"Erm, I'm getting married in five days! I should be busy with the wedding recently, so I pushed the construction of the academy to ten days later! "
Li Zexuan scratched his head embarrassedly when he heard Li Er's question.
The heavens took pity on him. He had lived two lives, but this was his first time marrying a wife!
"Hey! It's rare for you to be embarrassed! "
Li Er teased as if he had discovered a new continent.
"I've heard of your fiancée. She's a famous beauty in the surrounding villages of Chang 'an. Heh, I didn't expect you to be such a pervert at such a young age!"
What the f * ck!
Li Zexuan opened his mouth wide and looked at Li Er with a dazed expression. This "dirty old man" actually had the face to call him a pervert. Old Li, you motherf * cker, don't you have a conscience when you talk about this young master like that?
"Your Majesty, I'm loyal to one person. How can I be a pervert?"
Li Zexuan's words were filled with thorns as he retorted.
Since Li Er said such indecent words, it proved that he was joking with him. It shouldn't be too much for him to joke back, right?
"Bastard! How dare you make insinuations? "
What did he mean by loyal to one person? Wasn't Li Zexuan mocking Li Er for being a playboy? How could Li Er not understand the meaning behind it?
"Cough cough! I'm just speaking the truth. I didn't make any insinuations! "
Li Zexuan said innocently.
"Get lost! There's nothing for you to do here! "
Li Er waved his hand helplessly. He didn't want to see Li Zexuan anymore.
"Erm, Your Majesty, I still have one more thing!"
Li Zexuan secretly despised Old Li's low quality. What "get lost"? Was this something an emperor would say to his subject?
"What else?"
"Cough cough, that … that I've just told Your Majesty that I'm getting married in five days. If I may be so bold, I would like to invite Your Majesty to attend the wedding! "
Li Zexuan said boldly and shamelessly.
In the entire Great Tang, only Li Zexuan would dare to invite Li Er to a banquet at the Ganlu Palace!
This guy wanted Li Er to chip in the money!
When Li Er heard this, he looked at Li Zexuan in surprise. He was speechless for a long time. It was probably his first time meeting such a silly and shameless official like Li Zexuan. He had no experience dealing with him at all!
"… I understand! You can leave now! "
Li Er waved his hand and chased him away.
Li Zexuan was speechless. What did you mean by that?! Since they didn't say that they would go, why didn't they say that they wouldn't go? Tsk tsk, all these officials like to speak in such a profound manner! Alright, since you didn't explicitly refuse, I'll take it as you've agreed. Li Zexuan automatically filled in the blanks.
"I'll take my leave!"
Li Zexuan cupped his hands and excused himself.
"Hmm? Wait! "
Li Zexuan was just about to walk to the door when he heard Li Er call out. This guy slammed on the brakes, turned around, and walked back. He looked at Old Li bitterly and thought to himself, These officials like to speak in such a profound manner. They also like to speak in such a way that it's like squeezing toothpaste out of their mouths.
"Your Majesty, do you have any other orders?"
Li Er said in a low voice, "I want to tell you that your 'Yanhuang College' should hurry up and start preparing. This matter is of great importance, so don't slack off! This time, Cui Shanyou and the others' impeachment against you is purely false. I won't believe them! "
"I also know that you're someone who won't act until you see a rabbit. A while ago, I had you research the telegraph machine, but you didn't have any results. Now that you're suddenly so enthusiastic, isn't it because you have motivation?"
"But don't worry, I won't mistreat you! When you resign from your position at the Imperial College, I'll promote you to be the Crown Prince's steward and give you the title of Golden Purple Guanglu Daifu! How's that? "
Damn, that's awesome, my brother! This is a seven-level promotion in a row! He was directly promoted from the fifth-rank Imperial College's steward to the third-rank Crown Prince's steward, which was one level higher than Kong Yingda's third-rank "Imperial College Chancellor".
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Zexuan thanked him happily in his heart.
Old Li had finally done something good!
"Mm, go!"
Li Er waved his hand without raising his head.
After leaving the palace, Li Zexuan really wanted to sing at the top of his lungs! This time, he chatted with Li Er for more than two hours. It was the longest he had ever stayed in an audience with the Emperor. The key point was that he told Li Er about the big event that he had been brewing for a long time and approved it. In the future, he would be the principal! How could Li Zexuan not be happy!
Haha, in the future, he wouldn't have to scheme against Cui Shanyou and those old bastards in the Imperial College anymore. Tsk tsk, while it's still early, I should quickly go back and "chat" with my wife! Thinking of this, he couldn't help but quicken his pace.
…
On the other side.
In order to "investigate the case", Chicken Bro brought two "little brothers" to Cui Shanyou's house for a field inspection.
Needless to say, this guy was really good at acting. Seeing him squatting on the ground, he kept gesturing at some "poop". But at this moment, he was really cursing in his heart. It was too smelly ~ ~. If not for Madam Cui watching at the side, he would definitely have quit long ago.
"Pang Sige, how is it? Have you found out who the culprit is? "
Seeing Chicken Bro "measuring" the poop, Madam Cui hurriedly came over to ask.
The pile of poop in front of her house had seriously affected her life.
Chicken Bro pretended to analyze, "Cough cough, according to the clues I found, this pile of poop was probably pulled down this morning. There are a total of forty people who shit, and all of them are children. Madam Cui, these results of the investigation, I will truthfully report it to the higher-ups. Please believe that our Wu Hou government will definitely help you find the culprit! "
Cough cough! In fact, any random person would be able to find out what Chicken Bro had said. This guy was deliberately pretending to be garlic. He knew in his heart who was behind this, but he definitely couldn't say it out loud. Therefore, he could only pretend to be very hardworking and "loafing"!
"Great, thank you Pang Sige! After my husband recovers from his illness, he will definitely thank Pang Sige! "
Madam Cui came over and thanked Chicken Bro.
Chicken Bro's face did not show any expression, but his heart was curling his lips. Recover from his illness? He was afraid that Cui Shanyou's illness would not be cured!
Anyway, he felt that Cui Shanyou was definitely not Li Zexuan's opponent!
"You're welcome! This is my duty! Then Madam Cui, we'll take our leave first! The other victims of the doctors still need this official to understand the situation! "
Chicken Bro cupped his hands. He could not stay here any longer. It was too smelly!
But Madam Cui did not think so. In her opinion, Chicken Bro was dedicated! After looking at this house, he immediately went to inspect the next one. He was too dedicated.
"Then Pang Sige has worked hard. Take care!"
"En ~ ~"
Chicken Bro pretended to "en", but in his heart, he almost burst out laughing!
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