A pond sealed by willows!
Who in Grand Capital City and the Central Plains didn't know of such an absolute?
Such an absolute suddenly appeared in Shangguan Bao's mind, and he instantly had a bad feeling — his master seemed to be kicking a knife!
That country bumpkin's attainments in literary arts had suppressed and humiliated the entire Central Plains. What he deeply felt was that Duke Jiu seemed to be cursing his mother, while his master's father was laughing nonstop for three days. Even though he was beaten up by Duke Jiu time and time again, he was still laughing nonstop.
How could this work?
Shangguan Bao expressed his doubts, but he didn't dare to say it out loud. He could only beat around the bush and say, "Young master, that lousy parrot seems to have been dressed in flowery clothes again!"
In other words, it definitely wasn't the first one.
As for wearing flowery clothes, it seemed to be the complete opposite of Chu Yang's practice of stripping, plucking, and hanging to dry. However, the parrot would rather be stripped, plucked, and hung to dry than wear flowery clothes.
Because it was too miserable, too miserable.
On such a hot day, its cultivation was sealed, and it had to wear layers and layers of clothes prepared for birds. Under these layers and layers, even a person would grow heat rashes. Even if it was a bird, it definitely did not feel good, but it could not bear it.
Furthermore, that wasn't all. The parrot would wear layer after layer of flowery clothes, and in the end, it would turn into a mountain, a mountain of clothes. Inside, it was like being confined in the depths of tens of thousands of layers of hell.
After the parrot suffered once, it suddenly felt that reading, writing, composing poems, and painting was a very happy and joyful thing.
"Hmph, that lousy bird!" Shangguan Can couldn't help but sneer coldly. "It's really confident in that pile of sh * t. It actually deliberately leaked the news to me so that that pile of sh * t would screw me over!"
After a pause, he became furious. "Elder sister is really obsessed with that pile of sh * t. She actually punished that lousy bird so viciously!"
Suddenly, he couldn't help but shudder. Wearing clothes wasn't something that only the parrot enjoyed, he was also a part of it. Ever since his elder sister returned from the Eastern Plains, she changed a lot. He didn't know why she would think of such a vicious method to torture him to the point that he didn't dare to cause trouble easily.
"Damn it! This time, I'm going to make you wear flowery clothes too!"
Shangguan Can recalled that after his cultivation was sealed, he had to wear layers and layers of clothes. In the end, he was even more miserable than the parrot. Suddenly, he felt resentful again.
Wearing flowery clothes!
Shangguan Bao couldn't help but shudder. He had also experienced it. Fortunately, he had begged for mercy in time.
What happened that day was still vivid in his mind, as if it had happened yesterday. His master had been dressed in flowery clothes, but he didn't think much of it. It was just wearing clothes like a mountain, so what was the point of taking it seriously?
Therefore, when he revealed such an intention, his master gave him a flowery robe to wear. He quickly realized how terrifying it was. Not only did he get rashes all over his body, but the feeling of being confined was enough to drive him crazy.
He couldn't hold on for a single day, while the parrot and its master both lasted for seven days and seven nights. It was extremely miserable.
"Young master, do you have any other orders? If not, I'll go and complete the mission you gave me."
Shangguan Bao was afraid that his master would think of his miserable past and put flowery clothes on him on a whim, so he immediately wanted to escape.
"Go!"
"Yes, young master!"
Shangguan Bao walked carefully for a while, then rushed out with a whoosh. When he reached a safe place, he couldn't help but let out a long breath and said with lingering fear, "You scared me to death!"
Then, he complained, "I don't know where Miss Lan learned how to wear flowery clothes. It's really killing me!"
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