Chapter 1785
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"Master, please don't tell anyone about this in the future. Otherwise, you will be in deep trouble!"
In the end, the Ice Kun solemnly reminded him of this.
Chu Yang nodded. The Lord of Weapons had once told him that the more he knew, the faster he would die.
"This world is not as simple as I thought!"
Chu Yang's arrogance and sharpness had almost completely disappeared. He no longer felt that he was extraordinary or impressive.
There was always someone better than you, and there was always someone better than you. He could only truly understand such a superficial logic after experiencing it so deeply.
"Bajie, come here!" Chu Yang buried all these thoughts in his heart and threw them to the back of his mind. He returned to his original self and waved at Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie's face instantly turned as black as charcoal. "I'm done for!"
"Hehe!" Zhu Bajie said with a smile. "Little Saint, I was just worried that you were possessed. That was why I spoke so rudely!"
He raised his hand and swore, "But this pig swears that I am not petty! This pig is loyal to the Little Saint. The heavens and the earth can be my witness. I am willing to go through fire and water for you! "
"Oh!" Chu Yang smiled and said, "Who did you just call a fool?"
"Me, me, me!" Zhu Bajie was sweating profusely.
"I heard that you accidentally turned into a Bodhisattva just now. Is that true?"
Chu Yang rolled up his sleeves and cracked his knuckles. He looked like he was about to kill a pig. The smile on his face grew even wider.
"Oh my, did this bastard lose his mind? How can he remember it so clearly? This genius is really going to die this time!"
Zhu Bajie wept inwardly for a while before he immediately said, "Little Saint God, you were so bewitched that I had no choice but to provoke you. I didn't expect it to work immediately. I, Bajie, am so happy that I'm about to cry!"
"Sob sob!"
Zhu Bajie burst into tears. His teardrops the size of beans immediately fell. He looked like he was crying tears of joy.
"A talent, no, a pig talent!" Bing Kun was full of admiration. His shamelessness was comparable to his master's.
"Bajie, I saw you laughing very loudly just now. Am I very funny?" Chu Yang was completely unmoved by Zhu Bajie's performance. It was not like he had never seen someone of this level before.
"F * ck, how can I remember it so clearly!" Zhu Bajie cursed in his heart, 'This bastard is definitely petty. I'm doomed this time.'
"Little Saint, weren't you joking just now?" The tears on Zhu Bajie's black face stopped, but there were still traces of tears. He looked like a child, innocent and pure as he asked.
Chu Yang could not help but admire the pig in his heart. This pig's ability made him feel ashamed of his inferiority. It was a pity that this pig was not a peerless beauty. Otherwise, its lethality would be indescribable.
"It's a joke!" He paused for a moment, then laughed eerily, "Bajie, let me ask you another question. Did you enjoy the fight just now?"
"..." Zhu Bajie's heart sank into despair. A dead pig fears no boiling water. He rubbed his chin and reminisced. Then, he nodded, "It's alright, but it's too imperfect. None of my ideas came to fruition."
"You didn't get your way because I didn't praise you or give you any rewards, right?"
Zhu Bajie was shocked when he heard this. This bastard was an expert in this field.
Then, he clasped his fists at Chu Yang, "I didn't expect the Little Saint to be an expert in this field. I made a fool of myself just now. Please don't laugh at me, Little Saint!"
"Bajie, are you trying to use the pig's method to explain to me what 'a dead pig fears no boiling water' means?"
Chu Yang laughed evilly. Zhu Bajie's hair stood on end and his eyes widened.
"Hehe, I'll satisfy you!" Chu Yang said to Bing Kun, "Kun Kun, give me a hand. Go and slaughter this beast so that it'll be easier to turn it into a dead pig. Explain to me exactly what it means by 'a dead pig isn't afraid of boiling water'.
"Yes, Master!"
Zhu Bajie howled as soon as the ice kun finished speaking, "Don't be like this, Little Saint. I was wrong, I was wrong, okay? You can cut my flesh as you wish. You can eat my front hooves or my back hooves, but please don't kill a pig — "
"Bajie, you surrendered so quickly!" Chu Yang laughed evilly.
Bang bang bang!
He gave Zhu Bajie a good beating. When he was done, he clapped his hands twice and said to the ice kun, "Kunkun, let's go! Let's return to the Heavenly Soul Realm. It's time to meet the cute people! "
Whoosh!
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