The next day.
Li Zexuan arrived at Yanhuang College early in the morning because he received news that there was a mess at the college!
It was just a small mess, but it was really funny.
The situation was like this: Yesterday afternoon, some of the college teachers who lived in Chang 'an naturally went home when they saw that it was time. However, a considerable number of them were not from Chang' an and their homes were far from the college, so they "enjoyed" the treatment of living in a dormitory for the first time in their lives.
However, this dormitory was different from any room they had lived in before!
Yanhuang College's classroom dormitory was similar to a modern university or middle school teacher's dormitory. Correspondingly, the student dormitory was also similar to a modern student dormitory.
The teachers who lived in this dormitory for the first time used the keys they received from Li Gang during the day and smoothly opened the room door. They lit the candlesticks in the room first and looked at the neatly arranged bedside cabinets and quilts in the room. They were quite happy and felt that the environment here was better than some of the big inns in Chang 'an City!
Then they went to wash up and sleep. They saw that there was a small room in the innermost part of the dormitory. Many people guessed that it was a place to wash up. They went in and took a look. Well, there was a snow-white porcelain washbasin, a shiny water pipe, and even a small fairy mirror!
Everyone felt that this dormitory was really too extravagant ~!
Then, when they went to the toilet, they were instantly dumbfounded ~!
Well, this white and smooth pit was the toilet. They used it during the day. Sigh, they had a stomachache, so they went to the toilet. But this place was connected to the sleeping area ~! And there was no water next to the toilet to flush the poop ~! If they pooped here, how would they sleep at night ~?
(It should be noted that Yanhuang College only has the dormitory and bathhouse water pipes. The other buildings are relatively tall and use a lot of water overall. The amount of work needed to send enough water to the water tower at the top of the building is very large. Currently, there is no water supply for these buildings. Therefore, in Guanghua Building, Red Building, and other buildings, there is a bucket of water next to the toilet.)
Damn, this was not the most important point. The most important point was that after they pooped, they suddenly found that there was no toilet paper ~? How could this be ~?
These people didn't notice the roll of white toilet paper in the display window. Perhaps even if someone saw it, they wouldn't think that it was used to wipe one's butt ~! After all, to the ancient scholars, paper was a very precious thing.
As a result, many dormitories were instantly filled with the sound of "calling friends".
"Brother Sima, are you there? I'll have to trouble you to help me get a toilet token ~! "
"Toilet token? Oh ~! Wait a moment, Brother Han. I'll go out and take a look ~! "
"Brother Shangguan, do you have any toilet chips in your house? Can you lend it to me? "
"Brother Yuwen, wait, let me see … Hey, I don't have any toilet chips in my room!"
"Ah ~? Then, Brother Shangguan, can you go out and help me find a piece ~? I remember that there is a bamboo forest behind our academy! "
"Alright, Brother Yuwen, please wait for a moment. I'll get two more pieces while I'm at it ~!"
This was the idea of those who knew the names of their "neighbors". But some people were assigned dorms, and they did not even know the people next to them. What should they do ~? I can't chop bamboo naked, right? Hey, it seems like I can ~! Anyway, it's dark at night and no one can see …
Therefore, no one would have thought that the world's top academy 10 years later would have such an unbearable scene when it was just established.
"Oh ~! Here comes another one. It stinks ~! "
"Ugh ~! Isn't it too f * cking smelly ~? "
(One can imagine how smelly it is to make a group of cultured people swear.)
"No, I have to finish chopping quickly and go back ~!"
"Hey, who the f * ck touched my butt ~? F * ck, Old Gong, was it you ~? There are so many calluses on your hands. It must be you ~! "
Last night, the night was dark and the wind was strong. There was no moon or stars, and it could be said that one could not see his fingers in front of him. These people painstakingly found the location of the bamboo forest and helplessly found that there were so many accomplices there. Therefore, such a conversation occurred. Li Zexuan had previously asked people to transplant the bamboo forest for the students to enjoy and cultivate their moral character. Because of this, they made a "foul atmosphere".
…
"Mo Zhong, ask all the teachers to gather at the teacher's dormitory ~!"
When they arrived at Yanhuang College, Li Zexuan said to Mo Zhong with a dark face.
Mo Huai was now the head of the Physics Department of the academy and was also one of the big shots of the academy. Mo Zhong and Mo Yun were not as capable as Mo Huai. Originally, the two of them had applied to Li Zexuan to be the guards at the academy's gate. However, Li Zexuan felt that their kung fu was good and it would be a waste to use them as gatekeepers. Therefore, he asked them to run errands and pass on messages to him.
(23333. Speaking of which, there doesn't seem to be much of a difference between gatekeepers and runners.)
"Yes, Yamachō ~!"
A quarter of an hour later, all the teachers of Yanhuang College came downstairs to the teacher's dormitory. When they saw Li Zexuan's expression, the people who stayed at the academy last night lowered their heads in guilt. Those who did not stay at the academy also looked very embarrassed. Obviously, they knew about the "setback" that happened at the academy last night.
Li Gang came later. After all, he was old, so he did not know. At this moment, looking at this strange scene, the old man felt that his brain was not enough to process.
"Dear teachers, I am very sorry about what happened at the academy last night. I am responsible for it ~! For many people, Yanhuang College is a new thing that they have never seen before. However, as Yamachō, I did not teach you how to use these new things in advance. This is my fault. Today, I will take you to familiarize yourself with all the things in the academy ~! In the future, when the students enter the academy, don't forget to teach them all of these things ~! "
Li Zexuan did not blame them. His expression was ugly because too many problems were exposed on the first day of operation of Yanhuang College. These problems proved that there was a big blind spot in his thinking. He always felt that these modern things in Yanhuang College were very convenient for him, but he forgot that the people around him were all from the Tang Dynasty ~!
Thus, there was the absurd phenomenon that the physics teacher could not understand the formulas with Arabic numerals in the book, and the residential teachers did not use ready-made toilet paper to use the toilet and had to go out to chop bamboo naked ~!
When everyone heard this, they secretly thought that Yamachō was really reasonable today. Therefore, they all said politely, "Hey, Yamachō, you are too serious ~!"
"Yes ~! No wonder Yamachō ~! "
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