
Zuo Wu-Ji took a deep breath and spoke in a lonely voice, "I know you are comforting me. There is no cure for this kind of castration. However, it is still a wild hope … If I can be cured, I hope … "
His eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "I hope I can be a famous official of my generation. I want to support the king and conquer the world. I want to be only under the king and above all. I want to leave my name in history and leave my name for generations to come! Moreover, we will thoroughly reorganize the governance of the world. "
"I want to study the way to rule the country and conquer the world day and night. I want to learn every bit of experience that I can see. Then I will think about how to change, how to unify, how to govern, and how to do the best job …"
He laughed miserably. "Perhaps it's very ironic. Every day, I fooled around with you guys. I looked like a heartless person, but when you guys were hugging beauties to sleep, the powerless me would choose to sneak back … to do these things on my own, to calm my heart. Because once there was nothing to do, I was worried that I would commit suicide at any time, to seek closure …"
Ye Xiao and Lan Lang-Lang were both silent.
They had never thought that Zuo Wu-Ji, the number one prodigal in the capital, would have such ambition and courage!
"However, I also know that no matter how much research I do, it will be in vain … Because my reputation as a natural eunuch has long been spread out … No matter how outstanding my talent is, in the eyes of the emperor, I am at most a candidate to be a eunuch in the harem. I am definitely not a disgrace to be placed in the imperial court and become a laughingstock!"
Zuo Wuji drank three glasses of wine in a row and laughed at himself, "You see, except for peeing, this thing can't do anything else …"
Ye Xiao and Lan Lang-Lang felt heavy in their hearts when they heard this joke.
"Seventh Madame, I am wrong." Lan Lang-Lang said guiltily, "I won't call you Seventh Madame anymore …"
"You!" Zuo Wu-Ji stared at him. Apparently, he was going to get angry, but then he sighed and said, "I always fantasize that if one day I am cured, I will have three wives and four concubines. I will be surrounded by beautiful women. I will be the most romantic and famous official. And then I will be a loyal official! Hahaha. What do you think? Isn't my dream funny? That is too daring and too extravagant! "
Ye Xiao sighed and patted his shoulder, "Haven't you ever thought about cultivating martial arts and becoming immortal? You will be invincible in the world?"
Zuo Wu-Ji shook his head and said listlessly, "I am not interested in that at all! No matter how strong a martial artist is, it is only a matter of life and death, a temporary and temporary benefit. Scholars, on the other hand, can plan behind curtains and decide victory thousands of miles away. The entire world, countless people, will benefit from one word or one decision of his! "
"One hundred years of life is enough." Zuo Wu-Ji said.
Ye Xiao was shocked. During the conversation, he found another advantage of Zuo Wu-Ji, which was his toughness. In fact, Zuo Wu-Ji had shown this advantage a long time ago, but nobody had ever seen it.
A man who was born castrated could actually face his own shortcomings. He could endure countless mocking stares and sarcastic words every day, yet he could still stand firm and strong. Ye Xiao thought that if he was in Zuo Wu-Ji's shoes, he might not be able to do better than Zuo Wu-Ji. As Zuo Wu-Ji said, he might have committed suicide long ago!
"There is always something in the world that you can't think of, but there is nothing that you can't do. As long as you dare to think about it, it is possible to succeed." Ye Xiao nodded and said seriously, "In the history of martial arts, you are the first and the only one who is superior to thousands of people … Lord Zuo, who is a man of honor and integrity!"
Zuo Wu-Ji was about to get angry, but when he looked up and saw Ye Xiao's serious face, he was shocked, "Are you serious?"
"I do have a way to cure your disease." Ye Xiao said word by word.
No matter how strong a person's tenacity was, there would always be a limit. He had no choice but to give Zuo Wuji a reassuring pill. Because, according to Zuo Wuji's current state of mind, he might not be able to hold on until the day the Dan was formed. He would collapse first.
"You?" Zuo Wuji's eyes suddenly burst out a dazzling light. His breathing suddenly became heavy like a bellows.
"I can cure your disease. Really." Ye Xiao seriously said, "But … I can't do it now. Your disease is not something that can be cured by ordinary dan beads. It takes time to make this dan bead. Zuo Wu-Ji, if you trust me, wait for me for one year! One year at most. I can promise you that you will be a man again in one year! "
Zuo Wu-Ji looked at him seriously and smiled, "Good! It's a deal. I will wait for you for one year. I have waited for eighteen years. Why would I care about one more year? "
Lan Lang-Lang laughed weirdly, "Eighteen years … You are good. You have been thinking about that since you came out of your mother's womb? That is incredible. "
The three of them laughed together.
"What about you, Erlang?" Maybe because Zuo Wu-Ji had vented all the pain in his heart, he felt much more relaxed. He even used the nickname that Lan Lang-Lang hated the most to make fun of him.
"Zuo Wu-Ji!" Lan Lang-Lang exploded as expected, "I am warning you again today. Don't call me Erlang anymore! You can call me Brother Lan, or you can call me Lang! I have been Lang all my life, but there is no Two! I hate this Two! "
"Lang!" Ye Xiao and Zuo Wu-Ji suddenly staggered.
"Come on, Lang! Tell me, what do you want to do? "Zuo Wu-Ji followed his advice and started to call him 'Lang' from now on.
Lan Lang-Lang scratched his head. He felt that this word sounded even worse when it was called out with emphasis. However, he was the one who suggested it, so he had to accept it.
"I have ten wishes."
Ye Xiao and Zuo Wu-Ji were shocked when Lan Lang-Lang started to speak.
"My first wish is to cure my dysentery." Lan Lang-Lang scratched his head.
"Puff!" Ye Xiao spat out a mouthful of wine. Zuo Wu-Ji also started to laugh.
"My second wish is that no one will care about me and I will be free and unfettered." Lan Lang-Lang didn't care about their feelings at all. He just kept on talking, "My third wish is to make a lot of money, a lot of money! My fourth wish is that I don't want to be an official, I don't want to study literature, and I don't want to practice martial arts either. My fifth wish is to find a beautiful wife. I don't need to have so many concubines. One is enough. My sixth wish is for my family to be safe and live a long life. My seventh wish is … "
Lan Lang-Lang kept on talking about his wishes. He actually got ten wishes. However, the last wish was, "… My tenth wish is for us brothers to get along well with each other. It would be best if … we could still play together when we are in our seventies or eighties. It would be the last time we could have a meal together with good brothers. After that, we would die together …"
After that, Lan Lang-Lang smacked his lips and seemed to be fascinated, "Such a beautiful future. I feel so good just thinking about it …"
Ye Xiao and Zuo Wu-Ji were speechless.
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