"Bullsh * t ~! Uncle Yan's steps are steady. How does he look like he has a leg problem ~? You're too shameless. How could you say something like that to achieve an ulterior motive ~! "
Inside the "principal's office".
Li Zexuan, who felt that something was wrong, was seriously thinking about the loopholes in Yan Shaoning's words. After a while, he suddenly said angrily.
Yan Shaoning's expression changed slightly, but he still said firmly, "That's just on the surface. In fact, my dad's leg hurts when he gets cold ~!"
Li Zexuan's lips curled into a smile. He then said, "Okay ~! Then I'll go visit Uncle Yan now and see if there's really something wrong with his leg ~! "
After saying that, he actually turned around and was about to leave.
Yan Shaoning immediately became anxious. He quickly stood up from the chair and shouted from behind, "Hey, don't, don't, don't ~! Xiao Xuan, don't go. I was just joking ~! "
"Oh ~? Joking ~? Shaoning, you've got guts ~! You even joked about Uncle Yan. What kind of power made you do such a rebellious thing ~? "
Li Zexuan turned around and sneered as he stared at Yan Shaoning with burning eyes.
Yan Shaoning's face turned red. He coughed twice and said embarrassedly, "This … Xiao Xuan, what are you talking about ~? I was just joking because I wanted to change houses with you ~! "
Li Zexuan smiled but didn't say anything. He didn't believe that there wasn't something fishy ~!
Therefore, he just stared at Yan Shaoning, trying to use his gaze to influence this dishonest youth. After staring for a full 15 minutes, Yan Shaoning finally couldn't take it anymore. He said dejectedly,
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth ~! Previously, after the construction team finished building the houses in the area you circled, a craftsman accidentally found that your backyard would emit steam every morning. He used a bamboo tube to poke three inches down, and the result was … "
Li Zexuan's curiosity was already piqued, but Yan Shaoning suddenly stopped at this crucial moment. This made him a little mad. He couldn't help but urge, "What's the result?! Hurry up and tell me! "
"Sigh ~!"
Yan Shaoning sat back on the chair and let out a long sigh, "There's actually a hot spring under the garden! You're really lucky ~! That's why I want to trade with you! "
(As early as in the Pre-Qin Dynasty's' Classic of Mountains and Seas', there was a record of 'hot spring'. At that time, it was called 'hot spring'. "Bandits' water came from Qunling Mound County's High Pressure Mountain … It was also called Donghe Hot Spring. The water came from the Northwest Clamor Valley. The water was as warm as hot soup, and could cure all kinds of diseases. Therefore, it was called 'hot spring'." Later on, people began to call it hot springs. For example, in the Han Dynasty, an astronomer wrote a book called "Hot Springs Prose". In the text, he wrote, "Looking at the treasures of the central region, there is no god of water … Staying in the hot springs, to pass the time, to get rid of the harshness, to serve the righteous. Emperor Xi You, save your own life. "
"F * ck! Hot spring ~? "
Li Zexuan's eyes widened. His expression was wild with joy as he said, "Haha! That's great! I can't believe I found a hot spring in such a beautiful place. In the future, I'll build a house on top of it and soak in the hot spring during winter while eating delicious food. Wouldn't that be wonderful ~? "
Yan Shaoning's old face darkened. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said, "F * ck! You're too much ~! "
Li Zexuan curled his lips and said, "Tsk! Who's the one who's too much ~? Someone wanted to cheat me of my hot spring just now ~! "
When Yan Shaoning heard that, he immediately stopped talking.
Li Zexuan saw that this guy was unhappy and couldn't help but say, "Shaoning, didn't you try digging in your backyard ~? What if your house has a hot spring too ~? "
Yan Shaoning looked at Li Zexuan with a strange expression and then said unhappily, "How do you know I didn't dig it ~? Not only my backyard, I dug everywhere except my house. In the end, I didn't dig anything ~! "
Li Zexuan was sweating profusely. The image of Yan Shaoning instructing a group of craftsmen to dig his house involuntarily appeared in his mind. Tsk tsk, so ruthless ~!
"Sigh ~! But speaking of which, why do you want a hot spring ~? This thing can cure some diseases, and it's good for women's skin. Shaoning, you're healthy, so the hot spring doesn't seem to be attractive to you ~? Don't tell me you want to be a gigolo ~? "
Li Zexuan suddenly thought of something wrong and couldn't help but ask with a strange expression.
The ancient people had a certain understanding of the medical and health effects of hot springs. The Han Dynasty's "Three Qin Records" recorded the legend of hot springs curing diseases. "The first emperor traveled with the goddess and disobeyed her orders. The goddess spat on him and caused him to have ulcers. The first emperor thanked her, but the goddess washed off the ulcers in order to get out of the hot spring. The goddess used the hot spring to cure Qin Shihuang's ulcers. Therefore, Qin Shihuang called the Li Mountain Hot Spring "Goddess Soup".
Yan Shaoning said angrily, "You're the one who wants to be a gigolo ~! I want a hot spring only because I'm afraid of the cold in winter. You don't know how cold Chang 'an's winters are these years ~! Even charcoal can't cure it ~! "
Is it that exaggerated ~?
Li Zexuan didn't think much of it, but he was too lazy to argue with Yan Shaoning over such a small matter. He looked at the sky and said,
"Then I'll go take a look at my house first. If it's all renovated, I'll immediately arrange for people to buy furniture for it. Maybe I'll really have to live here in a few days ~!"
Yan Shaoning felt a little hurt when he thought of the hot spring. He waved his hand and said, "Go quickly ~! Go quickly ~! Oh, right, if you're buying furniture, help me buy one while you're at it. I always feel that the house we're building will look very awkward with the furniture bought from the east market ~! "
"Okay ~!"
Li Zexuan responded and went out. Thinking of Yan Shaoning's words just now, he couldn't help but think to himself, A modern house should of course be equipped with modern furniture ~! If you put some couches and screens in the house, of course it will look awkward.
… … …
After leaving Yanhuang College, he walked towards the northwest. After passing through a tree-lined path, he could see a few modern-style villas scattered not far ahead. The main buildings of the villas were mostly two-story bungalows. Only two villas in the south were three-story bungalows.
There were fences in front of the buildings and ancient trees. Behind the buildings was a very spacious courtyard with a garden, rockery, pavilion, and all kinds of low shrubs. It was actually a simplified version of a modern villa.
"Sigh ~! It feels like a lifetime ago ~! "
Li Zexuan looked at the modern villas in front of him and couldn't help but think of his previous life. Although he was living well in ancient times, his soul was still from the 21st century ~! His family, friends, lovers, and more than ten years of memories were there.
But, he couldn't go back anymore ~!
… … …
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