Tan Ningfu reported the situation, and the flight attendant also came over. She solemnly warned the tall and thin young man not to harass them and affect their normal work. Therefore, all the passengers in the first class knew the situation. Everyone sneered and expressed deep contempt for this behavior. A woman even reprimanded, "It's really a degeneration of the world. You want to pick up girls just by sitting on a plane. Do you think you are Wu Yanzu?"
The tall and thin young man was embarrassed and thought: Is it a crime for me to pursue a girl?
However, he was obviously not a person who could stay idle. It didn't take long for him to introduce himself to Xiao Luo, who was across the aisle.
"Dude, it's fate to be able to sit on the same plane. My name is Wang Yanzu. Brother, you are called … I say, big sister, what's with your eyes? My name is Wang Yanzu. I've been with this name since I was a child. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my ID card now."
When the tall and thin young man said his name, the woman who had just reprimanded him turned her head and cast a look of disdain and contempt. He immediately explained and then took out his ID card. The sharp-eyed people saw it clearly. Oh, this person was really called Wang Yanzu.
A name made everyone in the first class amused, and the atmosphere became relaxed.
Wang Yanzu?!
Xiao Luo shook his head and chuckled. He didn't understand.
"Dude, what's your name? Let's get to know each other. "Wang Yanzu said.
"Xiao Luo."
Xiao Luo responded indifferently. He didn't want to talk to this guy much. He just wanted to stay quiet for a while. "This name is good. It's a good name.
It doesn't lose its personality and connotation. It makes people feel very comfortable to listen to it. The clothes you are wearing are also very suitable for your figure, and it seems to have an elegant personality. Your dress is very tasteful. At first glance, you are not an ordinary person. Your face is ruddy and full of spring breeze. At first glance, I know that you are a person who lives a regular life, knows how to maintain your health, and has a successful career. "Wang Yanzu gave a thumbs up and said a lot.
"Are you a salesman?" Xiao Luo asked faintly.
Wang Yanzu was surprised and said, "Hey, how did you know?"
"You can talk and flatter. Combined, you can only be a salesman." Xiao Luo said straightforwardly.
Many passengers around heard it and couldn't help but laugh again.
Wang Yanzu seriously corrected Xiao Luo's statement, "Brother, you can't say that. I'm praising others. Praising others is an art and a kind of cultivation. How can it be described with the word flattering?"
Xiao Luo stopped talking. This guy was a chatterbox, and he was very sure that this guy was definitely trying to sell him a product.
Sure enough, Wang Yanzu's next sentence was, "Brother, this is my business card. I sell insurance. It doesn't matter if you buy it or not. Let's be friends. But I have to tell you that there are three kinds of insurance in this life. No matter how you buy it, you won't suffer a loss. The first is pension insurance.
This will definitely come in handy. Secondly, there's the serious illness insurance. Everyone will get sick. If they don't get sick, it's mostly because they passed away in an accident and didn't have time to buy it. There's also the accident insurance to avoid losing both the person and the money. If the person is gone, the money is gone. If the person is gone, the money is gone.
"I don't need it!"
Xiao Luo bluntly refused.
Seeing that the customer's resistance was high, Wang Yanzu temporarily changed the topic: "Don't worry, I'm just giving you the knowledge of insurance. I didn't say that you must buy it. By the way, brother, how about I guess a riddle for you?" Without waiting for Xiao Luo to answer, he said to himself, "Men have long legs. Type a one or two word sweet name."
Xiao Luo thought it was funny. When it came to jokes, Zhang Dashan was the ancestor. After staying with Zhang Dashan for a long time, he naturally heard a lot. For example, the riddle that Wang Yanzu said now was what Zhang Dashan said before.
He said the riddle without hesitation, "Cake!"
He hoped that this guy would stop after he answered the answer.
"Wow, it turns out that brother is also an old driver." Wang Yanzu said in surprise.
"Why is it cake?" A woman next to him was very curious and inserted a sentence.
Wang Yanzu smiled wretchedly and explained, "Long legs, a man's balls are very high, so it's called cake."
Such a meaningful explanation instantly made the woman blush. The first-class cabin was not very big, and the flight attendant Tan Ningfu also heard it, and her cheeks slightly blushed.
Being able to get the attention of the girl he liked, Wang Yanzu was even more energetic. He patted Xiao Luo on the shoulder: "Brother, since you know that a man's long legs refer to cake, then you must also know what a woman's long legs refer to, right?"
"Lipstick, how simple." A male passenger replied loudly.
Lipstick? Lips … High?
My God!
Such a connotation, such a filth, made the female passengers who came back to their senses blush.
For a time, Wang Yanzu became the focus. There was a train in a man's heart. Once it started, it would run all over the world. Many men joined in such a dirty topic.
Xiao Luo was idle. He put on headphones to listen to music, closed his eyes, and put up a sign to write two words: Do Not Disturb!
He was not resistant to such a dirty joke, but he couldn't talk about such a topic with such a guy who he had just met for less than ten minutes.
At this time, an old man got up to go to the bathroom. However, he suddenly fell to the ground after taking a few steps. His wife immediately howled at the top of her lungs, "Someone, someone come quickly! Save my husband!"
Hearing the sound, Tan Ningfu left the flight attendant's seat and ran over. After a rough examination of the old man who fainted on the ground, she immediately informed the flight attendant on the plane: "A guest fainted!"
Not long after, the flight attendant and the safety officer rushed to the first-class cabin.
"What's the matter?" The flight attendant asked the old man's wife urgently.
"I don't know, I don't know, I beg you, please save my husband, I beg you …" The old woman held the old man's hand tightly and begged the people around her while sobbing.
The flight attendant made a prompt decision and said to Tan Ningfu: "Quickly ask if there is a doctor on the plane!"
"Yes."
Tan Ningfu went to the broadcasting room and shouted into the microphone, "Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor on the plane? Please come to the first-class cabin. An old man fainted. If there is a doctor on the plane, come to the first-class cabin quickly. "
The broadcast rang several times in a row, but no one came.
"Is there no doctor?"
The flight attendant, who was doing the simplest care, sighed heavily. She said to the safety officer, "Contact the headquarters and tell them about the old man's situation. Request to land at a nearby airport. Go!"
A staff member hurriedly left and soon came back, shaking his head and saying, "The nearest airport is Xia Hai. It will take an hour and a half to arrive. The headquarters has contacted the airport in Xia Hai and asked them to be ready to rescue the patient."
"Is it too late?"
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