Two-thirds of the students in Yanhuang College came from outside Chang 'an City, so only a small number of students went home during the two-day holiday. Although the rest of the students could not go home, they were very happy that they did not have to go through military training.
However, as the saying goes, "Fortune and misfortune depend on each other, and misfortune and misfortune hide within each other." Sometimes, not being able to go home was actually a kind of luck.
"F * ck, I just came back and I want to poop. Jiang Wuyun, bring this young master some toilet paper ~!"
It didn't take long for Cheng Chumo to return to Chang 'an. As soon as he entered the house, he suddenly felt that his chrysanthemum was tight and he wanted to poop. Cheng Chumo quickly went straight to the outhouse and ordered his errand boy.
Jiang Wuyun, who was in the front yard, saw Cheng Chumo enter the courtyard. He wanted to greet him, but when he heard such a sentence, he was suddenly stunned.
"Hey ~! Young master, what is toilet paper ~? "
Jiang Wuyun chased after Cheng Chumo and shouted loudly.
Cheng Chumo, who had just walked to the front of the cottage, paused his steps, patted his head and said in annoyance: "F * ck, I almost forgot, there is no toilet paper at home. Forget it, forget it, bring me some newspapers ~!"
Jiang Wuyun took the order and left. Cheng Chumo shook his head and went into the outhouse with an unhappy face.
"F * ck ~! Why is it so smelly! "
Cheng Chumo, who was used to the outhouse of the Academy, came back and saw his own outhouse and immediately began to dislike it. His outhouse not only did not have the white and smooth toilet of the Academy, but also did not have a complete flushing system. It looked disgusting and smelled bad. No wonder this guy began to dislike it.
"Uh ~, young master, our outhouse has always been like this ~?"
Jiang Wuyun, who had just brought a newspaper, stood outside the outhouse and said in amazement.
"Okay, okay, I know, you can go ~!"
Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand and took the newspaper into the outhouse and said helplessly.
Cheng Chumo, who had just left Yanhuang College for less than an hour, had already begun to miss his life in Yanhuang College. When he was in the Academy, he wanted to leave the Academy. Now that he was out of the Academy, he wanted to go back to the Academy. Was this the legendary act of being cheap?
In fact, Cheng Chu Mo was not the only student who was embarrassed. When the students returned home, they were not used to the sudden change in architectural style. Most of the buildings in Yanhuang College were foreign-style buildings made of cement bricks, while the students' homes were in the classical style with wooden doors and windows. It was hard to say which style was better or worse. It could only be said that the students were used to living in the classical style of wooden buildings and windows. When they first entered Yanhuang College, they felt that living in the style of Yanhuang College was more comfortable.
In addition, similar to Cheng Chumo's situation, the students all discovered the superiority of the Academy's toilets. The clean and hygienic toilets were incomparable to their own toilets.
"Housekeeper, housekeeper ~ go to Qiqu Pavilion and help me buy some toilet paper ~!"
In the Sun Mansion, Sun Zifan came out of the outhouse with a constipated expression on his face and said to the housekeeper in the courtyard. Looking at this guy's expression, God knows how much he suffered in the outhouse!
"Young Master, what is toilet paper ~?"
The housekeeper looked at Sun Zifan with a puzzled face and asked.
Sun Zifan frowned and impatiently waved his hand and said, "Uh, it's very hygienic paper. Housekeeper, you can go to Qiqu Pavilion and ask. The people there will definitely know."
The steward answered in a daze and went out. However, after a while, he turned back and said embarrassedly, "Young Master, now that the gate is about to close, there should be no one at Strange Interest Pavilion!"
Sun Zifan was speechless and said, "Then let's go tomorrow morning ~!"
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Most of the Yanhuang College students who returned to Chang 'an encountered the embarrassing situation of not having toilet paper in the outhouse. After leaving the Academy, they felt uncomfortable everywhere! But there was one person who was luckier, and that was Li Tai.
"Hey ~! Fortunately, Royal Sister has toilet paper, otherwise, wouldn't this Prince be slaughtered ~! "
Li Tai came out of the outhouse with a roll of toilet paper in his arms. He was very satisfied as he thought to himself.
Now in the entire Tang Dynasty, except for Li Zexuan's house and Yanhuang College, only Changle had toilet paper. Previously, when Changle followed Li Zexuan and Empress Zhangsun to tour Yanhuang College, Li Chengqian suddenly had a stomachache, and Changle inadvertently discovered the wonderful use of toilet paper. Then, the little girl took the initiative to ask Li Zexuan for a batch of toilet paper!
Li Zexuan had always treated such an obedient and lovely little girl like Changle as his own sister. After hearing Changle's request, Li Zexuan naturally agreed. He arranged for a cart of toilet paper to be sent to the palace that day.
Li Tai took advantage of this loophole and was able to obtain the precious toilet paper.
"Sigh ~! The only flaw is that the outhouse in the residence is not as comfortable as the one in the academy. I have to admire Xiaoxuan's design skills! He can even come up with new tricks in the outhouse ~! "
The outhouse in the Prince of Wei's residence was not dirty or smelly, but Li Tai still felt that the outhouse in the academy was more comfortable to squat in!
"Chief Gu, tomorrow, go and invite a group of craftsmen who participated in the construction of Yanhuang College to renovate the residence. Ask them to do as much as possible in the style of the academy ~!"
Li Tai found the chief of the residence and whispered to him.
"Yes, Your Highness!"
The so-called Elder Gu was a middle-aged scholar in his early thirties. He bowed and said.
"By the way, ask someone to buy some toilet paper from the Wonderful Taste Pavilion tomorrow. It's not good to keep 'borrowing' toilet paper from Changle!"
Li Tai added after some thought.
Chief Gu was speechless. What kind of borrowing is this? What's the difference between borrowing and not returning and stealing ~?
"Yes, Your Highness ~!"
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To a certain extent, the Yanhuang College students who returned home during the holidays were like a batch of sparks that spread to the world and ignited a prairie fire! Through word of mouth, people gradually learned about toilet paper, water pipes, showers, and other novelties. After listening to the descriptions of the students from the academy, they felt that these things were quite useful!
Especially toilet paper, this soft thing that could replace the hard as iron toilet paper was simply a blessing to everyone! As long as one was not short of money and valued quality of life, there was no one who did not yearn for toilet paper ~!
But where should they buy it? Many people subconsciously thought of the Wonderful Taste Pavilion because toilet paper first appeared in Yanhuang College. Li Zexuan was the Yamachō of Yanhuang College and the big boss of the Wonderful Taste Pavilion. If toilet paper were to be sold to the public, it would definitely be at the Wonderful Taste Pavilion!
Thus, early the next morning, the Wonderful Taste Pavilion welcomed a large group of customers. The line had already filled the entire street!
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