Chapter 1320
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"Tsk, this woman is really narcissistic!"
Chu Yang distorted his perception to a certain extent so that Ji Yinmeng could not detect it. Then he opened his mouth and said, "Let me tell you a story!"
He was not affected and even had the leisure to tell a story!
Ji Yinmeng was shocked, but she felt that Chu Yang's perception had been completely distorted because she was extremely puzzled.
"Wahaha!" The parrot laughed strangely. "My master is going to tell a story again. Everyone, please prick up your ears. I guarantee that the story will be incomparably exciting."
The parrot was not present when Chu Yang told the story in the Seven Wheels Demon Realm. It regretted it so much that its intestines turned green. What a wonderful story that was. Long, long ago, there was a temple on a mountain, and there were two monks in the temple …
The parrot felt that such a classic story was already difficult to surpass. The only one who could surpass it was Chu Hang. Therefore, it was especially excited when Chu Hang told the story.
It made a big fuss, but it was ruthlessly ridiculed.
"Hmph, do you really think you are Eastern Wilderness 002?"
"If everyone in the Eastern Wilderness was Eastern Wilderness 002, you wouldn't be called Wild Dog."
"Ridiculous, is this something you can imitate just because you want to?"
…
The parrot had already ignored the guy who had been played by Chu Yang and was concentrating on listening to the story. Cui Xinhou and the other two laughed and were also interested. They did not know what kind of story Chu Yang was going to tell this time.
“longlongago！”
"It's coming, it's coming!"
The parrot and Cui Xinhou and the other two became even more engrossed. This made Ban Seung-young and Jiang Fanchun realize the gap between them and the parrot. This was simply a god-like cooperation.
"What the hell is going on?"
Not only the little loli muttered, but her sister also muttered in her heart.
Chu Yang looked at the parrot and laughed. "I'm afraid you will be disappointed."
He continued, "Once upon a time, there was an island. On the island, there were men and women. The men liked to commit seppuku, and the women did not wear underwear. "
"…"
What the hell was this?
"Wahahaha!" While everyone was still in a daze, the parrot started to laugh loudly. When it heard the beginning of the story, "Women don't wear underwear," it concluded that this was definitely not a serious story. The next part of the story would definitely be very interesting.
As for Ji Yinmeng, she had a bad feeling when she heard the words' women don't wear underwear '.
"Hehe!"
Chu Yang laughed as he said, "Apart from not wearing underwear, the women on this island also like to study how women give birth. Some women can give birth to more than 200 children in a year."
Even pigs could give birth to that many.
Countless people despised him.
"Fairy, take this. This is Japan's secret technique for giving birth. The first move is called All Men Are Blessed."
He blindly said. As for the real situation, it was because he had meticulously studied Japan's action movies. After making a difficult choice, he launched a "big killer weapon".
According to the reactions of the horny students, Ji Yinmeng was regarded as a fairy by countless people. Moreover, she was incomparably holy. Chu Yang judged that if he launched this "big killer weapon" into her spiritual world in a spiritual confrontation, the fairy would definitely blush and be at a loss of what to do.
If this situation continued, she would soon be in a mess in the wind and finally collapse!
"I'm really too evil!"
Chu Yang felt that two devil horns would definitely grow out of his forehead. He evilly and lowly threw it out.
In a flash, Ji Yinmeng's reaction was indeed not quite right. Suddenly, her face and neck turned red!
What did she just see?!
What did she just experience?!
Was this real?!!
Yinmeng seemed to be convulsing, trembling there. At this moment, she was almost unable to control herself. She was like a bird with broken wings, falling head first.
This degree of impact was unbearable to look at, extremely filthy.
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