Talking to creditors in Mandarin?
Oh, my God, why is this guy so humorous?
The Mei nationals could not help but laugh when they heard the story. For a moment, they had forgotten that this man was a criminal who had threatened to blow up the White House.
"Talented, he's so talented, hahaha …"
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai looked at the screen in the auditorium and gave the masked man a thumbs up. Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling were also amused. These words were not humorous to children because they did not know that Hua nation was the biggest creditor of the Mei nation. In other words, the Hua nation was the creditor of the Mei nation.
"I've studied the history of the Mei nation."
Xiao Luo continued his speech on all the major live broadcast platforms.
Everyone was watching the live broadcast attentively, as if they were watching an interesting show.
"Someone asked, who is Benjamin Franklin? I answered, is this the reason why the convenience store was robbed? "
All the Mei nationals who were watching the live broadcast laughed because the picture of Benjamin Franklin was on their hundred-dollar bills. Of course, the convenience store would have a hundred dollars, so it was robbed.
Then, Xiao Luo continued, "One more question. What is the Second Amendment of the Constitution? My answer is still the same. Is this the reason why the convenience store was robbed? "
All the Mei nationals burst into laughter again because the Second Amendment of the Constitution said that citizens were allowed to own guns.
Two questions, the same answer. It was extremely humorous and interesting. Many Mei nationals laughed until their faces turned red, including the cabinet ministers in the Pentagon. They were not immune to this kind of American humor.
"In the Mei nation, people often say that everyone is born equal. However, equality is often determined by the income of one's parents. This is reflected in early education and health care. I read in Men's Health magazine that President Bama has two days of cardiopulmonary treatment and four days of muscle training every week. Someone jumped out and said that I don't have to exercise because I have health insurance!"
The last sentence was said in a smug tone. Such American humor made the Mei people laugh, but at the same time, they were reflecting on it. This was because they realized that the masked man was using a humorous way to satirize some of the problems that existed in the Mei nation.
"Since we've already mentioned President Bama, let's talk about him."
Xiao Luo changed the topic and said in a mocking tone, "President Bama has always been said to be soft-hearted, but he was the one who initiated two wars and brought death and sorrow to the world. The worst thing is, the Nobel Peace Prize was given to him, and he accepted it with a clear conscience. Is there anything worse than this in the world?"
Inside the Pentagon, even though President Bama's face was as dark as it could get, and his gaze was so fierce that it seemed like he wanted to tear someone apart, everyone kept quiet out of fear after hearing his words. They only felt a suffocating chill, like the eve of a storm.
"Is this guy trying to ascend to the heavens?"
Sarah? Michelle was stunned. Who would dare to make fun of the Mei nation's president like this? Not only that, but he also mocked the president to the extreme. This was no different from slapping the president in front of all the Mei nationals.
Xiao Luo spread his hands and said in a helpless tone, "In fact, there is something worse than this. President Bama used the Nobel Peace Prize money to support the military in the war."
Everyone in the Magnesium Kingdom burst into laughter!
Many Mei Nation citizens had become fans of the masked man. They cheered, whistled, and applauded loudly.
"The Mei nation is great because every year, the Mei nation can win the championship in the international baseball tournament, although only the Mei nation and Canada teams participate in the tournament," Xiao Luo said calmly.
It was sarcastic again, but it was very humorous, especially in a country like the Mei nation, where they could freely make fun of the president. The Mei nationals laughed again, and many of them laughed until tears came out of their eyes. They did not expect the sudden broadcast to be so humorous.
"After seeing the two wars that President Bama planned, I felt the glory of power. Maybe I should become a Mei national and run for president myself. Some people are going to ask, hey, what is your campaign slogan? Everyone knows that I have spent ten years of my life in the past ten years.
Uh … So you guys are the same. Well, what I want to say is that I understand the suffering of the Mei people, so my campaign slogan is, 'Who the f * ck cares about you?' "
It was such a ridiculous slogan that the people of the Mei nation laughed so hard that they could not close their mouths.
Xiao Luo continued, "If I am elected, I will legalize gay marriage. This will win me the votes of the young people. I will also eliminate the unemployment rate in the Mei nation by reducing the labor productivity of the Mei nation. In other words, I will let two or three people do the work that one person could do. I also have a quick solution to the greenhouse effect, which is to convert the temperature from Fahrenheit to Celsius. That way, a hundred degrees will instantly become forty degrees.
If I am elected, I will use text messages. I will send a 'Hi' message to my allies, just to say hello. It will be different for my enemies. I will send a text message to them while they are driving and say, 'Oh my God, you guys are secretly building nuclear weapons?' "
When he said that, the entire Mei nation burst into laughter. They were completely convinced by Xiao Luo's humor. Everyone knew that the reason why President Bama started the two wars was that the other side was building nuclear weapons.
"Pfft!"
Sarah? Michelle chuckled. She was really impressed by Xiao Luo's ability to control language.
"Holy sh * t, this guy is definitely a humorist. He was able to satirize some of America's problems, especially President Bama. His satire is especially effective."
"Awesome, he is really awesome!"
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai were deeply impressed by the masked man on the screen.
Huang Ruoran was very quiet at that moment because she felt that the voice was very familiar. She mumbled to herself, "Why does this voice sound like Xiao Luo's?"
She spoke very softly, but Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai, and Wang Ling heard her clearly.
Brother Luo (God Luo)?
Gasp …
The three of them gasped. It would have been better if they did not mention it. Now that they did, they realized that the voice really did sound like Xiao Luo's.
"Oh my god, gaga, it can't really be Brother Luo, right?"
Ding Kai was horrified and shocked. If that was Xiao Luo, he felt that his worldview would collapse. What was going on? Didn't he say that he was on a vacation in the Mei nation? From the looks of it, he was here to wreak havoc in heaven.
"What is Hero Luo trying to do? He is so powerful that he dares to challenge the Mei nation!"
Wang Ling shuddered. She felt that Hero Luo was so mysterious, powerful, and bold that he dared to challenge the Mei nation. If this news were to spread to Huaye, who would believe it? Hero Luo was in a completely different world from them. And Hero Luo's world was almost at the top of the pyramid.
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