"Not … not big …" The woman could no longer care about her dignity at that moment. The old man before her gave her an incredibly terrifying feeling, and she could not help but remember a legend!
It was said that among the three ninth level Dao Gods of Ancient Zang, one of them was the emperor. He had a mighty will, and the world had to worship him. With his royal blood coursing through his veins and the Dao he inherited, he paid particular attention to the boundless grace of the emperor and the fact that he could not win against ten thousand battles!
The woman was not unfamiliar with the other person. He was the supreme Progenitor of Asura Clan, Tian Xiu Luo!
With a supreme, domineering will, he made the world submit to him and made all lives respect him. That domineering presence filled one of the most extreme peaks of the Dao will of Asura Clan!
No one knew the name of the last person, but as one of the great sect elders of Asura Clan, the woman had met the Progenitor of Tian Xiu Luo once in her life and listened to him expound on Dao. She knew some secrets that no one else knew, such as the name of the third ninth level Dao God. His name was Gu Hong!
He was a loner, had a strange personality, and was temperamental like the ever-changing clouds. He was clearly different from the emperor and Tian Xiu Luo, and his emotions fluctuated slightly. In fact, when the Progenitor of Tian Xiu Luo mentioned him, he was unable to remain calm. His emotions fluctuated slightly, and he only had one comment about the third ninth level Dao God.
"How utterly shameless!"
At that moment, as Ji Wumeng's body trembled and her heart filled with terror, the name the Asura Dao's Ancestor had once mentioned appeared in her mind.
He was … Dao God Gu Hong, who shared the same name as Dao God Gu Di and Dao God Tian Xiu Luo!
"Not big?" The old man was momentarily stunned. He blinked, and a skeptical look appeared on his face. The moment he said those words, his left hand immediately went forward and slid into the woman's Daoist robe in an incredibly perverted manner. He touched her butt, and his eyes instantly went wide, as if he had touched something he could not believe …
"Y-y-you … How dare you lie to me?! Urk … No, no. Ahem, I'll have to touch it carefully to know if it's real or fake. Heh heh, don't even think about hiding it from me. " The old man was originally about to explode in anger, but he seemed to have remembered something. His eyes suddenly sparkled, and he quickly let out a few dry coughs before he touched the woman's Daoist robe with his left hand.
At this moment, the beautiful woman couldn't be bothered to be shy. At her age, what had she not experienced? It wasn't that she didn't want to resist such things, but it depended on the person …
Especially when she guessed the old man's identity, the fear in her heart made her forget to resist. In fact … she was a little unwilling to resist.
"Hmph, you're indeed lying to me again. However, I'm a reasonable old man. How about this, I'll study it a bit more to see if you're really lying." The old man quickly touched it a few more times, a serious expression on his face as he pondered.
"Eh? Why can't I feel it? Sigh, I'm getting old. This won't do. In order to prove your innocence, I must study it more carefully. "
While the old man was enjoying himself, Su Ming automatically ignored everything around him. Whatever the old man wanted to do had nothing to do with Su Ming. Su Ming lifted the axe again and again, and every time he swung it down, he would cut the firewood in half.
When about the time it takes for an incense stick to burn passed and a red flush gradually appeared on the woman's face, the old man reluctantly removed his hand from under the woman's Daoist robe. He glared at her, and it looked like he was about to spit fire.
"Damn it, y-y-you … I knew it! You're lying to me again! Is your butt small?! Is there any justice in this world?! Is there any law in this world?! The sun is watching from the sky, and you dare say that your butt is small?!" The old man's anger surged to the heavens. As he spoke, he pointed at the sky.
But at that moment … it was already late at night.
The bright world could not be seen, and neither could the sun be seen, but the old man clearly did not care about these things. As he roared, the woman trembled even more violently. Most of her cultivation base had been sucked away by the old man, and the feeling of her body going limp caused a pleading look to appear in the woman's eyes.
At that moment, she was filled with extreme regret. She hated herself for coming to this strange mountain village to cause trouble for Su Ming, or else she would not have run into this terrifying existence.
"I …" Just as the woman was about to speak, the old man's anger seemed to have reached its peak, and he immediately roared at Su Ming.
"Su Ming, Su Ming, don't cut wood just yet! Heh heh, this girl with a big rump actually dared to lie to me! She clearly has a big rump, but she actually said it was small! Damn it, damn it, could it be that my hand is too small?
"No, this is an incredibly serious matter. I have to have a witness! Come, throw away your axe and come here to touch it, then tell me whether it's big or small!" When the old man roared in anger, Su Ming, who originally thought that he had calmed down, became a mess with a bang. He came to a halt and turned his head around to look at the old man with a wry smile.
"Hmm? That smile … Boy, could it be that you also like this girl with a big rump? Haha! Looks like we are indeed fated to meet. I didn't feed you, drink you, and give you a white dog in vain. Oh well, I've always been a forthright person, and I've always been loyal to my friends!
In the past, Gu Tai even went with me … Ahem, let's not talk about the past. Little boy Su, don't worry. Tonight, I'll let you sleep in the house, and we'll have a passionate, touching love with this girl with a big rump! "The old man said boldly to Su Ming with a smile that said" I understand, I understand ".
When the woman heard this, her face turned stark pale, but there was not much fear on her face. She was only afraid of how she could escape from the old man.
Just as Su Ming was about to open his mouth to explain the old man's misunderstanding, the two white dogs' gazes met each other when the old man turned around. At that moment, the woman's heart let out a loud thump, and her face instantly turned stark pale. In fact, the center of her terror was shifted to the old man.
The old man was conflicted.
Hesitation and conflict appeared on his face, but it was clear that he was a man who was loyal to his friends and was very forthright. At that moment, he swung his arm, and with a tone that made it seem as if he was very bothered by it, he spoke loudly.
"Oh well, even if it's furred, it's fine. You two white dogs are in luck. Heh heh, tonight … Tonight, once we're done talking about love, I'll let you have a taste of love."
"Senior Gu Hong!" The fear on the woman's face became even stronger than before. In her anxiety, she immediately screamed shrilly. She believed that with the old man's status and level of cultivation, since he said it, he would definitely do it.
"What did you say? What did you call me? Damn it, this is a secret! Y-y-you … My name is Gu Hong, but this is a secret! I hate it! I hate it! Su Ming, why aren't you coming over to prove it? Let's see whether her rump is big or not!" White smoke seemed to be coming out of the old man's head at that moment. Red appeared in his eyes, and when he looked towards Su Ming, he looked as if he would explode with rage if Su Ming did not touch her and think that he was looking down on him.
Su Ming fell silent, but soon, a faint smile appeared on his face. When he did so, a calm look appeared on his face again. He swept his gaze past the woman and spoke languidly.
"It's just as you said, senior. This female cultivator is indeed lying."
"Hmm? You don't even need to touch her and you know? "The old man looked at Su Ming doubtfully.
"I have long since reached the point where I don't need to touch her. I can tell just by looking at her. Senior, you will need to practice this more," Su Ming said with a smile and a relaxed expression on his face.
When he said these words, the old man was stunned. After a long while, his gaze towards Su Ming suddenly became filled with an enthusiasm that had never appeared before. It was as if he was a kindred spirit.
"Ahem, can you tell me … how did you manage to tell? Teach me this. Why don't we trade? I have quite a lot of good stuff with me, and some incantations that can be repeated seven or eight times in a row, "the old man quickly said.
"You can only understand it, not explain it with words."
"Makes sense, makes a lot of sense, makes a lot of sense, it's too … Hmm? Darn it all, bullsh * t, you're toying with me! " The old man instinctively wanted to nod, but when he was halfway through his sentence, he seemed to have come to a realization, and he immediately flew into a rage.
Su Ming arched his eyebrows, and his gaze instantly turned fierce. Once his gaze landed on the woman, he spoke faintly in the span of a few breaths.
"You've practiced cultivation for 38,792 years, lost your virginity at thirty-nine years old, had nineteen partners in your life, and your butt is as wide as four palms!" Su Ming's expression was incredibly calm, but when he spoke, shock filled the old man's face.
"Nonsense!" The woman was just about to speak, but she was immediately cut off by the old man's face, which was filled with admiration.
"Powerful man, powerful man! I didn't expect this! Little boy Su, you're a powerful man!"
"I still have to thank you for your guidance, senior." Su Ming smiled faintly.
"I wouldn't dare to give you guidance. We should be sparring. Um … it's already late, so I won't be talking to you anymore. I have to go talk about love with this girl with a big rump." The old man's eyes shone. He grabbed the woman's hand excitedly and ran towards the house. The woman had no choice but to be dragged back into the house.
"Senior Gu Hong, I'm the Great Sect Elder of Asura Clan. You … You can't do this. Progenitor Tian Xiu Luo is …" the woman quickly said, but before she could finish speaking, the old man roared.
"Damn it, don't mention that old bastard from Tian Xiu Luo Dao! If I want to find a girl with a big rump, no one in Ancient Zang will dare to say no! Not even that old bastard from Tian Xiu Luo Dao!
"It doesn't matter whether it's that old bastard or that old coot from the royal capital, both of them have families and businesses! I'm alone, who would dare to provoke me?!" The old man's words were incredibly arrogant. He brought the woman back into the house, and with a bang … he shut the door.
"Eh? By the way, little boy Su, why aren't you coming in? Hurry up and come in." Soon, the door to the house was opened again, and the old man stared at Su Ming with a serious expression.
"This is a serendipity for you. You have to think about it carefully. Are you coming in or not?"
Mudan River experienced an even greater snowstorm than last week. It was as if someone had cast a divine ability and frozen the city. Flights could not take off, roads were blocked, and trains no longer seemed to be able to enter or leave the city. I heard that a building in the north of the city had collapsed, and almost all the cars on the streets could not move an inch. They were sunk deep into the snow.
Wei Xin uploaded a few pictures of the snowstorm. Even I, a northerner, find this sort of snow rare. My fellow Daoists, you must take a look.
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