"Shaoning, did Ink Girl hit you?"
Li Zexuan glanced at the bruises on Yan Shaoning's arms and waist and asked.
He had thought that the two of them were just quarrelsome lovers who would occasionally quarrel with each other. He didn't expect that domestic violence would be involved. This problem was a bit serious!
Yan Shaoning said angrily, "Isn't it? Xiaoxuan, don't be fooled by her harmless appearance. She's very vicious. I don't want to stay with her in Yanhuang College forever! "
Li Zexuan wondered, "Don't you know how to fight back when she hits you?"
Yan Shaoning rolled his eyes and looked at Li Zexuan as if he was looking at an idiot. "Do you think I don't want to? But this woman knows martial arts. I'm no match for her! "
Li Zexuan suddenly understood. When he first saw Mo Lingwei, he saw that her lower body was extremely stable when she walked. He guessed that this girl might know martial arts. When Mo Lingwei showed her strength at the peak of the Grand Master Realm, Li Zexuan was even more convinced that Mo Lingwei knew martial arts. He just didn't expect that this girl would use her martial arts for domestic violence. Yan Shaoning was really miserable!
"Ink Girl was fine. Why did she … hit you?"
Li Zexuan thought about it and asked curiously.
Yan Shaoning spread his hands and said helplessly, "How would I know? That's why I told you that this woman is the most difficult to understand. This girl is a heartless and unreasonable woman! "
Li Zexuan still felt that something was wrong, so he asked again, "Ahem, Shaoning, tell me the details of the few times she's attacked you recently! I can help you with the details! "
It was rare for Yan Shaoning to find someone he could confide in. He planned to complain about Mo Lingwei's atrocities. After seriously recalling for a while, he began to slowly tell Li Zexuan the story:
One day, Mo Lingwei was tired from grinding the lenses and said, "Hey, Little Ningzi, let's rest for a while. Let's talk for a while!"
Yan Shaoning: "Say what?"
Mo Lingwei (with a shy face), "Just … tell me your impression of me!"
Yan Shaoning (Deep in thought, his eyes lit up after a while): "Do you know? I used to have two hearts, one kind and one evil. But ever since I met you, I only have kindness left! "
Mo Lingwei (a little happy, but also a little shy): "Then why?"
Yan Shaoning (with his hands on his hips and laughing loudly): "Because I'm so disgusting!"
Mo Lingwei, "? ('? ́ um) ノ"
That day, Yan Shaoning's waist was twisted in seven places, his arms were twisted in five places, and his butt was kicked four times.
Another day.
Mo Lingwei: "Little Ningzi, do you think what you did was right ~?"
Yan Shaoning (pitiful): "No, I apologize! I apologize for what I did wrong! I have a stubbornness in my bones. I couldn't hold it back just now. I'm very sorry! "
Mo Lingwei (She raised her chin like a winner): "Then tell me, why are you apologizing? What did you do wrong ~? "
Yan Shaoning (with his head lowered, enduring the humiliation): "Sorry, I was stubborn ~ ~"
Mo Lingwei (furious): "Go to hell! Even if you buy me Beauty Shop's Pomegranate Jiao, I won't forgive you ~! "
(Note, Beauty Shop is the biggest rouge shop in Chang 'an, and Pomegranate Jiao is the most expensive rouge in Beauty Shop.)
Yan Shaoning (waving hands): "Alright! Then I won't buy it, I won't buy it. Don't be angry ~! "
Mo Lingwei, "? ('? ́ um) ノ"
That day, Yan Shaoning's waist was twisted in three places, his arms were twisted in five places, and his right foot was stepped on twice. He walked with a limp and only recovered after five days.
Another day.
Yan Shaoning: "Haha! I finished grinding a lens and clapping my hands happily. Let's go to Zuixian Restaurant for lunch ~! "
Mo Lingwei (face full of joy): "Okay, okay ~!"
(Then she touched her purse.)
Mo Lingwei: "But I didn't bring any money today!"
Yan Shaoning (face full of joy): "Are you stupid? It's okay if you don't have money, I'll go alone ~! "
Mo Lingwei: "(-" - angry), Little Ningzi ~!!! "
That day, Yan Shaoning's head was hit in three places, his arms were twisted in five places, and his abdomen was punched.
Another day, night, Yan Shaoning's office.
Mo Lingwei (who was assembling the binoculars and suddenly shivered): "Ah! It's so cold ~! "
Yan Shaoning: "Haha ~! I'm not cold! I told you to wear more clothes ~! "
Mo Lingwei (glaring at Yan Shaoning with endless killing intent in her eyes), "…"
Yan Shaoning: "Uh, uh, uh, don't stare at me, I didn't mean it that way, I … I …"
(After stuttering for a while, Yan Shaoning took off his cloak. Mo Lingwei thought that this blockhead was finally enlightened. Who knew …)
Yan Shaoning threw his cloak on the table and said, "Haha! Are you happy now? I'll be cold with you! "
Mo Lingwei didn't say anything. She picked up the iron rod in her hand and …
That night, Yan Shaoning's legs were bruised in no less than five places, and his butt was bruised in more than ten places.
… … …
After listening to Yan Shaoning's story, Li Zexuan was stunned for a moment. He couldn't react at all. This … He sympathized with Yan Shaoning before, but now …
Yan Shaoning lost control of his emotions after talking about so many "sad past". His eyes were red, and he said with grief and indignation,
"Little Xuan, help me be the judge. Isn't this kind of woman asking for a beating? He was being unreasonable and making trouble out of nothing! When I have the chance, I'll teach this girl a lesson! Otherwise, she'll never know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is ~! "
Li Zexuan opened his mouth and was speechless for a while. What should he say about these two people? It was impossible to generalize and say which side was right and which side was wrong. It could only be said that this was the inevitable result of an iron-willed straight man meeting a violent woman. Both of them were f * cking amazing ~!
"Little Xuan, you're good at martial arts. Why don't you help me beat that girl up ~?"
Seeing that Li Zexuan didn't say anything, Yan Shaoning rolled his eyes and suggested again.
Li Zexuan's old face turned black. Not to mention that he didn't hit women, if he really hit her and Yan Shaoning got together with Mo Lingwei in the future, wouldn't he turn around and fight with him? Besides, she was the daughter of the Mo Family's master. How could he beat her up just because he wanted to?
"Okay, okay! Don't say anymore! What kind of stupid thing is this ~! "
Li Zexuan waved his hand with a headache and said, "Shaoning, in fact, you deserve all the beatings you've received! You should reflect on it yourself! "
After saying that, he left without looking back.
Yan Shaoning shouted behind him, "Hey hey hey! Little Xuan, what do you mean? What do you mean I deserve it? F * ck! To think that I treated you as a brother … "
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