What the hell?!
He didn't understand. Using couplets to mock, ridicule and scold each other, but he really didn't understand. What was there to be proud of? What was there to mock?
You scold me, I scold me. Victory hasn't been decided yet. What's there to be proud of? What's there to mock?!
Before he could understand what was going on, he heard Chu Yang's indifferent reply, "Your mother will personally cook!"
How dare you scold my mother!
He was furious and immediately scolded back. Suddenly, he realized that he had used up all the couplets he had received earlier!
Instantly, his entire body shook. Following that, an extremely clear scene appeared in his mind — Couplets pierced through his intestines, causing him to vomit three liters of blood!
The reason why Kong Jingshi had such a deep impression of these couplets was not only because they were extremely vulgar, but also because these couplets were accompanied by pictures. In the pictures, there were two people competing with each other, and the person who came up with the first couplet was pierced through his intestines, causing him to vomit three liters of blood!
When he first saw this, he dismissed it with a laugh. Couplets were just for fun. Even if he didn't have a temper after being insulted, he wouldn't be pierced through his intestines, nor would he vomit three liters of blood!
But now, it didn't seem to be an exaggeration, because he finally realized something.
"Oh no, I've been tricked! I've completely fallen for this despicable trick! "
Kong Jingshi's intuition told him that something was amiss. He realized that he might have been played for a fool, and the consequences were simply unimaginable. If news of him being played for a fool like this were to spread, he would definitely become a laughing stock. He would be laughed at until he died!
"How do you feel?" At this moment, Chu Yang suddenly said to him, "My couplets aren't bad, right? And the pictures I drew aren't bad either, right?"
"Piercing through your intestines, vomiting three liters of blood isn't too much, right? But why haven't you pierced your intestines and vomited three liters of blood until now? Could it be that your intestines are thicker, or your blood is thicker, or your skin is thicker?! "
Buzz buzz buzz!
"Those couplets are indeed his. I've really been tricked!"
Kong Jingshi no longer had any doubts in his heart. His mind buzzed and he immediately felt that the world was spinning. Between shame and anger, his internal organs were burning. He even faintly felt that his throat was itching, as if he was about to vomit something!
"This can't be!"
"You can't do this even if you kill me!"
"If this continues, I, Kong Jingshi, will no longer be able to live!"
With a plop, Kong Jingshi lost control of his body as he clenched his teeth. He staggered and fell to the ground in front of everyone.
"Haha, the God of Deceit is indeed invincible. Kong Jingshi is about to faint from anger!"
"He didn't just faint from anger. I think he has suffered internal injuries."
"However, the God of Deceit is still not strong enough. Where is the three liters of blood that pierced through his intestines?"
When Kong Jingshi heard this, his vision darkened. He thought to himself, "Could it be that this is also part of that despicable person's plan?"
He was so angry that he almost vomited blood and fainted.
At this moment, his current appearance could be said to be …
Awkward, awkward, awkward to the extreme. It was as if he couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground and hide in it!
Tragic, tragic, tragic to the extreme. Even Qin Guo, who was watching from the side, could not help but feel sympathy for him!
"Don't be in such a hurry to faint. Also, don't be in such a hurry to vomit blood. The victor has not been decided yet." Chu Yang stood in front of Kong Jingshi and looked down. "However, this level is still not enough. It has not reached the level of piercing through his intestines and vomiting three liters of blood!"
As he spoke, he pointed to the crowd and said, "Did you hear that? Everyone is already complaining that I didn't let you pierce through his intestines and vomit three liters of blood! Although this is my fault, I ask for your cooperation! "
Kong Jingshi was extremely humiliated. He really wanted to die together with Chu Yang. However, he knew very well that he had already lost. He had completely lost!
If this continued, he would lose even more miserably. He would be even more embarrassed and humiliated. When that time came, the humiliation would be even greater. It would even exceed his imagination.
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