Chapter 2327
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Rumble!
The Sage Monarch Mountain trembled. Within the Strange Gate Road, a huge cloud of dust rose into the sky, as if an earthen dragon had broken out of the ground and was about to play in the clouds.
"Ah!"
Amidst the loud noise, a miserable scream was heard. It was as if they were looking at a naughty child who had smashed his head against the door. However, there was no crying, only cursing crazily.
"What kind of dogshit Strange Gate is this? It's made of paper. If you're so weak, can't you tell me in advance? Don't you know that I was caught off guard and embarrassed to the extreme? "
"Sage Monarch Mountain, I'll remember you. If I don't flatten you, my entire family will go to the Sage Monarch Mountain!"
"The so-called Sage Monarch College is only at this level. Using a mere broken door to fool people, this marshal has really opened my eyes. I admire you guys to the extreme."
...
Chu Yang used his cultivation base and smashed his head against the Strange Gate. Encountering the Strange Gate was like encountering a thin piece of paper. There was no resistance at all, and he directly passed through.
The Strange Gate Road was not straight. It went up the mountain, and Chu Yang smashed his head against it. Finally, he crashed into the Sage Monarch Mountain.
An egg hitting a rock!
There was a strange energy protecting the Sage Monarch Mountain. It was extremely hard and unshakable. Chu Yang crashed into it and was directly stuck to the mountain in human form. He was almost turned into a meat patty. It was incomparably miserable.
He was really caught off guard. His whole body was in pain, and he saw stars. His whole person was not good.
Outside, Chu Yang's curses seemed to make the mountain more peaceful. Everyone felt that the world was even quieter.
They were also caught off guard!
They also saw stars!
Just like how Chu Yang did not expect that he would break through the Strange Gate so easily, they also did not expect that this weirdo, Chu Yang, could break through the Strange Gate with brute force.
At this moment, it was almost noon.
The late spring sunlight was still warm. It fell softly on the three stone tablets in front of the Strange Gate Road.
"Wei Changling!"
"Guo Xiling!"
"He Yuan!"
The three names on the steles shone with a strange luster under the sunlight. It was as if the three of them had crossed the river of time and space. Their souls were attached to the steles, and the three steles seemed to come alive.
As for those from the Sage Monarch Academy, their bodies seemed to become stone steles. Their souls left their bodies and headed toward the future. They wanted to ask Wei Changling and the other two if there was any possibility that the Occult Gates were made of paper.
The spring breeze blew gently, like the words of a prodigal son. However, it could not move the leaf girl, nor could it wrinkle the water on this side of the void.
"Am I really a bird killer?"
The refined middle-aged man couldn't help but smile bitterly when he realized that the feather fan in his hand had been reduced to ashes.
Not only did he turn the feather fan in his hand into ashes due to his excitement, he was also shocked to the point that he almost turned into a fool one day.
"I think I smell donkey meat!"
The short old man shook his head fiercely. However, he did not look at the Strange Gate Road. Instead, he looked at his hand.
He had a beard on his hand, and his chin hurt a little. At this time, he could still feel blood flowing out. However, he said strangely, "This should be the donkey hair I plucked!"
He felt that there was absolutely nothing wrong with this. In that instant, that little rascal really thought of him as a donkey. He killed him, plucked his hair, skinned him, cut off his meat, and cooked him to eat.
The old man had never encountered such a bizarre thing.
"Heehaw, heehaw!"
The donkey felt offended. It raised its front hooves and directly stomped on the old man's head. It even made "Heehaw, heehaw" incessantly, as if it was saying to the old man, "Old fool, are you awake?"
"Is my life really so boring? Is it really so boring?"
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