"Hehe, Little Xuan, your carriage is so comfortable. Why don't you give me one?"
Although Cheng Chumo was "pulled" off the sofa by Lan 'er, he was not angry at all. He wandered around the carriage like Granny Liu in the Grand View Garden, looking left and right and touching everywhere. After a while, when he carefully looked at the luxurious interior of the carriage, Cheng Chumo could not help but be shocked. This kind of carriage was the standard for rich playboys like him. It would be so flashy and cool if he drove it out. Thus, he licked his lips and begged Li Zexuan for it.
"Hehe, in your dreams. This carriage is the only one in the world!"
Li Zexuan curled his lips.
"Ah? Don't! Little Xuan, why don't you ask your workshop to make a few more? "
Cheng Chumo urged.
Li Zexuan squinted his eyes and said, "I can, but this carriage is expensive. It's not that I'm looking down on you, but can you afford it, Chou Niu?"
Didn't this guy always say that he was poor? Li Zexuan did not believe that he could afford a "luxury carriage" now!
"Damn, you're looking down on me. As long as you have this kind of carriage, I can afford it. Tell me, how much is it?"
Cheng Chumo was immediately unhappy. His family had shares in the winery. With the sales of the Drunken Immortal and Gentle Beauty, the Cheng Chumo had also earned a lot of money. Correspondingly, Cheng Chumo's pocket money had increased recently. This guy was now quite wealthy and was very confident.
Li Zexuan looked at this jokester's face and could not help but want to attack him. Thus, he said, "No bargaining, only 999 strings of cash!"
He had asked Faubert about the cost of this carriage on the way here. Currently, the average horse carriage sold in the market cost between 200 to 500 strings of coins. However, due to the addition of a lot of advanced technology, such as shock absorbers, roller bearings, iron plates in the compartment of the carriage, and a separate toilet, the cost alone was as much as 400 to 500 strings of coins.
Li Zexuan set a price of 999 strings of cash, which wasn't considered expensive. This price was equivalent to buying a Porsche in modern times.
With such excellent performance, such a domineering appearance, and such luxurious interior, Li Zexuan believed that even if it was sold for more than 1000 strings of cash, there would definitely be rich people rushing to buy it with gold bricks.
However, Cheng Chumo was not a rich person. He only had a small amount of wealth. when he heard such a "crazy" price. Chumo's mouth.
Little Xuan, you're robbing me... this dammit, this carriage is not made of gold......
"Is it expensive? Chou Niu, if you think it's expensive, our workshop will release a cheaper version of the carriage. There's no sofa like the one you're sitting on. There's also no water storage where you washed your hands. It's only 666 strings of cash!
Ah, if you still think it's expensive, we will release a beggar's version. There's no sofa, no water storage, no toilet, and no iron plates in the compartment. We'll sell it for 555 strings of cash. How about that? You can afford it, right? "
Li Zexuan sipped a mouthful of water and said slowly.
"Damn, I don't want a beggar's version!"
Cheng Chumo was furious. This beggar's version was not a good thing just from the name. He, Cheng Chumo, would rather not buy this carriage than make a beggar's version and embarrass himself.
"Ahem, Little Xuan, money is just a worldly possession. Do we need to be so calculative? If your workshop makes another one, give it to me. How about it? "
If the hard way did not work, he could only use the soft way. After all, everyone knew that Cheng Chumo was thick-skinned. So what?
"Hehe, since money is a worldly possession, why don't you give all your pocket money to me for safekeeping, Chou Niu?"
"Bah, no way!"
Cheng Chumo expressed that he was not an idiot. Why would he give away his money to someone else?
"Damn, Little Xuan, if you don't give me one, I'll go to your house and not leave. I'll eat and drink your food. Let's see if you lose out!"
Cheng Chumo saw that Li Zexuan was unmoved by force or persuasion, so he had no choice but to use his ultimate move — shamelessness.
Yan Shaoning and Faubert were trying hard to hold back their laughter. Lan 'er did not have so many scruples. The little girl was so happy that she kept giggling and kept saying, "Brother Chou Niu, you're shameless."
Li Zexuan was also speechless. He had never seen such a shameless person.
"Up to you. Our house is short on rooms recently. We can only sleep in the woodshed!"
"Damn, you're so unrighteous!"
"You're the one who wanted to stay. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I see that Uncle Cheng and Uncle Qin are getting old, and it's not convenient for them to go out. I plan to give each of them one of these carriages in the near future. Chou Ox, you can stay in our woodshed! "
"Little Xuan, you're …"
Before Cheng Chumo could finish cursing, he heard the second half of Li Zexuan's sentence and finally understood that Li Zexuan was just teasing him. He didn't even bother to get angry and hurriedly corrected himself.
"Little Xuan, you're such a good brother. Haha!"
…
After laughing for a while, Yan Shaoning asked seriously, "Little Xuan, do you want to give this carriage a name? In the future, when we sell it, it can be better differentiated from other normal carriages! "
Li Zexuan thought about it and agreed. Just as he was about to speak, Cheng Chumo interrupted, "Of course, of course. Shaoning is right. If it were up to me, we should give it a more impressive name. Only then can it match such a perfect carriage. Hmm ~ How about we call it Little Tyrant? Isn't this name domineering enough? "
After saying that, he proudly winked at Li Zexuan.
Li Zexuan cursed in his heart. Little Tyrant? This guy really knows how to think!
"Nothing much! I've already thought of a name. Let's call it this … "
As he said that, he dipped one finger in water and wrote three letters on the table — "BMW".
Cheng Chumo went over and was stunned.
"What does this mean?"
Yan Shaoning frowned and muttered, "Is this pinyin?"
Li Zexuan raised his eyebrows and said in surprise, "Oh? Brother Shaoning actually knows pinyin? "
Yan Shaoning shook his head and said, "His Majesty mentioned in the morning court a few days ago that you invented something called pinyin. It can help children learn to read. He also showed it once in court. I also heard it from my father when he came home. The shape of your characters is very similar to what my father described that day."
Li Zexuan nodded in realization. He wasn't surprised at all as to how Li Er knew pinyin. If it wasn't Li Tai who said it, then it was that little fatty Li Chengqian.
"What pinyin? Little Xuan, just tell me what it means. I'll see if it's better than my Little Tyrant!"
This guy still couldn't forget about his Little Tyrant.
Li Zexuan rolled his eyes and said, "These three characters mean 'don't touch me'!"
Cheng Chumo grinned and laughed, "Ha, I thought it was a good name. It's really not as good as my Little Tyrant!"
Yan Shaoning didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He wondered, "That's right. Little Xuan, isn't this name a little too weird?"
Li Zexuan insisted, "Just use this name. Ugly Ox, if this carriage could speak, do you know what it would say to you?"
Cheng Chumo touched the exquisite carvings on the carriage wall and replied, "What would it say?"
"F * ck off, don't touch me!"
"F * ck!"
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